Gizmodo: tshirts

If The Punisher Had a Mac, He'd Wear This Shirt

matt buchanan — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 13:35:54 EST

Joshua Kemble's incredibly badass pinwheel of death t-shirt is just $9, and available today only. Here's what the shirt looks like from a distance:

I would love a sticker with this design on it. [Tee Fury via Super Punch]

Joysticks and Rayguns Are The Latest Gadgets To Get Exploded

Sean Fallon — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:20:00 EST

Still not tired of the whole exploded t-shirt thing? Now you can add rayguns and joysticks to your collection for $16 (plus $6 shipping) [Exploded Holiday Sale]

Threadless Shirts Become iPhone Cases

Mark Wilson — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:20:00 EST

In a surprising but sensible partnership, Griffin will be adding Threadless designs to their iPhone cases. So far, only two models are available, and the going rate is $35. [Griffin via Gearlog]

I Ain't In This for Your Revolution, I'm In This for the Star Wars T-Shirts

Jesus Diaz — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:40:00 EST

Hans Solo or Guitar Solo? Dark Side or Who's Your Daddy? Obi-Juan Kenobi makes me laugh too... hmmm, I'm having a hard time deciding which of these 22 Star Wars t-shirts will better fit the dorky nerd in me:

For the dorky nerd outside me I'd need an M, thank you very much. You can get them all from [T-Shirt Rater]

Vitruvian Voltron

Mark Wilson — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:40:00 EST

If only Leonardo da Vinci had 1980s cartoons as his muse, it would be Voltron representing Man's innate tie to geometry and architecture. Live in that better world by purchasing this $18 t-shirt, or sniffing more Crayola. [ThinkGeek via RedFerret]

Space Invaders Autopsy T-Shirt

Jesus Diaz — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:40:00 EST

Mark showed you how Space Invaders really look like from the outside. Now it's time to get the scalpel and look for the three stomachs. For $18, you can play doctor too. [Threadless via Likecool]

What Space Invaders Really Look Like (T-Shirt)

Mark Wilson — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:00:00 EST

All these years, we pegged the Space Invaders for grotesque aliens. Really, they're men and women just like us, flying spaceships in a war they neither want nor understand. $18. [Threadless via FashionablyGeek]

The Origin of the Twin Copy-Paste T-Shirts

Jesus Diaz — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:40:00 EDT

Back in 1986, Gizmodo reader and artist Christopher C. DeSantis foresaw the twin copy and paste t-shirts. There is only one problem, Christopher. Blonde sisters or mischievous brothers? Cute. Two bald guys with pony tails walking through a park? Creepy.

Christopher created this cartoon for Macworld magazine, back in 1986. Thanks for sending it!

Twin Apple Fangirls Pwn Twin PC Clones

Jesus Diaz — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:03:57 EDT

See what I meant? The command + C and command + V t-shirts look so much better. And I'd rather have daughters than sons. The latter are just too rambosterous. [Flickr via Geeks Are Sexy]

Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt Means Bo Diddley To the Ladies

Wilson Rothman — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:40:00 EDT

You can bust out "I Love Rock n' Roll" on this power-chord-friendly guitar tee, but by the time you do, all the reasons you set out to learn guitar in the first place will be gone. [ThinkGeek via ChipChick]

I Want to Have Twins Just to Get Them These Awesome T-Shirts

Jesus Diaz — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:51:09 EDT

So cute, those two and their t-shirts. Mine would say cmd + c and cmd + v, however. [The Daily What]

The Shark Still Looks Fake

Mark Wilson — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:20:00 EDT

Strike fear into the hearts of men with the courteous Three Dimensions of Terror t-shirt ($10). Its 3D shark is kind enough to wait for its victims to put on glasses before commencing the attack. [Threadless via Super Punch]

Battery Refill Required

Mark Wilson — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

This t-shirt visualizes what we've all known for a long time: He who merges with the caffeine merges with the power. $20. [Glennz Tees via Fashionably Geek]

T-Shirt States the Painfully Obvious

Mark Wilson — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:20:00 EDT

We cannot defeat the aliens without robots, but robots will eventually turn on us. It's a paradox, friends. Enjoy that burn in your head; it's called "thinking" (though "wasting time" is also applicable here). $40. [Cuppa via FashionablyGeek]

I Was Just Admiring Your Record Collection

Mark Wilson — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Some may see this t-shirt as a tad perverted. And while that interpretation is fair, the piece is also a subtle allusion to Pavement's infamous Sunny Side Up. See? It's pop art for just $42. [White Lightning via Cool Hunting]

Why Lightguns Are Restricted by Most Hunting Permits

Mark Wilson — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:00:00 EDT

And with a bit of luck and a lot of practiced skill, the stoic hunter feeds his family for another day. Now commemorate the plebeian triumph with this $19 shirt. [uneetee via Fashionably Geek]

These Are the Photoshop Filter Heroes

Mark Wilson — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:40:00 EDT

Emboss may not look tough, but don't get that guy angry.

Photoshop Filter Heroes is a ludicrously dorky shirt by Chop Shop. Offered for a mere $20, all of your favorites are here, including the speedy Motion Blur, the rough and tough Mosaic and even the seductive Crystalize.

On an unrelated note, I knew there had to be a purpose for Glowing Edges. Now pardon me while I torrent myself some super powers. [Chop Shop via tcritic]

Before They Were Cool: Apple's Flamboyant Vintage T-Shirt Ad

Jack Loftus — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Oh, to be young again, when the minds at Apple were battling the Houston Astros. The fight was not over technological prowess, public mind share or even athleticism (obviously), but for department store clothing supremacy. [Live Journal - Thanks, Anna]

The Centerfold T-Shirt Works Exactly as Advertised

Mark Wilson — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:20:00 EDT

Thousands of years of clothing technology have culminated to this one moment, a critical crossroads of fabric and fapping.

The Centerfold T-Shirt, available soon for $30, displays Miss April in 1/4 splendor—that is, until you undo two buttons to spew forth a tapestry of nudity fit for a king (or just a person with very little taste and/or restraint). Available soon in a limited edition run of just 100 shirts, it's hard to remember the status of fashion before this watershed moment in textiles—admittedly because we hadn't been paying this close of attention. [Owltooth (NSFW) via Fashionably Geek (NSFW)]

10 Of Your Nerdiest T-Shirts

Sean Fallon — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Yesterday I asked you to show us your most shamefully nerdy t-shirt—and you delivered. There were tons of great ones, but in the end I picked 10 that just made me laugh.

Troy Foster: One my math club at college sold. The back said check out this asymptote with a graph of y=-abs(1/x)
armyofchuckness: When time traveling worlds collide.
VSyris: This is my best shirt by far, though i cant seem to find it. I think the gf stole it.
rms2219: Bought this from shirt.woot about a year ago...love it.
calameda: This is mine from Tee Fury.
Gawd: I have a few but this one always makes people smile. A couple of Stormtroopers taking a urinal break.
Liquidus: Two
David Vong: yup
GItEmSteveDave_Deal: @David Vong: I have this one as well. For those that don't know, it says Kick Me.
OG Phenix
Scuba Steve: You nerds be slippin.