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    Swiss Military Wristwatch Can Handle 20,000-Foot Depths, Gunshots, Dynamite

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    Image of ninjagin ninjagin
    09/25/09

    In reply to Swiss Military Wristwatch Can Handle 20,000-Foot Depths, Gunshots, Dynamite
    The Swiss Hypertec Extreme is rated and guaranteed for 39,000 feet. It's also less than one thousand dollars.
    Swiss Hypertec (warning: annoying flash in use to make your navigation and reading more complex)
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/24/09

    In reply to Swiss Military Wristwatch Can Handle 20,000-Foot Depths, Gunshots, Dynamite
    Oh god. I thought I was done with Swiss watches today. I had to write a presentation on Geneva drives, so I was looking up all manner of things. Including an hour just devoted to staring at Swiss watch gears.

    I felt sick afterwards. Damn Tourbillions.
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    Image of What dreams may come What dreams may come
    09/24/09

    In reply to Swiss Military Wristwatch Can Handle 20,000-Foot Depths, Gunshots, Dynamite
    FYI, the Mariana's trench is about 11km deep (~36000ft) so about halfway down the watch would be crushed into oblivion after all :)
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    Image of WillowPhaethon WillowPhaethon
    09/24/09

    In reply to Swiss Military Wristwatch Can Handle 20,000-Foot Depths, Gunshots, Dynamite
    Isn't Swiss Army/Swiss Military an oxymoron?
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    Image of The Lab The Lab
    09/24/09

    @WillowPhaethon: I'm a little too lazy to wikipedia this but the Swiss citizens are involved in some sort of militia and even get military guns they can keep in their house. They have the highest number of guns per capita of any country, if I remember correctly.
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    Image of FiskFisk33 FiskFisk33
    09/24/09

    @The Lab: just checked, 171,283 SIG SG 550's and 2,392 SIG SG 510's are being kept at home by swiss citizens
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    09/24/09

    @The Lab: Excuse me, but there are some facts you need to know when commention on any social or political practice in a European nation:

    1) All European countries hate guns and our freedom, this is why we need to not do anything they do because that means someone will take our guns and our freedom.

    2) Everyone in Europe has to wait in line to go to a hospital, when they get to the front of the line they are sent to another line to wait in until they die. This is because all European nations are tied for last place in having the worst healthcare.

    3) Education is so bad in Europe that people only think they have guns, but in fact they all have mops and sticks painted matte black.

    4) 'Merikuh has the A#1 best healthcare and education and freedoms of anywhere!
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    Image of michaelfox michaelfox
    09/24/09

    @logruszed: Aw man, you're so smart! Can you autograph my copy of your phd thesis on being a moron?
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/24/09

    @logruszed: Sadly #2 is true.
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    Image of m9105826 m9105826
    09/24/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: Don't know where you're speaking for, but France and Norway are always rated as the top health care systems anywhere.
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    09/24/09

    @michaelfox: Either you're one of those right wingers who actually believe the statements I was making parody of, or you don't get sarcasm.
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    09/24/09

    @m9105826: Sean Hannity and Bill O'reilly and Glenn Beck are proof that our healthcare is the best. Can any other nation brag that they have as many walking and talking abortions as we do?
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    Image of Buskape Buskape
    09/24/09

    In reply to Swiss Military Wristwatch Can Handle 20,000-Foot Depths, Gunshots, Dynamite
    Ah my beloved country, yes everything we make is perfect.
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    09/24/09

    @Buskape: Oh yeah, well your fucking cheese is defective and full of holes.
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    Image of Pixlmonkey Pixlmonkey
    09/24/09

    @logruszed: Though their chocolate is second to none. Well, except maybe the Dutch, but then again, "there's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    09/24/09

    @Pixlmonkey: damn it, now I want chocolate.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    09/24/09

    In reply to Swiss Military Wristwatch Can Handle 20,000-Foot Depths, Gunshots, Dynamite
    The watch needs to stop ticking when I do.

    My spirit won't be able to rest without that poignant moment when whomever discovers my corpse says something existential about how it was my time to go....
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    Edited by Jrsy Devil's Advocate® at 09/24/09 6:33 PM Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of logruszed logruszed
    09/24/09

    In reply to Swiss Military Wristwatch Can Handle 20,000-Foot Depths, Gunshots, Dynamite
    Better than my faux "Soviet Military" watch by Gruen that I got in 89'. That POS crapped out after a year.
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    Image of newgalactic newgalactic
    09/24/09

    @logruszed: How do you know it was faux? Just cause it broke, doesn't mean it still isn't standard-issue.
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    Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea® promoted this comment newgalactic was starred newgalactic was unstarred
    Image of logruszed logruszed
    09/24/09

    @newgalactic: All the text on the bezel was in english.
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