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I liked this clever toaster design that mimics an inkjet printer. But then I realized how much I wanted a toaster that also prints on the butter and jam. Can't have it all, I suppose.

Othmar Mühlebach's design won second prize at the Berner Design Awards, and certainly would have won first prize if it had a built in a butter and jam printer. It's probably for the best, though. I don't want to have to buy overpriced Smuckers refill cartridges. [Polaine via Core77 via Likecool]

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This Product Tank concept employs an innovative solution to the problem of toastables that are oversized in either length or width. There are no slots, and the walls close in like your bread stumbled into a booby trap.

Of course, instead of crushing or impaling, these walls toast your bread to death. The crumby lifeblood falls into the pan below, and can be easily removed and cleaned for the next victim. Again, Product Tank is only a concept, but it has potential. [Product Tank via Core77]

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@Lite: thinks they will listen to Reason (tm):


I have a Dualit 3-slot toaster. It has a little holder thing you can use to put a grilled cheese sandwich in one of the slots. Works like a champ.


Not the cheapest thing around, but hey...

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that thing is a fire hazzard waiting to happen!

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At Giz, we're in the habit of introducing new products every day, and in the world of gadgetry, specialty kitchen products are a dime a dozen. Today, though, I was taken by surprise by the simplest of inventions: a flat, barbecue-style toaster. When I spotted the Fagor TP-2006 X (with "acoustic warning device") on Appliancist today, not only did the form of it surprise me, but—after a little Googling—so did the fact that the flat toaster is not a new concept:

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That's not to say it's common, perhaps because however cool or useful it is, it's decidedly more dangerous than other two standard toaster types. It would beat hell out of the Black & Decker my wife and I got for a wedding gift, but then so would a lighter held perpendicular to a piece of bread at 6 inches. There is a crumb tray that you can slide out, but that still doesn't prevent jackasses from trying to fry a burger on its grill—surely that's one of the many reasons this format is not favored. That and the fact that the heat dissipation must be crazy, and right up in your face. Still, somehow, I want one.

You know we've written about toasters, toasters and more toasters, but tell me, have you ever heard of a flat toaster? [Fagor via Appliancist PLUS Toaster Pics; Web Marketings; Nomura; Zannell]

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That's not to say it's common, perhaps because however cool or useful it is, it's decidedly more dangerous than other two standard toaster types. It would beat hell out of the Black & Decker my wife and I got for a wedding gift, but then so would a lighter held perpendicular to a piece of bread at 6 inches. There is a crumb tray that you can slide out, but that still doesn't prevent jackasses from trying to fry a burger on its grill—surely that's one of the many reasons this format is not favored. That and the fact that the heat dissipation must be crazy, and right up in your face. Still, somehow, I want one.

You know we've written about toasters, toasters and more toasters, but tell me, have you ever heard of a flat toaster? [Fagor via Appliancist PLUS Toaster Pics; Web Marketings; Nomura; Zannell]

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That's not to say it's common, perhaps because however cool or useful it is, it's decidedly more dangerous than other two standard toaster types. It would beat hell out of the Black & Decker my wife and I got for a wedding gift, but then so would a lighter held perpendicular to a piece of bread at 6 inches. There is a crumb tray that you can slide out, but that still doesn't prevent jackasses from trying to fry a burger on its grill—surely that's one of the many reasons this format is not favored. That and the fact that the heat dissipation must be crazy, and right up in your face. Still, somehow, I want one.

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Sometimes, you just want a steak and you don't want to go through a whole process to get it. Who wants to light the grill just so you can have one measly steak? Why make a whole production out of it? What you need, my friend, is a steak toaster.

OK, so it's not called the steak toaster, it's called the Ariete SteakHouse Indoor Grill, but that's pretty much what it is. It holds your hunk of meat vertically, keeping the heating elements on the side so all the fatty, greasy juices drip down to a tray and don't smoke. Sure, for $220 you could just fire up the grill, go to a steak house or get a cheap George Foreman grill to get similar results, but then you wouldn't be able to brag to your friends that you have a steak toaster. [Product Page via Boing Boing Gadgets]

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OK, so it's not called the steak toaster, it's called the Ariete SteakHouse Indoor Grill, but that's pretty much what it is. It holds your hunk of meat vertically, keeping the heating elements on the side so all the fatty, greasy juices drip down to a tray and don't smoke. Sure, for $220 you could just fire up the grill, go to a steak house or get a cheap George Foreman grill to get similar results, but then you wouldn't be able to brag to your friends that you have a steak toaster. [Product Page via Boing Boing Gadgets]

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Enjoying toast and tea is a luxury for us bloggers, who often dine on flat, room temperature soda and animal crackers in order to save money for heat, power and a 103-inch TV. Nevertheless, if we did enjoy her Majesty's official libations, it would be with this Toaster Teapot that combines the two. Whether it's a good idea to have liquid INSIDE A TOASTER is a question for philosophers and coroners, but it's only £29.95 ($58), so at least it's a cheap death. [Teapottery via Retro To Go via Uber Review]

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I really hope this trend dies soon: Yet another high-end auto maker is jumping into the gadget/home appliance business, giving non-rich people the chance to spend way too much money on something just because of a brand name, even if they can't afford a six-figure car. This time it's Bugatti, bringing their experience with engineering sports cars into the equally fast-paced world of toasters. Wow, how incredibly lame. Sorry Bugatti, but no matter how fancily designed your toaster is, and despite the fact that you have the balls to charge $300 for a toaster, it's not hip or cool. You're tarnishing your brand, bros. I hope it's worth it. [Product Page via Crave]

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They should make one like one of the high end Nackmishi (however you spell it) that only tostes one side at a time, then when it's ready for the other side, it pops out the piece of toasts, rotates it and pops it back in.

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Only one slice toasts at a time, which is pure badness in my book; and, as yet, it's only a concept. Arthur, you need to do a double-toaster and keep those '80s tapeheads happy. [Yanko]

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This is just a mac mini with a different kind of superdrive that accepts glutein-rich optical media, right?

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AWESOME DESIGN! :D I would love to see this in those Johnny-Rockets-like diners. :D Fun for the family... or people like me who would find this a novelty and fun to play with. :D


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Those kooky designers are feeding our toast fetish again this morning, and this time it's Toasty, a design concept for a cassette deck–style toaster. Designer Arthur Wu tips his hat to the old cassette deck tilt-away routine while catering to that loneliest number, one, which is all this retro-chic postmodern toast-o-matic can handle.

But who, pray tell, is satisfied with just one measly piece of toast? Never mind that. Toasty is pretty enough to have sitting there on your table, where you can pop in another piece and it'll be hot and ready to go by the time you're finished with the first one. We especially like that lit-up Toasty logo up front. Way to go, Artie!

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How do you pop the bread out when you mistakenly set the timer too long? I don't imagine I can get my fingers/fork in there without burning my fingers to pull it out in time to save it from a charred skin that is overtoasted toast.

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@TheCrudMan: I don't want a toaster oven. I want a toaster that will make grilled sandwiches.

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@Lite: thinks they will listen to Reason (tm):


I was going to suggest Toaster Bags, but I'm guessing the reply would be "I don't want [insert suggestion], I want a toaster that will make grilled sandwiches.


So instead, may I suggest someone invents a toaster that injects the hot cheese between two slices of toast? A nice big cheese button next to the heat level dial should do it...

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@CrispyAardvark: See, now you're getting it.


I want the grilled cheese sandwich with the convenience of a toaster. I don't want to scrape cheese off the panini maker, I don't want to clean toaster bags. I just want it to toast a sammich perfectly.


Plus, then I don't have to have a toaster, toaster over, and panini maker. It'd do it all.

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I want a toaster that will make grilled cheese sandwiches in it.

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