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HAHAHAHA!!! Oh, that's horrible but hilarious. But wait...sounds like you were going commando? I've never gone commando in pants that have a metal zipper. I don't think you're supposed to do that.
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05/19/09
In NYC, there was a Catch-22 last summer. Way back, as the result of a ton of lawsuits against the City, NYC installed rubber padding at all playgrounds. It's made from ground-up tires. In the summer, it gets hot and parents then complained that the padding was burning the soles of their kids' feet when their kids ran around the playground barefoot.
Most sane people responded "Don't let your kid run around barefoot in NYC unless you want him to get hepatitis." And now there are signs telling parents to not let their kids run around the playground barefoot.
If something fun gets banned, it's usually because a kid got hurt and the parents sued.
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I think it's just time for us 20 somethings to face facts, childhood as we knew it is dead. Murdered by a bunch of litigious, over-protective, overbearing killjoys.
I'm only 23 but I feel old and crotchety every time I'm around some little kid. They've got their dinky little squirt gun that doesn't even hold a liter or their plastic cone Jarts and it's just so pathetic. I had a f**king CPS 3000, a weapon second only to the hose, which, at full pressure, could be used for hydraulic mining and actually sort of hurt at distances less than five feet... and Lawn Darts, with the proper six inch metal spike on the end.
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Did you get kicked in the head by a mule as a child? What's wrong with you?
I'm guessing you wore velcro shoes until you were 10 and still have to use Fiskars.
(jk - you know I think you're the cat's pyjamas)
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c'mon amirite?
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only did it once with my pants. i, sir, feel your pain and cringed with a face only a man familiar with the pain a cold, teethy ykk zipper can inflict on your no-nos.
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How did you get the beans above the frank?
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