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nospamsam
01/12/09

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Pretty Funny...
What I find even more humorous is the line of "tough guys" that pipe up to ridicule this guy anonymously.

Nothing says "Tough Guy" more than insulting someone without any chance of reprisal.
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Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
01/12/09

@nospamsam: I think the man opened himself up to ridicule by dressing in that manner. I have no big dog shirts, partial tribal tats, or red hair patches. But then I wouldn't think to pose as a dirtbag.
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Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
01/12/09

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This is the man in charge of making cookies at CES. Do not mock the cookie guy!
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
01/12/09

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I'm pretty sure Steve could take this guy out with his mutant sweat glands....
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Curves
01/12/09

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And to think I thought no jacket and tie was dressed down. I spoke too soon. Way too soon.
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zenpoet
01/12/09

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A big Dog t-shirt? They still make those? Or did this guy pull it out of his junior high wardrobe?

And how do we know Ballmer has six secret super powers, if they are a secret?

Also, I think the guy with the porn mustache in the back ground could probably whup this guy, as anyone with the nads to have a mustache like that has to have some ass kicking abilities, or has a member that could scare a person into submission.
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OMG! Ponies!
01/12/09

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Steve Ballmer vs. Somali Pirates: Who wins?
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GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
01/12/09

@OMG! Ponies!: Which Somali pirates? The one who boarded the Iranian ship and all mysteriously got sick/died? Or the supertanker pirates?
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OMG! Ponies!
01/12/09

@PorkchopSandwiches!_GitEmSteveDave: The supertanker pirates who, when they demand millions of dollars, get millions of dollars.
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gravit8...drives with the lights on
01/12/09

@OMG! Ponies!: Depends...

Can Ballmer swim and hang onto his ill-gotten money at the same time?
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GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
01/12/09

@OMG! Ponies!: Is Ballmer allowed to use his "developer" powers, w/o sanctions from the Landsraad?
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OMG! Ponies!
01/12/09

@gravit8: Ballmer is amphibious. Just look at his pits.
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William_III_Earl_of_Dastardshire
01/12/09

@OMG! Ponies!: When the pirates see Ballmer, they take him for the god of the seas himself who has ascended from the deeps to seek vengence for their exploitation of his kingdom, jump over board and devote their lifes to flower breeding in the backmost corners of the Somali inland.
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thisotherguy: I can count to potato:
01/12/09

@William_III_Earl_of_Dastardshi...:

Who would win in a fight, Steve Ballmer or Chuck Norris?
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OMG! Ponies!
01/12/09

@thisotherguy: Steve Ballmer would EAT Chuck Norris.
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ilikedachacha
01/12/09

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idk... he looks kinda doughy around the middle.
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balls187
01/12/09

@ilikedachacha: Fedor looks doughy around the middle too.
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GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
01/12/09

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They still make "Big Dog" wear? I thought that went away with the "Big Johnson _____" t-shirts.
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Killjoy
01/12/09

@PorkchopSandwiches!_GitEmSteveDave: Why would these sorts of things go away? Are you implying that they have some level of Fear? Because I can assure you they Don't. There's no need for them to Get Out Of The Way as long as they continue to Lead and Follow Naked Coeds.

Also, something about Second Place being the First Loser. I got nothin'.
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zenpoet
01/12/09

@PorkchopSandwiches!_GitEmSteveDave: Sorry, I didn't refresh in time to notice your mocking of the "Big Dog."

And yeah, I need to rip the sleeves off my "Big Johnson Pool Hall" shirt, and wear it to the next CES.
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GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
01/12/09

@Killjoy: @zenpoet, aka johnny no star.:

Ahhhhh, the memories.
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SJRNWT
01/12/09

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Ah yes, the classic tribal tattoo-- a timeless symbol of being EXTREME.
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justinpe
01/12/09

@SJRNWT:

Nothing says more about your toughness and individuality than walking into a tattoo parlor and picking out a random tribal tattoo from a swinging poster display. What a douche.
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
01/12/09

@justinpe: Hey now, don't knock it. Dbag's like him are bread and butter for tattoo shops, along with the girls who get tramp stamps and flowers on their b00bs...
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ripfire
01/12/09

@SJRNWT: Do we have to bring out Church's Bulleted List against tattoos?
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