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    Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings

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    Loowatt: The Benefits Of Pooping In a Toilet Made From Poop

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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    07/27/09

    In reply to Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings

    Riiight.... I wonder what comes next.
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    Image of N1k0s N1k0s
    07/27/09

    In reply to Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings

    NYC is adopting similar urinals in the theatre district.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/27/09

    In reply to Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings
    On second look, that guy in the picture seems to be standing awfully close. Are we sure this device isn't just camouflage, disguising a hole into a sex club?
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    Edited by bosskev at 07/27/09 2:55 PM bosskev was starred bosskev was unstarred
    Image of ddmeightball ddmeightball
    07/27/09

    @bosskev: And where was this device again??? Just asking cause I'm curious, I swear!
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    Image of N1k0s N1k0s
    07/27/09

    @bosskev: The guys has no idea what's on the other end of the wall.

    It could be a woman, a man, a manly woman, Lorenna Bobbitt, a can of whip cream and a salivating dog, a dominatrix with twist ties and a Zippo lighter, Rosanne Barr, Rosanne Barr's mother, the screening of SAW VI, etc.
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    Image of The Analrapist: Half Analyst Half Therapist The Analrapist: Half Analyst Half Therapist
    07/27/09

    @N1k0s: Rosanne Barr is hot
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    Image of N1k0s N1k0s
    07/27/09

    @The Analrapist: I'm not gonna judge you man. One man's white trash is another man's dream.
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    07/27/09

    In reply to Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings
    I just noticed it doesn't empty in the sewer. Some poor bastard has to empty that out. Or just aim a garden hose at the hole till it eventually overflows and washes all the pee out.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    07/27/09

    In reply to Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings
    I am so glad I am a woman....
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    07/27/09

    @Curves: Why? I can't imagine how difficult it would be for a woman to use this...
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    Image of parachoid parachoid
    07/27/09

    @Curves: I don't see how being a woman is going to make this easier to use; but if you get the opportunity to try I'll be happy to read about it right here.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    07/27/09

    @parachoid: It means that I will not be using this (nor would I have any such desire to do so). I will just wait in line and not pee on any walls.
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    07/27/09

    @AmphetamineCrown: We wont even sit on the seat of a public toilet let ALONE get near this thing.
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    Image of not_a_virus.exe.vbs not_a_virus.exe.vbs
    07/27/09

    In reply to Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings
    I had an idea for an invention. Public toilets funded by advertising. You have a bathroom that is made of stainless steel and you put advertising in it, and hire a guy to hang out in the restroom so people don't fuck in it.
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    07/27/09

    @Δεν βρέθηκαν λέξεις: You had me right up until the stranger hanging out in the restroom I'm supposed to use.
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    07/27/09

    @AmphetamineCrown:
    So you are not comfortable with some weird dude staring at your junk?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    07/27/09

    @Δεν βρέθηκαν λέξεις: i believe george michael is currently working on something else, but as soon as he becomes available i will offer him the job.
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    07/27/09

    @Δεν βρέθηκαν λέξεις: Well, when you put it that way...
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    Image of yl006 yl006
    07/27/09

    In reply to Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings
    I don't like it... You have to focus on one spot, which means by using it, u can't write your name on the wall.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/27/09

    @yl006: Your name? Amateur. After my third 2-liter Diet Coke, I've been able to write entire sonnets.
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    07/27/09

    @bosskev: Hopefully in iambic pentameter.
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    Image of FredicvsMaximvs FredicvsMaximvs
    07/27/09

    @bosskev: Shaking it thrice gives you an ellipsis...
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    Image of sharkync sharkync
    07/27/09

    @bosskev:

    A real William Shakespeer.
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    07/27/09

    @bosskev: What point type?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/27/09

    @FredicvsMaximvs:

    I think that I shall never see
    A poem written in rancid pee.
    A drunk whose bulging bladder is prest
    Against the wall, drunk in need of rest;
    Loins in pain and needing absolution,
    From the lone eye flows a yellow solution;
    A stream that on a Summer night reeks
    Rivulets of gold flowing like creeks;
    Upon the bone walk it flows;
    When one is blitzed and needs to go.
    Poems are made by fools like me,
    But only a true drunk can write in pee.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Of course. And which terrible pun would you like as your reply?

    (1) And all of it, pure pee-etry.

    (2) But try writing novels and you'll find urine over your head.

    (3) I've been called the William Shakespee-er of our time.
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    07/27/09

    @sharkync: Hey. Don't steal my jokes.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    07/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: brought a tear to my eye.

    i am not much for words, so when i am drunk i tend to incorporate the stylings of a picasso.
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    Edited by Nick at 07/27/09 1:57 PM Nick was starred Nick was unstarred
    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/27/09

    @AmphetamineCrown: Point type? Measured in inches, thank you very much.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/27/09

    @Nick: DeusExMach needs a star: You're always welcome. I'm always trying to class up this joint with a little culture.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: You've always stood out from your beers.
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    07/27/09

    @bosskev: My influences are Picasso, Bocelli, and Rembrandt - known in artist circles as PBR.
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    07/27/09

    @bosskev: Although I can't decide if my naturalism places more influence on light or stems from the Bohemian school. What do you think?

    Natty Lite or NattyBo?
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    07/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!:
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    07/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: i think emerson would drink anything he can get his hands on.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/27/09

    @Nick: DeusExMach needs a star: Agreed. And Thoreau and Whitman were both notorious fall-down drunks.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Bud, I'd say the Keystone to understanding your Pabst influences would be anybody's Guinness, of Coors.

    *world quakes from collective groans*
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    Edited by bosskev at 07/27/09 2:33 PM bosskev was starred bosskev was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    07/27/09

    @bosskev: i dunno, i liked it.
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    07/27/09

    @bosskev: I just rolled my eyes so hard one fell out. I was able to catch it and shove it back in my skull, but it still refuses to look at your last post.

    +1
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    Image of N1k0s N1k0s
    07/27/09

    In reply to Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings
    WALL•pEE streaming to a city wall near you.
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    Image of general12345 general12345
    07/27/09

    In reply to Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings
    If this isn't a perfect example of eminent domain then I don't know what one would be. What business would actually want people pissing on their wall? Only a bureaucrat would actually think, "Hey! promoting public urination is a great way to celebrate urban culture! Let's force all businesses to install these! Go go government takeover!"
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    FredicvsMaximvs promoted this comment general12345 was starred general12345 was unstarred
    Image of FredicvsMaximvs FredicvsMaximvs
    07/27/09

    @general12345: Perhaps, oh, I don't know, maybe a business that is already having problems with people peeing on their walls?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/27/09

    In reply to Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings
    *sigh*
    Yeah, OK, I guess. I'm just disappointed the eminently-practical Bladder Buddy never caught on.
     Reply
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    Image of Desmond Y Zhou Desmond Y Zhou
    07/27/09

    In reply to Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings
    The bullseye is kinda small, and instead of a fixed height hole, a vertical slot is better accommodating a variety of height, size and most importantly, the pressure variance among different users.

    When you pee, its never a dot but line you draw.
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    07/27/09

    In reply to Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings
    Yet another way to discriminate against midgets. A world where little people can't pee freely in public is a world I don't want to live in.
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    bosskev promoted this comment anexanhume was starred anexanhume was unstarred
    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    07/27/09

    @anexanhume: Not at all...they can stand on each others' shoulders. Just watch that last drip.
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    07/27/09

    @Bigbadbikernerd: Or ask tall passerby to hold them up!
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    Image of HAZman27 HAZman27
    07/27/09

    In reply to Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings
    Meh; any business that installs this will regret their decision the first weekend as drunk men stumble down an alley and pee on the wall right next to this.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    07/27/09

    In reply to Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings
    but where is the ADA version? erect one now or i will sue.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/27/09

    @Nick: DeusExMach needs a star: Heh heh.

    You said "erect".
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    Image of GreyHammer GreyHammer
    07/27/09

    In reply to Axixa Urinal Encourages You To Pee On the Side Of Buildings
    classy design, or classiest design?!
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    Edited by GreyHammer at 07/27/09 1:25 PM GreyHammer was starred GreyHammer was unstarred
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