@The Lab: But knobs are so much like buttons! There's no way Jobs would approve. This has to be a sleek new Windows 7 product trying to sneak its way into Apple market-share. #producttank
@32ndnote: If it where Windows 7 it wouldn't be white but have psychedelic images painted all over it. Come to think of it that wouldn't be that bad at all. #producttank
How do you pop the bread out when you mistakenly set the timer too long? I don't imagine I can get my fingers/fork in there without burning my fingers to pull it out in time to save it from a charred skin that is overtoasted toast.
In the future my personal manservant android will have a shoulder-mounted laser to toast my bread as part of it's morning duties.
Later in the day it will use that same laser to take pot shots at the neighborhood children while shouting GET OFF MY LAWN! with it's chilling robot voice..
@Hiroak: Oh, I'll have the womanservant too. 'She' just won't be outfitted with lasers. I don't need to be the victim of any accidental discharges while in mid robo-coitus...
I was going to suggest Toaster Bags, but I'm guessing the reply would be "I don't want [insert suggestion], I want a toaster that will make grilled sandwiches.
So instead, may I suggest someone invents a toaster that injects the hot cheese between two slices of toast? A nice big cheese button next to the heat level dial should do it...
I want the grilled cheese sandwich with the convenience of a toaster. I don't want to scrape cheese off the panini maker, I don't want to clean toaster bags. I just want it to toast a sammich perfectly.
Plus, then I don't have to have a toaster, toaster over, and panini maker. It'd do it all.
It must teleport the slice of bread to my plate, and upon reentry into this reality, the superheated particles instantly heat the bread, so the bread is nice and toasty when it rematerializes on the plate. Screw you Yanko, you vapor-puffing industrial-chugging scribble monkeys.
@CrispyAardvark: Speaking of Maple Syrup, has anyone checked out the amazing recipe for a drink created by our very own OMG!Ponies for a drink called "The Flapjack"? His sadly doesn't include butter.
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Later in the day it will use that same laser to take pot shots at the neighborhood children while shouting GET OFF MY LAWN! with it's chilling robot voice..
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Yes if only there was some sort of toaster and oven combination....
But seriously the only way to get a good grilled cheese is to you know...grill it.
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I was going to suggest Toaster Bags, but I'm guessing the reply would be "I don't want [insert suggestion], I want a toaster that will make grilled sandwiches.
So instead, may I suggest someone invents a toaster that injects the hot cheese between two slices of toast? A nice big cheese button next to the heat level dial should do it...
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I want the grilled cheese sandwich with the convenience of a toaster. I don't want to scrape cheese off the panini maker, I don't want to clean toaster bags. I just want it to toast a sammich perfectly.
Plus, then I don't have to have a toaster, toaster over, and panini maker. It'd do it all.
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It must teleport the slice of bread to my plate, and upon reentry into this reality, the superheated particles instantly heat the bread, so the bread is nice and toasty when it rematerializes on the plate. Screw you Yanko, you vapor-puffing industrial-chugging scribble monkeys.
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Don't forget perfect portions of butter and real warmed Maple Syrup.
Hang on, I've seen something like this on that Star Wars Trek TV series, with the bald english shakespear guy haven't I?
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