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Nevada Police Tase, Arrest Naked 'Terminator'

Dan Nosowitz — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:30:00 EDT

A man found naked wandering along the Nevada border has been tased and arrested despite his claiming to be a Terminator sent from the future. We're a little upset that police would harm anybody this hilarious.

The 19-year-old, a Nevada native named Sean Stanley (we publish his name in hopes of honoring, not embarrassing, this hero) was wandering nude around the highway until he was ordered to stop by police—at which point he immediately headed into a crowded casino. He was tased by police there in the casino, in full view of a group of children (nudity and gambling, now there's a great family trip), despite his claims that he was a Terminator sent from the future, a wry reference to the Terminator films.

As it turns out, Stanley was actually stoned out of his mind on LSD and pot, though we don't have concrete evidence as of publication that he is not a Terminator. Stanley was charged with indecent exposure and resisting arrest by the police, and honored by us with the prestigious Tracy Morgan Award for Intoxicated Hilarity (hence the video accompanying this story). Congratulations, Sean! [Yahoo! via Geekologie]

Here Is Tracy Morgan Riding a Giant Tricycle Dressed as a Cellphone

Adam Frucci — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:40:00 EDT

Apparently this was taken during the shooting of Kevin Smith movie A Couple of Dicks, but I prefer to think that this is how Tracy Morgan gets around normally. [Splash via Gawker]

Who's the Swingingest Spaceman Ever? Astronaut Jones

Wilson Rothman — Mon, 04 May 2009 23:00:00 EDT

The "Astronaut Jones" sketches are solid proof that space travel doesn't have to be square. And air on other planets is breathable. Also, that all female aliens have huge racks.

Astronaut Jones
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Three cheers for that comic genius Tracy Morgan. Sorry for the crappy video—for some reason NBC.com's link to the "Astronaut Jones" video (with Britney Spears) was dead. [SNL]