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    The HemAway Toilet Seat is Tough To Think About

    Interactive Toilet Scares Kids into Pooping, Hopefully Not in Their Pants

    Danish Students Invent Auto-Lowering Toilet Seat. Ha. Ha.

    Toilet Seat Scale Makes You Feel Five Pounds Lighter

    Man Invents Vibrating Toilet Seat That Helps You Enjoy the Magic Moment

    Hypercolor Heat-Changing Toilet Shows Who's Been Assing it Up

    Glowing Toilet Seat Makes Your Deposits Look Really Disgusting

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    Jammin' John Guitarlet: Toilet Seat of the Blues Immortals

    Panasonic DL-GWN Toilet Seat Lights Your Pee-Path
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    Image of Curves Curves
    03/13/09

    In reply to The HemAway Toilet Seat is Tough To Think About
    Its my own fault. I knew I shouldnt look at it, but, I did it anyway. You cant go back once you make that decision. You can never go back......
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    03/13/09

    In reply to The HemAway Toilet Seat is Tough To Think About
    Let me state, for the record that this is the second Giz post that has made my sphincter clench uncontrollably.


    This first was this one...

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    03/13/09

    In reply to The HemAway Toilet Seat is Tough To Think About
    So having your partner ram the prolapsed 'riod back in with their fist is no longer the right way to do it?
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    03/13/09

    In reply to The HemAway Toilet Seat is Tough To Think About
    The animation isn't showing in my crappy browser here at work! Could someone describe it in vivid text? If possible poetic prose, but I will also accept bullet points in a 'play-by-play' format.
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    03/13/09

    @projectvirus: Oh, you can't see it? That's too bad. It was so awesome..
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    03/13/09

    In reply to The HemAway Toilet Seat is Tough To Think About
    lol, I wonder who the poor sap was that had to make that animation. Probably the lowest on the totem pole, I'd imagine.
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    03/13/09

    @FrancesTheMute: They probably contracted an outside company, which would make it even more awkward.
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    03/13/09

    In reply to The HemAway Toilet Seat is Tough To Think About
    If I never, ever, EVER hear about this again, it will be all right with me.
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    02/05/09

    In reply to Interactive Toilet Scares Kids into Pooping, Hopefully Not in Their Pants
    the duct tape in the shot is to strap the kid onto the seat because no one in their right mind would sit on it freely
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    02/05/09

    In reply to Interactive Toilet Scares Kids into Pooping, Hopefully Not in Their Pants
    "If you're happy and you know it clap your .... UUUHHH OOOOHHHH!"
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    02/05/09

    In reply to Interactive Toilet Scares Kids into Pooping, Hopefully Not in Their Pants
    Secretly place these in public bathrooms. Heh heh.
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    02/05/09

    @Addicted To Chocohol:

    from the looks of it, i'd doubt one's ability to "secretly" place one of these anywhere!
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    02/05/09

    In reply to Interactive Toilet Scares Kids into Pooping, Hopefully Not in Their Pants
    i'm going to get one of these and bring it with me into public bathrooms.


    can you imagine? you're trying to take a dump at mcdonalds, and you hear some fool in the stall next to you, hi-fiving his toilet seat.

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    02/04/09

    In reply to Danish Students Invent Auto-Lowering Toilet Seat. Ha. Ha.
    A malfunctioning unit could cause terrible terrible accidents, forcing society to come to terms with the very real cost of this convenience. Like, we love our cars, so we accept a certain number of car-related injuries and deaths every year. But do we love our automatic toilet seats enough to accept the injuries and deaths caused by units that will inevitably malfunction? Death by toilet?
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    02/04/09

    In reply to Danish Students Invent Auto-Lowering Toilet Seat. Ha. Ha.
    Nice idea, but I dont need it. In an all female household, if the seat is up it means someone has broken in and used the toilet.
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    02/04/09

    In reply to Danish Students Invent Auto-Lowering Toilet Seat. Ha. Ha.
    Stupid Lilly Ledbetter. First these women want equal pay, now they want the toilet seat down. It won't be long until they expect us to satisfy them in bed.
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    02/04/09

    In reply to Danish Students Invent Auto-Lowering Toilet Seat. Ha. Ha.
    This just in. Danish men are too friggin' lazy to lower the toilet seat themselves..
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    02/04/09

    In reply to Danish Students Invent Auto-Lowering Toilet Seat. Ha. Ha.
    ah, the Americans did it first!

    Obviously didn't sell well, you can't buy it anymore!


    [www.joes-plumbing.com]

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    02/04/09

    @ecobore: Is there any problem Joe the Plumber can't solve?
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    02/04/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Unemployment? No, not the country's but his own.
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