What the Heck Is Toothpaste Anyway?

It's been part of humanity's hygiene regimen for more than 4,000 years, but have you ever stopped to think what's actually in the stuff you're smearing across your teeth? The ingredients of modern toothpaste may read like a mad scientist's shopping list, but they're far better than what our ancestors had to endure for… » 8/05/14 2:20pm 8/05/14 2:20pm

Does This Colorless, Flavorless, Nihilist Toothpaste Even Exist?

What's the point of brushing your teeth every morning and every evening with this bland nihilist toothpaste? They're just going to get dirty again and again. And speaking of cavities, who's to say they exist? Or the dentists who treat them? Or even the world where these supposed dentists live? » 8/14/13 9:28am 8/14/13 9:28am