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KahnSkript
10/03/09

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Thanks for letting me flame the flamers... I'm done :) Now if you'll excuse me... I'm going home to play ODST over again.

One last thing... The worst part of the movies was the drive home after each and being saddened looking at normal cars and construction vehicles which didn't get up and walk around destroying shit in a C4orgy.
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Griffehpoo
10/03/09

@KahnSkript: I thought the worst part was Shia. God damn, even that guy's name pisses me off.
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tnt-tek: I'd like some corn nuts
10/03/09

@KahnSkript: You love of awful things perpetuates their creation. Please stop. Thank You!
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Sabbatai
10/03/09

@Griffehpoo: He was ok in Eagle Eye. In fact I take that back... he was really good. The movie itself was simply "ok".
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Pookiewood
10/04/09

@Sabbatai:

Yeah Eagle he wasn't bad also Disturbia. I have to admit I was a huge Even Stevens fan back in the day. It's just the Transformers movies suck! They really thought the second one was good enough to make a 3rd? It guys it doesn't matter ow crappy the movies are. WE ALL went to see and therefore supported a crappy movie.
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Kaiser-Machead
10/04/09

@Griffehpoo: The worst part of the movie for me was John Turturro without question. He was such an awfully obnoxious character. As much as people hate on Shia LaBeouf, I was not all that irritated with him, but rather the stupid shit that was happening around him. I'm indifferent towards Fox. She doesn't do or mean much of anything except be a standard issue love interest.
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Kaiser-Machead
10/04/09

@Pookiewood: Thankfully, I didn't pay a dime to see this movie.
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Camo Zombie is rockin' the mic
10/03/09

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If the whole cast of this film was stricken down in some final destination-esque accident, because the universe would not allow a third transformers movie to happen, I would be okay with that.
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AndromedaHorse
10/03/09

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This movie going to include a plot? *cough
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KahnSkript
10/03/09

@AndromedaHorse: What was the plot when you played with the toys? Did you pen shit out or just... drive/fly them around in circles and smash them into shit. Bay manifested what we did with the toys onto the big screen with insane special effects.
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njdevil
10/04/09

@KahnSkript: Exactly. I really don't know why people were surprised when a film about gigantic robots kicking each others asses and turning into sportscars and jet fighters and stuff turned out to contain more action than plot.

Would it have been better if the giant robots sat down and discussed their feelings, before resolving their issues with a handshake and a teary-eyed hug?
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Kaiser-Machead
10/04/09

@njdevil: Look, I understand that it's Transformers, and that there's not much to be expected in the way of plots, but really, once you start adding on the immense Bay-style stupidity, there is really no excuse whatsoever. The cartoon is not an excuse for the movie to be such a woe-begotten pile of shit. There's no excuse for the action scenes to be an incoherent mess that looks like the camera man was having a seizure. There's no excuse for the overly retarded hammy acting, especially from John Turturro (really? Calling someone 'pubic-fro head. What kind of fucking moron finds that clever or funny?). I tried hard to just pay attention to the special effects, but even THAT was given piss poor treatment.

Speaking of teary-eyed....

Bumblebee wept. That right there brought it down many many notches.
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KahnSkript
10/03/09

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I couldn't @ the lot of you so I'm just going to say this and lump you all into a nice little heap. You are all flaming fanboys of the franchise known as "I Want To Dislike Something Because It Makes Me Unique" Congrats you are all equally unique. All of you saw part 1... Talked shit... Saw the 2nd film... Talked shit... And you will all watch the 3rd film and... Dun dun dun.... Talk shit. But I don't think I'd be too far off to say you little tykes were all giddy little bitches sitting in the theater glazed over with sticky remnants of your gratifyingly digested eye candy. So stop with the flaming.. It's annoying. You're nerds, I'm a nerd.. You all liked the movies SO SHUT THE EFF UP ALREADY.
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Kaiser-Machead
10/03/09

@KahnSkript: I don't see how any of this takes away from the massive weaponized retardation that is this film.

I'm no Transformers purist, so I can accept changes all over the place, but only if they're good changes. The cartoon being perceived as shitty won't take away from the fact that the writing is atrocious dreck.
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KahnSkript
10/03/09

@Kaiser-Machead: There was never a plot... It's like trying to squeeze lemonade from shit bricks... Bay doesn't do movies with content... I mean sure you could have gone with who? Spielberg? Lucas? (we know what would have happened there), JJ Abrams? It could have been way worse and still used the same budget, Like a Bandai production. We could have been watching middle aged men with orange belts from night class kicking this shit out of each other in a cardboard city. Or rubberized suits... Just because the story started in our generation doesn't mean we were the key demographic for the films... Kids are getting the toys... Tell them there was no plot. They won't give a shit or know what the hell you're talking about. But they'll stay glued to the movies and nothing shy of pepper spray would get them unglued.
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elryry
10/04/09

@Kaiser-Machead: You edited this post, yet the grammar is still an 'atrocious dreck'.
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Kaiser-Machead
10/04/09

@elryry: Who gives a shit about comment grammar?
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pretty pretty pony
10/03/09

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First draft of script:
So the guy is like, I dunno, getting a job or some shit that BAM BOOM SOME FUCKING ROBOTS HOLY SHIT POW and then the guy is like filling out some paper work but then magically appears in the desert or some shit I don't know and then HOLY FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT GOD DAMN FUCKING SHIT EXPLOSION HOLY SHIT THERES ANOTHER ROBOT.

HOLY GOD DAMN. Oh yeah, then the kid gets married or something.
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invictus2006
10/03/09

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I don’t know why everyone seems to be trashing Megan Fox! So what if she has a penis ?
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G.O.B.: Come on!
10/03/09

@invictus2006: True shit. They cut off her thumb to make her a penis and then they attached a Franken-thumb in its place.
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friend-o
10/03/09

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In 3, I'm hoping to see an epic thumb war between Fox and Megatron.
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Sticks Calhoun
10/03/09

@kangaroo: In order to do that, she'd actually have to HAVE thumbs, though. Right now all she has is four big toes.
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silverdee
10/03/09

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Transformers 3: Michaela does Dallas.
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Earthslide
10/03/09

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Transformers 3: Rise of Uwe Boll

It's gonna be good!
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Reyn Yonashiro
10/02/09

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Things that Michael Bay's Transformers had in common with the original Transformers:
1) The title.
2) Robots.
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silverdee
10/03/09

@Reyn Yonashiro: Don't forget about the "shee-shoh-shoh-shee" transformation sound.
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Griffehpoo
10/03/09

@Reyn Yonashiro: The robots part is pretty tenuous, too. I don't remember them having human-ish faces.
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Kaiser-Machead
10/04/09

@Griffehpoo: Actually, most of them did have human-like faces.
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stevegiblin
10/02/09

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Transformers 3: The Legend and Return of the Decepticons. Galvatron's Uprising!

This time, it's mechanical!

(With 10x more explosions and lens flares)
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badhatharry
10/02/09

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I can't wait to not see it!
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Kaiser-Machead
10/02/09

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I hope the entire set gets swallowed into a giant fucking precipice.

Maybe they should just film the nigh-3-hours of Bay dry-humping the movie cameras and boinking the girl that brings him his latte, and simply call it "ASSPLOSION FEAT. GIANT FUCKIN ROBOTS!"

Let's hope that, in the words of the mighty Kirk Lazarus, that Bay "eases up on his retard throttle."
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(Starman) Starman
10/02/09

@Kaiser-Machead: Let's hope thsi film gets delayed past December 2012, at least. :[
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skywalker24
10/02/09

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Please stop making these shitty films. They're the anti-christ of filmmaking.
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seizurelitezrfun
10/02/09

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But we don't know when the sequel to a blockbuster that was actually great, The Dark Knight, is coming out IF it comes out...what a cruel world..
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ReconToaster misses garnett :(
10/02/09

@seizurelitezrfun:

Honestly, I'm not sure that I want one. Dark Knight was amazing... to the point where I really doubt it can be equaled without Joker.
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Kaiser-Machead
10/02/09

@seizurelitezrfun: I'm very happy with just the 2 movies. Unless they have something wonderful to work with, I really would rather they left it alone. If they're going to make another Batman movie, please for the love of Olivia Munn's tongue just make a new canon altogether.
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hodayathink wants WWFRD back!
10/02/09

@ReconToaster.: It will happen. No one leaves that much money on the table. No one.

That being said, I hope it gets scheduled for the same week as this, so it can kill the shit out of it. But I know that won't happen.
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Rodime
10/02/09

@hodayathink is running for president of Naughty America: Not just shit. Bat shit. Get it right.
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Identity (Metric)
10/03/09

@seizurelitezrfun: I'm going to hop on the bandwagon and say I'll be at least hesitant to see another one. If they can create some seriously amazing plotline, I won't care how many explosions there will or will not be. I just hope it doesn't happen like Spider-man 3 (more of the same, but with more emo.)
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