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33 => idolator
12 => jalopnik
9 => kotaku
17 => lifehacker
18 => oddjack
34 => valleywag
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titleMixedCase => 1
feedSize => 40
linkToStory => 1
autoTitleSize => 40
array excludeTags
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1 => Most Popular Stories
2 => front=false
array noTagSearch
0 => email-alerts
array disabledAutoTagLinks
0 => top
sitemapNewsWords => entertainment
array postStatuses
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PUBLISHED => Published
DELETED => Deleted
rssShowPostAuthors => 1
thumbGroupSize => 3
array publish
array post
array statuses
array editors
0 => PUBLISHED
1 => DELETED
2 => DRAFT
3 => USERPAGE
4 => TAGPAGE
array authors
0 => TAGPAGE
1 => USERPAGE
array users
0 => USERPAGE
array pendingusers
0 => USERPAGE
array removedusers
0 => DELETED
array userpageTags
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usercommenting => 1
trimPosts => 1
bookmarklet => 1
inpageediting =>
externalPosts => 1
friendsComments => 1
array flaggedComments
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tagSearch => 1
geoip => 1
array autodigg
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all =>
permalink =>
array minimum
array tagged
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comments => 0
array status
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1 => popular
array nottagged
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comments => 0
array status
0 => upcoming
1 => popular
array tagBar
maxTags => 6
maxChars => 55
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1 => whitenoise
2 => dealzmodo
3 => broken
array ghostTags
maxChars => 75
searchHotPosts => 0
newPermalinkLimit => 1
lightbox =>
array metaweblog-xmlrpc
enabled => 1
array uploads
uploaddir => /var/www/images/
webpath => /assets/images/
lookupBylineAuthors => 1
lookupAuthors => 1
commentpagepost => 1
commentImageUpload => 1
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uploadServlet => upload.gawker.com:8080
uploadDir => /www/tmp/images/
uploadHost => uploads.kinja.com
path => /images/
richCommentEditing =>
anonymousCommenting =>
array automaticTags
array bookmarkletPost
0 => "user submitted tips"
1 => quicklink=true
array email
array default
username => noreply@gawker.com
password =>
array invite
username => invite@gawker.com
password =>
userhelpemail => comments@gawker.com
siteStatPath => /www/rollupstats/
array splashPosts
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count => 8
sidebarcount => 11
array sidebarSites
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adtype => js
array activityTicker
enabled => 1
enabledForUsers => 1
useComments => 1
usePosts => 1
array sites
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1 => 2
2 => 4
3 => 7
4 => 8
5 => 9
6 => 11
7 => 12
8 => 17
9 => 31
10 => 34
11 => 39
changeInterval => 4
updateInterval => 300
tickerLength => 50
array allowedPages
array connectedness
template => static/pages/connectedness.tpl
array disemvowel
template => static/pages/disemvoweling.tpl
connectedToplistInSidebar =>
connectednessInProfile =>
tabbedModule =>
searchOrder => bydate
array searchOrders
byrelevance => Relevance
bydate => Date
byviews => Popularity
array searchTimeRanges
all => All
today => Today
week => Last Week
month => Last Month
noExternalPostsFromDate => 2000-01-01T00:00:00.000Z
enablePostParams => 1
withGeotags =>
saveOriginalPostData =>
array feedblitzAPI
path => https://api.feedblitz.com/f.api/syndications/
user => email@gawker.com
password => g4wk3r
outputDir => /www/sync/feedblitzcount/
array fbIds
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31 => 379954
11 => 379956
1 => 379958
2 => 379960
7 => 379962
8 => 379964
12 => 379968
39 => 379970
17 => 379971
34 => 379973
9 => 380082
12119 => 597944
showMyFeed => 1
threadedComments => 1
quattro => 1
cropEnabled =>
cropUrl =>
cropPrefix =>
newCommentAutoCheck =>
newCommentAutoCheckTimer => 60
enableSEOTagLinks =>
threadedCommentModeration =>
array autoCollapse
enabled => 1
count => 10
safeHours => 3
countedHours => 1
show_all_comments =>
array crossPostSiteAliases
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array tagPage
array itemCounts
array comment
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side => 20
array post
main => 20
side => 20
array inflowNotifications
showOnFrontpage => 1
useCache => 1
cacheLifetime => 600
infinitescrolling => 1
array defaultSitetag
id => 2865
tagname => tips
GotSomethingToSay => Got a tip for us?
SayItButton => Share
array tagUrls
comment => tag/cmt
post => tag/pst
default => tag
defaultType => comment
array comScore
enabled => 1
siteId => 6770184
array email_invites
array limits
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starcommenters => 7
epoch => 1258524000
timeframe => 604800
partnerTokenSecret => ingyombingyomtaliber
array sitemeter
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title => artists
array 11
num => s12
title => deadspin
array 2
num => s32
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array 12119
num => s32
title => fleshbot
array 7
num => sm5
title => gawker
array 4
num => s15
title => gizmodo
array 8
num => s31
title => io9
array 12
num => s12
title => jalopnik
array 39
num => s37
title => jezebel
array 9
num => sm5
title => kotaku
world => s19kotakuworld
array 17
num => sm3
title => lifehacker
world => s19lifehackerworld
array 30
num => sm5
title => sploid
array 13242
num => sm5
title => gawkertv
array 12463
num => sm4
title => nickdenton
skin => g4
array upcoming
enabled => 1
maxReturned => 25
array menuTabs
array defaults
0 => bestmodo
array lifehacker
url => http://lifehacker.com/
array kotaku
url => http://kotaku.com/
yahooBuzzSiteID => gizmodo841
array ask_ads_config
enabled => 1
feed => http://syndication.ask.com/gawkermedia5
adcount => 3
upper_count => 3
array facebook_connect
enabled => 1
apikey => 066270cf79f7674472a87f2f31c679e9
secret => 6a58d27984571e5bf0ccedd6224d0d30
array tbundles
postcomment => 44615696688
bundlecreation =>
array tagExchange
array machines-behaving-deadly
siteId => 8
tag => killer robots
array summermodo
siteId => 12
tag => summermodo
array 1
siteId => 9
tag => summermodo
array 2
siteId => 11
tag => summermodo
array twitterfeedr
array oauth-basic
consumerkey => QWZtd7woGP8R8y3DzoM6g
consumersecret => dQWFcdbW1VFqw9D1u8k6RYpcXryvRKei2Dp5h3ZrH4Q
tokenrequesturl => https://twitter.com/oauth/request_token
authenticateurl => https://twitter.com/oauth/authenticate
accesstokenurl => https://twitter.com/oauth/access_token
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fpTracker => 5325580
array tagPageExceptions
0 => iphoneappsdirectory
1 => iphoneappsdirectory
array frontpageview
0 => honda
1 => sony_vaio_round2
2 => apple
3 => bond007_skin
4 => fotc
5 => blank
6 => hasbro
7 => bestmodo
8 => win7
9 => ketel
10 => footlocker_puma2
11 => energizer_bunny
12 => A9
13 => sharp_aquos
14 => ps3
15 => fox_24
16 => audi2
17 => xmen_front
18 => radioshack
19 => samsung_led
20 => prius
21 => vw
22 => expedition
23 => ketel_v2
24 => sprint_6-15
25 => sprint_noTicker
26 => samsung_jack
27 => best_buy
28 => absolut
29 => palm
30 => delta
31 => watchmen
32 => heineken
33 => svedka
34 => livescribe
35 => wirelesswave
36 => budweiser
37 => nine
38 => livescribe_2
39 => pepsi_front
40 => dollhouse
41 => ebay
42 => fox_animation
43 => lincoln
44 => pepsi_oct7
45 => powermat-oct07
46 => braun
47 => win7_canada
48 => htc
49 => htc
50 => mastercard
51 => lincoln
52 => palmpixi
53 => syfy_alice
54 => d9_dvd
55 => jw
56 => n900
57 => avg
58 => att
59 => nokia_n97
60 => 9_dvd
61 => bestbuy_geek
array tagviews
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vaio => sony_vaio
gadgets => comcast_marquee
gaming => comcast_marquee
design => comcast_marquee
review => comcast_marquee
clip => comcast_marquee
laptops => comcast_marquee
rumor => comcast_marquee
windows => comcast_marquee
apple => comcast_marquee
diy => comcast_marquee
sony => comcast_marquee
audio => comcast_marquee
games => comcast_marquee
blu-ray => bond007
bluray => bond007
blu ray => bond007
app directory => iphoneapp_logmein
iphone directory => iphoneapp_logmein
iphone apps directory => iphoneapp_logmein
iphoneappsdirectory => iphoneapp_logmein
dealzmodo => simpression
smartphones => htc
Vaio P => vaio p
vaiop => vaio p
vaio_p => vaio p
cellphone => simpression
summermodo => summermodo
announcements => delta_new
maximumtailgate => pepsitag_oct7
maximum tailgate => pepsitag_oct7
array commenterpageview
* => comcast_marquee
array geoipviews
CA => win7_canada
GB => blank
US|807 => comcast_marquee
US|504 => comcast_marquee
US|602 => comcast_marquee
US|506 => comcast_marquee
US => svedka
HU => wirelesswave
array searchpageview
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array db_skins
skins =>
array db_views
array views
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array dir
0 => _takeover/stoli.gizmodo.com
1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
startTime => 2008-07-31 00:01:00
endTime => 2008-08-20 23:59:00
splicing => 1
array config
allpages => false
frontpage => false
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
specifictagpages => false
array tagpages
0 => blackberry
specificposts => false
array posts
0 => 5035143
specificgeoip => false
array geoips
0 =>
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion => base.v6
array honda
use_skin =>
array dir
0 => _takeover/dream.gizmodo.com
1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
startTime => 2009-03-03 00:01:00
endTime => 2009-03-03 23:59:00
splicing => 1
array config
allpages => false
frontpage => true
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
specifictagpages => false
array tagpages
0 =>
specificposts => false
array posts
0 =>
specificgeoip => false
array geoips
0 =>
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion =>
use_default_skin => false
postcount_condensed =>
postcount_classic =>
interruptor_condensed =>
interruptor_classic =>
array sony_vaio
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array dir
0 => _takeover/vaio.gizmodo.com
1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
startTime => 2009-02-01 00:01:00
endTime => 2009-02-01 23:59:00
splicing => 1
array config
allpages => false
frontpage => false
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
specifictagpages => true
array tagpages
0 => vaio p
1 => vaio
specificposts => false
array posts
0 =>
specificgeoip => false
array geoips
0 =>
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion =>
use_default_skin => false
array tmobile_custom
use_skin =>
array dir
0 => _takeover/tmobilecustom.gizmodo.com
1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
startTime => 2009-02-26 00:01:00
endTime => 2009-03-03 23:59:00
splicing => 1
array config
allpages => false
frontpage => false
searchpages => false
commenterpages => true
specifictagpages => true
array tagpages
0 => gadgets
1 => gaming
2 => design
3 => review
4 => clip
5 => laptops
6 => rumor
7 => windows
8 => apple
9 => diy
10 => sony
11 => audio
12 => games
specificposts => false
array posts
0 =>
specificgeoip => false
array geoips
0 =>
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion =>
use_default_skin => false
postcount_condensed =>
postcount_classic =>
interruptor_condensed =>
interruptor_classic =>
array sony_vaio_round2
use_skin =>
array dir
0 => _takeover/sonyvaio.gizmodo.com
1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
startTime => 2009-04-15 00:01:00
endTime => 2009-04-15 23:59:00
splicing => 1
array config
allpages => false
frontpage => true
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
specifictagpages => false
array tagpages
0 =>
specificposts => false
array posts
0 =>
specificgeoip => false
array geoips
0 =>
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion =>
use_default_skin => false
postcount_condensed =>
postcount_classic =>
interruptor_condensed =>
interruptor_classic =>
array apple
use_skin =>
array dir
0 => _takeover/applesimple.gizmodo.com
1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
startTime => 2008-11-28 00:01:00
endTime => 2008-11-28 23:59:00
splicing => 1
array config
allpages => false
frontpage => true
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
specifictagpages => false
array tagpages
0 =>
specificposts => false
array posts
0 =>
specificgeoip => false
array geoips
0 =>
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion =>
use_default_skin => false
array bond007_skin
use_skin =>
array dir
0 => _takeover/bond007.gizmodo.com
1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
startTime => 2009-03-24 00:01:00
endTime => 2009-03-24 23:59:00
splicing => 1
array config
allpages => false
frontpage => true
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
specifictagpages => false
array tagpages
0 =>
specificposts => false
array posts
0 =>
specificgeoip => false
array geoips
0 =>
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion =>
use_default_skin => false
postcount_condensed =>
postcount_classic =>
interruptor_condensed =>
interruptor_classic =>
array fotc
use_skin =>
array dir
0 => _takeover/fotc.gizmodo.com
1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
startTime => 2009-01-22 00:01:00
endTime => 2009-01-23 23:59:00
splicing => 1
array config
allpages => false
frontpage => true
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
specifictagpages => false
array tagpages
0 =>
specificposts => false
array posts
0 =>
specificgeoip => false
array geoips
0 =>
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion =>
use_default_skin => false
array blank
use_skin =>
array dir
0 => g4.gizmodo.com
1 => base.v8
startTime => 2008-09-24 00:01:00
endTime => 2010-10-08 23:59:00
splicing => 1
array config
allpages => false
frontpage => true
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
nomarquee => false
specifictagpages => false
array tagpages
0 =>
specificposts => false
array posts
0 =>
specificgeoip => true
array geoips
0 => CA
1 => GB
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion => base.v8
use_default_skin => true
postcount_condensed =>
postcount_classic =>
interruptor_condensed =>
interruptor_classic =>
array bond007
use_skin =>
array dir
0 => _takeover/bond007.gizmodo.com
1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
startTime => 2009-03-20 00:01:00
endTime => 2009-03-30 23:59:00
splicing => 1
array config
allpages => false
frontpage => false
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
specifictagpages => true
array tagpages
0 => blu-ray
1 => bluray
2 => blu ray
specificposts => false
array posts
0 =>
specificgeoip => false
array geoips
0 =>
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion =>
use_default_skin => false
postcount_condensed =>
postcount_classic =>
interruptor_condensed =>
interruptor_classic =>
array hasbro
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array dir
0 => _takeover/hasbro.gizmodo.com
1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
startTime => 2009-03-28 00:00:00
endTime => 2009-03-29 20:00:00
splicing => 1
array config
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frontpage => true
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
specifictagpages => false
array tagpages
0 =>
specificposts => false
array posts
0 =>
specificgeoip => false
array geoips
0 =>
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion =>
use_default_skin => false
postcount_condensed =>
postcount_classic =>
interruptor_condensed =>
interruptor_classic =>
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array dir
0 => _takeover/bestmodo8.gizmodo.com
1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
startTime => 2008-11-09 00:01:00
endTime => 2008-11-09 23:59:00
splicing => 1
array config
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frontpage => true
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
specifictagpages => false
array tagpages
0 =>
specificposts => false
array posts
0 =>
specificgeoip => false
array geoips
0 =>
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion =>
array iphone_app
use_skin =>
array dir
0 => _takeover/iphoneapp-oct7.gizmodo.com
1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
startTime => 2009-10-15 00:01:00
endTime => 2009-12-31 23:59:00
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array config
allpages => false
frontpage => false
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
nomarquee => false
specifictagpages => true
array tagpages
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1 => iphone directory
2 => iphone apps directory
3 => iphoneappsdirectory
specificposts => false
array posts
0 =>
specificgeoip => false
array geoips
0 =>
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion =>
use_default_skin => false
postcount_condensed =>
postcount_classic =>
interruptor_condensed =>
interruptor_classic =>
array win7
use_skin =>
array dir
0 => _takeover/win7.gizmodo.com
1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
startTime => 2009-10-22 00:01:00
endTime => 2009-10-26 23:59:00
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array config
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frontpage => true
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
nomarquee => false
specifictagpages => false
array tagpages
0 =>
specificposts => false
array posts
0 =>
specificgeoip => true
array geoips
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largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion =>
use_default_skin => false
postcount_condensed =>
postcount_classic =>
interruptor_condensed =>
interruptor_classic =>
array ketel
use_skin =>
array dir
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1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
startTime => 2008-12-18 00:01:00
endTime => 2008-12-18 23:59:00
splicing => 1
array config
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frontpage => true
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
specifictagpages => false
array tagpages
0 =>
specificposts => false
array posts
0 =>
specificgeoip => false
array geoips
0 =>
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion => base.v7
use_default_skin => false
array footlocker_puma2
use_skin =>
array dir
0 => _takeover/footlocker_puma2.gizmodo.com
1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
startTime => 2009-03-27 00:01:00
endTime => 2009-03-27 23:59:00
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array config
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frontpage => true
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
specifictagpages => false
array tagpages
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array posts
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array geoips
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largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
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use_default_skin => false
postcount_condensed =>
postcount_classic =>
interruptor_condensed =>
interruptor_classic =>
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array dir
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1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
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array config
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frontpage => false
searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
specifictagpages => true
array tagpages
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specificposts => false
array posts
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specificgeoip => false
array geoips
0 =>
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
baseversion =>
use_default_skin => false
array energizer_bunny
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array dir
0 => _takeover/energizer.gizmodo.com
1 => g4.gizmodo.com
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startTime => 2008-12-15 00:01:00
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searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
nomarquee => false
specifictagpages => false
array tagpages
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array posts
0 =>
specificgeoip => false
array geoips
0 =>
largeinterruptor => false
usebase => false
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use_default_skin => false
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postcount_classic =>
interruptor_condensed =>
interruptor_classic =>
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array dir
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1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
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searchpages => false
commenterpages => false
nomarquee => false
specifictagpages => false
array tagpages
0 =>
specificposts => false
array posts
0 =>
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array geoips
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use_default_skin => false
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postcount_classic =>
interruptor_condensed =>
interruptor_classic =>
array sharp_aquos
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array dir
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2 => base.v8
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array tagpages
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array posts
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array geoips
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array ps3
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array dir
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1 => g4.gizmodo.com
2 => base.v8
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array tagpages
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array posts
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baseversion =>
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array htc
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array dir
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1 => g4.gizmodo.com
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nomarquee => false
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array tagpages
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array posts
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array geoips
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postcount_classic =>
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Of course, this isn't the first time that someone's thought of making a transparent toaster, but this one is actually more than a concept. Apparently it'll actually be made and sold by a company called Magimix.

Geez. Now I'm craving toast and will probably cause a kitchen fire with my old-school, non-transparent toaster. [Moco Loco via kPSFK]

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Of course, this isn't the first time that someone's thought of making a transparent toaster, but this one is actually more than a concept. Apparently it'll actually be made and sold by a company called Magimix.

Geez. Now I'm craving toast and will probably cause a kitchen fire with my old-school, non-transparent toaster. [Moco Loco via kPSFK]

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Of course, this isn't the first time that someone's thought of making a transparent toaster, but this one is actually more than a concept. Apparently it'll actually be made and sold by a company called Magimix.

Geez. Now I'm craving toast and will probably cause a kitchen fire with my old-school, non-transparent toaster. [Moco Loco via kPSFK]

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Of course, this isn't the first time that someone's thought of making a transparent toaster, but this one is actually more than a concept. Apparently it'll actually be made and sold by a company called Magimix.

Geez. Now I'm craving toast and will probably cause a kitchen fire with my old-school, non-transparent toaster. [Moco Loco via kPSFK]

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You know we've written about toasters, toasters and more toasters, but tell me, have you ever heard of a flat toaster? [Fagor via Appliancist PLUS Toaster Pics; Web Marketings; Nomura; Zannell]

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You know we've written about toasters, toasters and more toasters, but tell me, have you ever heard of a flat toaster? [Fagor via Appliancist PLUS Toaster Pics; Web Marketings; Nomura; Zannell]

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You know we've written about toasters, toasters and more toasters, but tell me, have you ever heard of a flat toaster? [Fagor via Appliancist PLUS Toaster Pics; Web Marketings; Nomura; Zannell]

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You know we've written about toasters, toasters and more toasters, but tell me, have you ever heard of a flat toaster? [Fagor via Appliancist PLUS Toaster Pics; Web Marketings; Nomura; Zannell]

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Sometimes, you just want a steak and you don't want to go through a whole process to get it. Who wants to light the grill just so you can have one measly steak? Why make a whole production out of it? What you need, my friend, is a steak toaster.

OK, so it's not called the steak toaster, it's called the Ariete SteakHouse Indoor Grill, but that's pretty much what it is. It holds your hunk of meat vertically, keeping the heating elements on the side so all the fatty, greasy juices drip down to a tray and don't smoke. Sure, for $220 you could just fire up the grill, go to a steak house or get a cheap George Foreman grill to get similar results, but then you wouldn't be able to brag to your friends that you have a steak toaster. [Product Page via Boing Boing Gadgets]

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Enjoying toast and tea is a luxury for us bloggers, who often dine on flat, room temperature soda and animal crackers in order to save money for heat, power and a 103-inch TV. Nevertheless, if we did enjoy her Majesty's official libations, it would be with this Toaster Teapot that combines the two. Whether it's a good idea to have liquid INSIDE A TOASTER is a question for philosophers and coroners, but it's only £29.95 ($58), so at least it's a cheap death. [Teapottery via Retro To Go via Uber Review]

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Note: Toatser teapot does not actually make toast.

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