So he goes to all the trouble of installing a TV, why not add a phone so he doesn't have to waste his withered lungs hollering into a tube?
"Don't let them bury me, I'm not dead yet."
In a strange twist of irony his neighbor has a fear of zombies coming back from the dead and eating his brains. As a result when this guy kicks the neighbor is going to pump 100 gallons of concrete mix down those pipes and seal up the tomb.
If he's buried alive and screams "Help, I've been buried alive" the workers will just shrug and walk away, thinking he's testing the system again. Someone forgot to tell him the story of "The Little Boy Who Cried I'm Buried Alive."
I want to be freeze dried, than brought out every Halloween and propped up on the front porch swing with a straw hat on and my arm around a jack-o-lantern.
I'll let Christmas be a suprise, you should stop by and check out the manger scene though...
I want high speed access built into my tomb too. Maybe some nice closet space so I can take all my clothes with me too. Hate to spend eternity in that same dead outfit.
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"Don't let them bury me, I'm not dead yet."
In a strange twist of irony his neighbor has a fear of zombies coming back from the dead and eating his brains. As a result when this guy kicks the neighbor is going to pump 100 gallons of concrete mix down those pipes and seal up the tomb.
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ZoIP: Zombie over IP...
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And this guy's going to be pissed if he actually has to use it and realizes he forgot a toilet.
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I'll let Christmas be a suprise, you should stop by and check out the manger scene though...
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(Standing in the world's biggest bong?)
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