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    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    Poo!
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    They know what I search for, 'cos I use google. They know what I email, 'cos I got gmail. They know who I call, 'cos I got googlevoice. They know who I collaborate with, 'cos I got Wave. They know where I am 'cos I use GoogleMaps. They know what I build, 'cos I use sketchup.

    And now, they will know when I've eaten corn on the cob.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    Apparently you guys don't pay enough attention to some of the companies in India such as WIPRO. They make children's shampoo, light bulbs, laptops, and do outsourced computer programming.
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    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    Who knew when Ballmer said that he was going to wipe his ass with Google that it was so literal?
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    Image of KhaiJB KhaiJB
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    then they send in the Camera Car for Maps... and Publish it on Books...
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    Image of Bruce Hawkins Bruce Hawkins
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    Like I said before:

    Google: 6 letters
    Chrome: 6 letters
    Search: 6 letters
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    Nathan Obbards approved this comment Bruce Hawkins was starred Bruce Hawkins was unstarred
    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/20/09

    @Bruce Hawkins:

    Tyrant: 6 letters
    Despot: 6 letters
    Christ: 6 letters
    Buddha: 6 letters
    Austin, Irvine, Reston (all places they have offices): 6 letters

    I see the conspiracy!
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/20/09

    @Nathan Obbards: Don't forget Hitler!
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was starred Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was unstarred
    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/20/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Damn, I did. Well, don't forget Stalin.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/20/09

    @Nathan Obbards: Or Barney
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was starred Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was unstarred
    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    11/20/09

    @Nathan Obbards: Also: Cookie, Babies, Batman, and Frucci.
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    Image of Mischif Mischif
    11/20/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Oddly enough, Godwin works here too.
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    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment Mischif was starred Mischif was unstarred
    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/20/09

    @Mischif: See, it is a conspiracy!
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    Image of whoo0meyee whoo0meyee
    11/20/09

    @Nathan Obbards:
    internet: 8 letters
    dictator: 8 letters
    conspiracy: 10 letters
    your theory:10 letters
    epic fail: 8 letters
     Reply
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/20/09

    @whoo0meyee: Sounds like someone doesn't have a sense of humor.
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    Image of psychiccheese psychiccheese
    11/20/09

    @Nathan Obbards:
    humour: 6 letters.
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    Image of winkydink winkydink
    11/20/09

    @Nathan Obbards: Dont forget Hitler!
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/20/09

    @winkydink: [gizmodo.com]

    *facepalm*
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    Image of winkydink winkydink
    11/24/09

    @Nathan Obbards: HARDER!
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/24/09

    @winkydink: Maybe if I knew you better.
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    Image of RikD RikD
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    That is PRECISELY why i only use Microsoft brand toilet paper...while they probably have all kinds of dirt on me that they've inadvertently collected...I feel quite confident that they are too incompetent to put that info to good use.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    Further proof that the Internet is a series of tubes.

    Does this mean that Google is moving into Pee-er to Pee-er?
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    Edited by Alfisted at 11/20/09 11:38 AM Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of njdevil njdevil
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    I'm Feeling Shitty.
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    Image of StupidSimple StupidSimple
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    "Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives"
    Not until they start making Google suppositories or colonoscopy equipment.
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    Monty promoted this comment StupidSimple was starred StupidSimple was unstarred
    Image of Monty Monty
    11/20/09

    @StupidSimple: Their search bots for web sites scare me enough without thinking about them mapping our human drainage systems. Thanks for the mental image.
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    Image of PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    This must the new Google Wave, a new way of emailing. You leave your message on a piece of paper and it goes down the information superhighway aka the sewage system.
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    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: was starred PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: was unstarred
    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    Now Google can really kiss our asses!

    [www.instantrimshot.com]
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    I don't see what the big deal is. Google just wants to collect data from your sanitary habits to improve their two-ply algorithms to make your lives easier!

    Come on guys. Get the stick out of your ass and put Google in.
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    Image of Nutchromeo Nutchromeo
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    Glad to see it's made from 100% Virgins. That way you KNOW it's authentic evil at it's best.
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    Image of You ate my cake! You ate my cake!
    11/20/09

    @Nutchromeo: What a waste of good virgins.
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    Kaiser-Machead promoted this comment You ate my cake! was starred You ate my cake! was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/20/09


    @You ate my cake!: Maybe they all looked like this dude.
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    Image of Jesustron Jesustron
    11/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: That dude is totally not a virgin, he rolled two 20s to critically orgasm those dwarvish prostitutes during his D&D session lastnight.
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    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment Edited by Jesustron at 11/20/09 11:24 AM Jesustron was starred Jesustron was unstarred
    Image of Hank Scorpio Hank Scorpio
    11/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Gah! My eyes! Why? Oh, why would you do that to us!?

    That is something you just can't un-see.
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: That's a dude? I thought it was a scary woman.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    Available at your nearest K-Mart, next to the Bing Baby Wipes.
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