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Megatron Jailed for Smuggling Drugs, Probably Lubricant Too
Megatron has been jailed for six years and six months for a drugs crime. Not this one or this one, but Megatron Eardley-Wilmot, an Deceptimbecile from New Zealand who imported $100,000 of methamphetamine and ecstasy. His defense, according to his lawyer, is that he was a "normal guy" until "he had an accident and suffered a serious head injury." And then he changed his name to Megatron. Your honor, I rest my case. [Stuff.co.nz]
