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    3 Year-Old Russian Superbaby Can Operate Heavy Machinery

    Toddler Buys Industrial Excavator Online, "Doesn't Even Like Tractors"

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    Image of FredicvsMaximvs FredicvsMaximvs
    06/23/09

    In reply to 3 Year-Old Russian Superbaby Can Operate Heavy Machinery
    Eww, baby acumen. Don't breathe this!
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    06/23/09

    In reply to 3 Year-Old Russian Superbaby Can Operate Heavy Machinery
    It seems like as long as it doesn't have pedals, and a joystick, he's OK.
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    06/23/09

    In reply to 3 Year-Old Russian Superbaby Can Operate Heavy Machinery
    baby got backhoe
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    Image of Trowble (XBL/PSN) Trowble (XBL/PSN)
    06/23/09

    In reply to 3 Year-Old Russian Superbaby Can Operate Heavy Machinery
    Somehow this comes to mind:
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    06/23/09

    @Trowble (XBL/PSN): WHY!!!! I hate those movies. Almost about as Spy Kids.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/24/09

    In reply to BMW Baby Racer II Runs On Trust Funds
    why hasn't anyone put their foot in their mouth and said something stupid about a vdub turbo jetta? gotta be one of those goofballs around here some where.


    i hate some bimmer steering wheels. i love m3s. and who was it that was trash talking AWD? that can be pretty friggin sweet if you know how to make it fun.


    gotta go get my vicodin now. see if you can tell a difference in my posts after i take it. kinda an experiment.

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    Image of Kraken Kraken
    05/24/09

    In reply to BMW Baby Racer II Runs On Trust Funds
    I'm pretty sure they're called "Beamers". I've never heard it pronounced as "Bimmer".
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    Image of ShawnYawn ShawnYawn
    05/25/09

    @tbone92: Though pronounced the same, the spelling "Bimmer" (in the US) actually refers to any BMW automobile, while "Beemer" refers to any BMW motorcycle.


    I had heard there was a difference in the two words, but was unsure.. So I looked "bimmer" up on wikipedia, and it redirected me to the BMW page. On that page, In section 6 titled "culture" it explains it all there.


    Not that it matters tho, as OfficerMike said, they are both widely accepted, and both convey BMW in general.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/25/09

    @ShawnYawn: In Canada, they're both retarded.
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    Image of OMG! Conies! OMG! Conies!
    05/24/09

    In reply to BMW Baby Racer II Runs On Trust Funds
    I'm sorry, but there is no way you're telling me an Audi is going to outperform a BMW. Having owned both, I can tell you the a BMW is a far superior machine in almost every way imaginable.
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    Image of MrBlahBlah MrBlahBlah
    05/24/09

    @the bends: werd. i prefer the feel of BMWs to audis any day
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    05/25/09

    @the bends: Whatever man. You know my Honda will beat both their asses.
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    05/25/09

    @discontinuuity is now meme-free: You may have that, but check this sweet ride out. I've raced a bunch of BMWs and Audis and they all lost.
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    05/25/09

    @everyone: When will you clowns learn that Lexus pwns them all?
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    05/25/09

    @CoЯiolis Eff: Dude that body kit is pretty phat but check out the performance exhaust I installed this weekend:
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    05/25/09

    @discontinuuity is now meme-free: Good to the last drop?
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    05/25/09

    @CoЯiolis Eff: Wait till the v-tech kicks in, yo!
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    05/25/09

    @discontinuuity is now meme-free: Check out my Benz.
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    05/25/09

    @CoЯiolis Eff: That's mad pimpin', yo.
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    05/25/09

    @pauljones: Yeah, it's understated and attention grabbing.
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    05/25/09

    @SirNotAppearing: Well, this little Baby Racer isn't even the current gen one. It's old news.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    05/25/09

    @CoЯiolis Eff: ur just jealous. and bias.
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    05/25/09

    @SirNotAppearing: Oh yeah? Your mother!
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    05/25/09

    @pauljones: Lexus is not cool.. They only hav on e car. Th LF-A is pretty swt but my Nissn winz.
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    Image of Duckspwn Duckspwn
    05/25/09

    @CoЯiolis Eff: You sir, have an incredible power to mock us gizmodo readers. I respect that.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/25/09

    @CoЯiolis Eff: Heh, not too bad, but around corners, your car is no match for mine with my custom ultra high downforce superspeed park bench spoiler!



    PS This whole thing is pretty fun. I nominate you guys for CrosspostingOTD.

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    05/25/09

    @Duckspwn - Fumoffu!: I wasn't mocking all the readers, just the stupid ones like me.
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    05/25/09

    @Mobius_1: Check out my Poser Mobile.
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    Image of Gilbert Tang Jr. Gilbert Tang Jr.
    05/23/09

    In reply to Toddler Buys Industrial Excavator Online, "Doesn't Even Like Tractors"
    Well, I suppose it could have been an organic machine, too.
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    Image of fastharryDOTcom fastharryDOTcom
    05/23/09

    In reply to Toddler Buys Industrial Excavator Online, "Doesn't Even Like Tractors"
    Cool story, I Digg it...
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/23/09

    @fastharry: zing!
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    05/23/09

    In reply to Toddler Buys Industrial Excavator Online, "Doesn't Even Like Tractors"
    And just think, twenty or so years from now, with just a couple of clicks someone will 'buy' Pipi online...


    ...one hour at a time.

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    Image of .357 .357
    05/23/09

    In reply to Toddler Buys Industrial Excavator Online, "Doesn't Even Like Tractors"
    Dammit I almost had it. Fuck my $14,998 bid!
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/23/09

    In reply to Toddler Buys Industrial Excavator Online, "Doesn't Even Like Tractors"
    The only reason the toddler even found this item was that she had mimicked what she overheard her Daddy doing earlier, googling for some "cheap hoes".
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    Image of InvaderPhlegm InvaderPhlegm
    05/23/09

    @bosskev: You sir, have made my entire weekend!!!


    I bow before your superior comedic prowess.

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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/23/09

    @bosskev: well, i dunno. apparently mom was on the phone with her friend lookin for a good plow.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    05/23/09

    In reply to Toddler Buys Industrial Excavator Online, "Doesn't Even Like Tractors"
    "Toddler inadvertently buys mail-order husband online."


    And that, grandchildren, is how our family came to America.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    05/22/09

    In reply to Toddler Buys Industrial Excavator Online, "Doesn't Even Like Tractors"
    My neighbor owns a few cranes and backhoes for his business, and he surfs the web for new cranes/vehicles. I can picture his little 4 year old daughter buying something, b/c she likes cranes and trucks.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/23/09

    @HelloSailor_GitEmSteveDave: I can relate. My neighborhood has a few hoes too.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/23/09

    @bosskev: alright, the movers have me all packed up. what is the address boss?
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    Image of 3o01 3o01
    05/22/09

    In reply to Toddler Buys Industrial Excavator Online, "Doesn't Even Like Tractors"
    Wow, 3 year olds have gotten smarter since, I was a kid... Then again I'm 14 and I don't remember my childhood that well.. :(
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    Image of so_gracefully so_gracefully
    05/23/09

    @3o01: That's because you're not finished with it yet, dude.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/23/09

    @so_gracefully: Neither am I and I'm 53.
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    Image of sneakypoo sneakypoo
    05/23/09

    @3o01: Get back to us when your hair has all but fallen out, your gut suddenly works perfect as a pillow and your back hurts when you get out of bed in the morning.
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    05/23/09

    @sneakypoo: hey that's me. i'm 26.
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