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    Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives

    Regretsy: For Anyone Who Didn't See the Creepy Side to Making and Selling Your Own Crafts

    The Comfort Wipe: Because Basic Bodily Functions Are So Archaic

    Office Machine Turns Your TPS Reports Into TP For Your Bunghole

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    Image of Xagest Xagest
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    Poo!
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    They know what I search for, 'cos I use google. They know what I email, 'cos I got gmail. They know who I call, 'cos I got googlevoice. They know who I collaborate with, 'cos I got Wave. They know where I am 'cos I use GoogleMaps. They know what I build, 'cos I use sketchup.

    And now, they will know when I've eaten corn on the cob.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    Apparently you guys don't pay enough attention to some of the companies in India such as WIPRO. They make children's shampoo, light bulbs, laptops, and do outsourced computer programming.
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    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    Who knew when Ballmer said that he was going to wipe his ass with Google that it was so literal?
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    Image of KhaiJB KhaiJB
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    then they send in the Camera Car for Maps... and Publish it on Books...
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    Further proof that the Internet is a series of tubes.

    Does this mean that Google is moving into Pee-er to Pee-er?
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    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    Now Google can really kiss our asses!

    [www.instantrimshot.com]
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    I don't see what the big deal is. Google just wants to collect data from your sanitary habits to improve their two-ply algorithms to make your lives easier!

    Come on guys. Get the stick out of your ass and put Google in.
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    Image of Nutchromeo Nutchromeo
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    Glad to see it's made from 100% Virgins. That way you KNOW it's authentic evil at it's best.
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    Image of You ate my cake! You ate my cake!
    11/20/09

    @Nutchromeo: What a waste of good virgins.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/20/09


    @You ate my cake!: Maybe they all looked like this dude.
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    Image of Jesustron Jesustron
    11/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: That dude is totally not a virgin, he rolled two 20s to critically orgasm those dwarvish prostitutes during his D&D session lastnight.
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    Image of Hank Scorpio Hank Scorpio
    11/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Gah! My eyes! Why? Oh, why would you do that to us!?

    That is something you just can't un-see.
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: That's a dude? I thought it was a scary woman.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/20/09

    In reply to Google Is Reaching Way Too Far Into our Lives
    Available at your nearest K-Mart, next to the Bing Baby Wipes.
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    Image of HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H. HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.
    10/09/09

    In reply to Regretsy: For Anyone Who Didn't See the Creepy Side to Making and Selling Your Own Crafts
    Hey, can we get a NSFW tag on that Regretsy link? I'm just glad that nobody saw the dicksucking woodcut or the teddy bear with a vagina on my scree.
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    Image of Wilson Rothman Wilson Rothman
    10/09/09

    @HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: There is one on the second, and a pretty clear notice on the first. "Be careful, though, because the amazing site is not always safe for work." I will add, but next time, read a little, will ya?
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    Image of RicketyCricket RicketyCricket
    10/09/09

    In reply to Regretsy: For Anyone Who Didn't See the Creepy Side to Making and Selling Your Own Crafts
    What? No rag on a stick?
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    Image of otko otko
    10/09/09

    @RicketyCricket: I have it and before you ask, no it's not for sale.

    *also-love the watermark on your Simpsons snapshot. I have the same torrented episode.
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    Image of YankBoffin YankBoffin
    10/09/09

    In reply to Regretsy: For Anyone Who Didn't See the Creepy Side to Making and Selling Your Own Crafts
    I've been stifling laughter all morning thanks to that site. It's like Cake Wrecks, but with a sharper tongue and a lot more vag. Beats the heck out of craftastrophe, too.
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    Image of Parameshwara Parameshwara
    10/09/09

    In reply to Regretsy: For Anyone Who Didn't See the Creepy Side to Making and Selling Your Own Crafts
    I have yet to meet an environmentalist so passionate that he would utilise recyclable TP, and i don't mean the dirty bastards who don't wipe their arse.
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    Image of tylerstyle tylerstyle
    10/09/09

    In reply to Regretsy: For Anyone Who Didn't See the Creepy Side to Making and Selling Your Own Crafts
    So it's basically the white trash version of etsy?
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    Image of Wilson Rothman Wilson Rothman
    10/09/09

    @tylerstyle: More like a white-trash filter of Etsy -- everything on Regretsy comes from Etsy.
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