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Gizmodo 
12/20/09
I always thought it was some hijacked, ad-plagued welcome page until a bored day found me reading until my eyes closed. I was actually angry with Nissan Motor Company, and ashamed to own one (but the thing refuses to die - apparently if you throw enough $$ at it...). I hope bing.biz cleans MS house. I hope Bill Gates takes 15 seconds to stop, pick up a $100 bill, wipe his shoe with it, and donate it to bing.biz, thereby losing about $6,000 in time and expenses.
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07/20/09
Probably won't go down quite like that, but it's fun to imagine.
07/20/09
07/20/09
To shit on corporations, and make lots of bucks for me
They cried foul when I filed suit, it brought me glee to break their hearts
If I find another patent, I swear we'll never part
07/20/09
Kaiser-Machead, how dare you,
I start to rhyme, then you do too.
I know all, the shady types like you,
You infringed on my ideas - I WILL SUE!
Think of all the damage you've done,
you had to go and spoil my fun.
I request that you pay,
$50 million in damages before next May.
Kaiser-Machead we shall part,
and now you, just lost a heart!
I am jesting - so you know,
But I still want, all of that dough.
07/19/09
07/20/09