Darth Vader TV/DVD Has Lightsaber Remote

I like Star Wars. I even like some Star Wars merchandising, like the awesome R2-D2 projector » 10/23/08 10:00am 10/23/08 10:00am or all the . But Lucas has to stop market-raping his franchises at once, for the love of all that is good, small, green, and lives in swamps. Example: this horrific 14-inch Darth Vader TV/DVD combo. Seriously, I can't…