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    Nevada Police Tase, Arrest Naked 'Terminator'

    Here Is Tracy Morgan Riding a Giant Tricycle Dressed as a Cellphone

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    Image of GHETTO.CHiLD GHETTO.CHiLD
    07/17/09

    In reply to Nevada Police Tase, Arrest Naked 'Terminator'
    Your clothes; give them to me.
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    07/17/09

    @GHETTO.CHiLD: Talk to the hand!
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    07/17/09

    @GHETTO.CHiLD:
    Your drugs, give them to me.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    07/17/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I come in peace!
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    07/17/09

    In reply to Nevada Police Tase, Arrest Naked 'Terminator'
    Wow, it's scary how Skynet is making them more human to the point where they can act 'stoned'.

    Humanity is doomed...
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    07/17/09

    In reply to Nevada Police Tase, Arrest Naked 'Terminator'
    Technically, he's not naked. Just insane. :)
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    Image of Vishus Vishus
    07/17/09

    @TheWerewolf - Causing headlines!:
    Technically, according to the article, he was completely naked.
    Verdict is still out on if was was actually insane, or just temporary so by way of intoxication.
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    Image of Someone horked my name at engadget Someone horked my name at engadget
    07/17/09

    In reply to Nevada Police Tase, Arrest Naked 'Terminator'
    Well this sure doesn't help the PRO arguments from this post.
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    Image of NurseDave NurseDave
    07/17/09

    @Americun MORAN©: Sure it does. Who else is going to do this stuff for youtube??
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    Image of Mark 2000 Mark 2000
    07/16/09

    In reply to Nevada Police Tase, Arrest Naked 'Terminator'
    Someone needs to do a study of how much safer both the public and police officers are before and after tasers. I'm betting we'd be disarming cops of these rediculous weapon shortly after.
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    07/17/09

    @Mark 2000: Call me a sick fck, but my favorite part of COPS is when the "perp" gets tased. Beside that, it sure beats a bullet.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    07/17/09

    @Mark 2000: And your alternative is.......?
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    Image of Vishus Vishus
    07/17/09

    @SexWaxin'_GitEmSteveDave:
    We shall train teams of ninja anesthesiologists who can skillfully sneak up on a perp and deliver intravenously a carefully calculated amount of sedative without even being noticed.
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    07/17/09

    @Vishus: And also determine if the suspect has any underlying medical conditions and/or allergies to sedatives. Ninja fast!
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    07/17/09

    @SexWaxin'_GitEmSteveDave: Of course. These are well trained ninja anesthesiologists we're talking about after all.
    Able to deliver pacifism to a complex confrontation with a divinity rival to that of god.
    Or we could just shock some dumb mother fuckers till they STFU and STFD.
    Both are good I guess.
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    07/17/09

    @Mark 2000:
    So if the cops yell stop and you pull out a taser, what do they do? Pull out the real guns or is there some kind of taseoff!??
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    07/17/09

    @bonedog73: If you pull a plastic butter knife on a cop he will most definitely pull out his real side arm. "Oh those brutes! It was just a plastic butter knife!" Yeah, but he's a cop, WTF are you doing pulling anything on them? In this instance they tased to subdue an agitated, unarmed, combatant so that they didn't HAVE to shoot him.
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    07/17/09

    @Vishus: That shit is seriously funny!
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    Image of Mark 2000 Mark 2000
    07/17/09

    @BoardShortin'_GitEmSteveDave: What was the alternative before the taser? That's what I'm asking? Does the taser makes the cops job safer or do they just like tasing people at an instant? This is a potentially lethal device.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    07/17/09

    @Mark 2000: They would pepper spray them, club/manually subdue them, use rubber bullets(which kill close in), etc... A tazer has a 17 foot range, which is the range a person with a knife is considered lethal. It has a laser sight to let them know where they are going to hit, which means no chance of an innocent bystander being hit. And unlike the previous methods, whenever a taser is deployed a superior officer and also medical services are called to document/check out the patients. At least that's how it is in the US in almost ALL police departments.
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    Image of OMFG! Horny Manatees! OMFG! Horny Manatees!
    07/16/09

    In reply to Nevada Police Tase, Arrest Naked 'Terminator'
    But now everyone is squirming in their chair wondering if they might be the one that defeated skynet and this guy is looking for them....
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    07/16/09

    @a blazedshaggy redneck surfer from da south: Right?

    I'm more worried that this was the second time back and the delay means the kid's already gotten some liquid metal right through the heart.
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    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    07/16/09

    In reply to Nevada Police Tase, Arrest Naked 'Terminator'
    I must say....I NEVER get tired of seeing that Tracy Jordan clip. I chuckle every single time.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    07/16/09

    In reply to Nevada Police Tase, Arrest Naked 'Terminator'
    They probably arrested him for pointing his "gun" at him. (Not his rifle, the one for fun.)
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    Image of Colin Cassady Colin Cassady
    07/16/09

    @Lite: is on a boat.:
    I think everybody already got it when you put gun in quotes.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    07/16/09

    @Colin Cassady: Are you sure? He meant the penis.
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    Image of bill cant fart bill cant fart
    07/16/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Psh! Everybody knows "Guns" means muscles.
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    Image of bucho54 bucho54
    07/17/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Damn it! No wonder I've been getting weird looks when I point my scrotum at people. I've been doing it all wrong this whole time!
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    07/17/09

    @bill cant fart: Even Ron Burbungy.
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    07/17/09

    @bucho54: If you have a point on your nutsack, you should see a doctor.
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    Image of FredicvsMaximvs FredicvsMaximvs
    07/17/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: So, if gun = penis, and the hammer is my penis, then you can use a gun as a hammer?
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    07/17/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Holy shit! NOW I get it!
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    07/17/09

    @NurseDave: Must be all that mangami I have been doing.
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    07/17/09

    @Lite: is on a boat.: Don't listen to them. I got it. "This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for shooting, this is for fun!" C'mon people! Maybe this one will help..."me love you long time."
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/03/09

    In reply to Here Is Tracy Morgan Riding a Giant Tricycle Dressed as a Cellphone
    Um...excuuuuse me, but don't you mean Tracy Jordan????
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    Image of laxman15 laxman15
    06/03/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: I hope you aren't serious. thats his character's name in 30 rock, but his real name is Tracy Morgan
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    Image of despisethesun despisethesun
    06/03/09

    @laxman15 frequents the site that OMG! Ponies! frequents: I like to think they're one and the same and that he's not actually acting on 30 Rock. That's the kind of world I'd want to live in.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/03/09

    @despisethesun: I've seen no evidence to convince me otherwise.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    06/04/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: They both have had Hollywood Socks.
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    Image of anti-hello-kitty anti-hello-kitty
    06/03/09

    In reply to Here Is Tracy Morgan Riding a Giant Tricycle Dressed as a Cellphone
    What is the best 30 Rock episode? Preferably with ample Tina Fey cleavage shots...
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    06/03/09

    @anti-hello-kitty: Tracy Does Conan. Season 1. Not sure about the Tina Fey cleavage.
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    06/03/09

    In reply to Here Is Tracy Morgan Riding a Giant Tricycle Dressed as a Cellphone
    This is untoward! Do you hear me? This is not toward!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    05/05/09

    In reply to Who's the Swingingest Spaceman Ever? Astronaut Jones
    Hey Wilson, can you fix the tracking on the VCR?
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    Image of teamlouish teamlouish
    05/05/09

    In reply to Who's the Swingingest Spaceman Ever? Astronaut Jones
    "Also, that all female aliens have huge racks."


    If you saw the latest episode of Astronaut Jones, the female alien was played by Andy Samberg, and he stated that the females on his planet actually have larger than human penises. His rack wasn't that large either.

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    Image of Wilson Rothman Wilson Rothman
    05/05/09

    @teamlouish: Really? I was fairly certain Andy was sporting a good-sized rack in that sketch. But since the powers that be at NBC.com and Hulu don't seem to have the ability to share that sketch, and since I'm too lazy to queue it up on my DVR just this minute, I'll have to take your word for it. (Most alien females do have large racks though—just ask Captain Kirk.)
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    Image of switchblade saints switchblade saints
    05/04/09

    In reply to Who's the Swingingest Spaceman Ever? Astronaut Jones
    on behalf of myself,


    I would like to thank you for space day Giz. Today has been one of the most entertaining days here at Giz that I can remember. I also feel it brought out a lot of great comments from some of the veterans who may have been a bit rusty lately,(not going to mention any ponies)


    thanks again and Hasta manana amigos para cinco de Mayo! or as I like to call it, "amateurs invading downtown making life miserable for us that live in the city" However I am looking forward to the turkey legs and grilled peppers.

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    Image of Wilson Rothman Wilson Rothman
    05/05/09

    @switchblade saints: We'll be here all week.


    Seriously, space week is a week. Can't wait for the continued gratitude!

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    Image of En0s1 En0s1
    05/04/09

    In reply to Who's the Swingingest Spaceman Ever? Astronaut Jones
    Thanks Rothman, I'll be humming the Astronaut Jones theme all day at work.
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    Image of Wilson Rothman Wilson Rothman
    05/05/09

    @enos pays the apple tax cuz he's a cool kid: Just sharing the curse.
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