Gary Gale, geotechnologist and vicar of everyone's inner teenager, has created a map of Vaguely Rude Place Names Around the World. The map is a lot of fun if you're into crude sexual and toilet humor (who isn't?), and almost universally results in childlike snickering when confronted with the word 'poo'.
Some students in Denmark have invented a toilet that functions like a punchline in some god awful 90s sitcom. The seat automatically lowers itself after you flush. LOL GENDER WARS OMG.
Oh-ho! Show that RIAA what you really think of their lawsuits with this RIAA-labeled toilet paper. Make sure every wipe contains the full RIAA letters, or you may be wiping that behind to spite to Irish Aviation Authority (IAA) and that can't be a good thing. Drunk Irishmen in planes is someone to not piss off.
This may not be a very high-tech kitchen gadget, but it is absolutely awesome, nonetheless. Crack the egg in Peter and let 'er flow. $12.99.