The Shorty Awards are exceptionally dumb and awful. They are to deserved accolades what screwing a chicken is to losing your virginity. But this Shorty Awards promo video with Tracy Morgan is a riot.
Given the awe-inspiring failure of MacGruber, it's unlikely we'll see another SNL-based movie any time soon. Which is a shame, because Tracy Morgan's scifi-serial-blaxploitation mashup is a idea just waiting to make someone money.
What's on Syfy's plate for the next year? Cons: a cooking show, a home design program, and a heightened focus on reality TV. Pros: Tracy Morgan back hosting Scare Tactics, yelling whatever he damn well pleases!
If you've seen a trailer for the new spy-fi, super intelligent, talking Guinea Pig movie, G-Force, you've pretty much seen the entire film in the space of two minutes. Imagine that pain spread out over 90 minutes. Spoilers below.
A man found naked wandering along the Nevada border has been tased and arrested despite his claiming to be a Terminator sent from the future. We're a little upset that police would harm anybody this hilarious.