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    Twitter Device Tweets Heartbeat, Scares Relatives When Twitter Crashes

    36 Hours of Traveling Twitterers, Visualized

    Some Tweets Really Belong on Twitter

    BakerTweets Are the Most Delicious Tweets Ever
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    Image of KhaiJB KhaiJB
    06/28/09

    In reply to Twitter Device Tweets Heartbeat, Scares Relatives When Twitter Crashes
    you wear it for a few days... then reprogram it to tweet the samba.
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    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    06/28/09

    In reply to Twitter Device Tweets Heartbeat, Scares Relatives When Twitter Crashes
    Okay kinda cool, I think. Though maybe this doesn't really need Twitter? It's a good way of maybe letting a hospital on patients that are at home or something, but maybe in it's own closed service.
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    06/29/09

    @deanbmmv: That tech is already in place for monitoring from home
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    Image of madog madog
    06/28/09

    In reply to Twitter Device Tweets Heartbeat, Scares Relatives When Twitter Crashes
    Twittering is its own abstinence program.
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    Image of Valnen Valnen
    06/28/09

    @madog: I like how everybody says this about anything they don't personally approve of.
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    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    06/28/09

    @Valnen: or understand/can use.
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    Image of madog madog
    06/28/09

    @Valnen: It was supposed to be a reply to @Yerzriknot's comment, but it didn't turn out as such.


    I also like how you assume so much of me.

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    Image of madog madog
    06/28/09

    @deanbmmv: Exactly. Twitter uses some sort of magicks I can't explain, and since I don't understand it I am therefore terribly frightened of it and incapable of using it. Also, I'm a muggle.


    Hey, while were all assuming stuff here, from your avatar I assume you like eating ants. What's with that?

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    Image of Yerzriknot Yerzriknot
    06/28/09

    In reply to Twitter Device Tweets Heartbeat, Scares Relatives When Twitter Crashes
    I'm still waiting for a twitter condom.
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    Image of Whydoesthisalwayshappentome Whydoesthisalwayshappentome
    06/29/09

    @Yerzriknot: Now there's an idea, but how would it work?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/29/09

    @Whydoesthisalwayshappentome: dark: posted about 5 seconds ago

    light: posted about 6 seconds ago
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/28/09

    In reply to Twitter Device Tweets Heartbeat, Scares Relatives When Twitter Crashes
    Well, my heart is relatively healthy, and none of my family even knows what Twitter is. Is there a version for Little SD so the ladies know how well I can perform?
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    Image of madog madog
    06/28/09

    @MourningBillyMays_GitEmSteveDa...: Maybe we could make one for you that would tweet every time a tooth got knocked out?


    I kid cause I love!


    Maybe one for myself that tweets every time I made a piss poor joke, however, I don't think technology is that fast yet.


    Ba-zing!

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    Image of psychiccheese psychiccheese
    06/28/09

    @madog: would it do 2 tweets for your last comment, or one tweet to cover the entire comment?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/28/09

    @psychiccheese: Two tweets, as I lost 1.5 teeth in the original accident, and the DDM removed the .5 during the aftermath.
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    Image of madog madog
    06/28/09

    @psychiccheese: 2.5 bad puns for me. I round down so yeah, 2 for me also.
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    Image of frigg frigg
    05/12/09

    In reply to 36 Hours of Traveling Twitterers, Visualized
    confirming that people are more eager to twitter "just landed!" when they are thousands of miles away from their friends and family than when they return and can be found.
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    04/29/09

    In reply to Some Tweets Really Belong on Twitter
    Seriously, best video I've seen all day. Now I'm going to have to follow them on Twitter...
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    04/29/09

    In reply to Some Tweets Really Belong on Twitter
    My wife has been doing this for years. And I still fall for it almost every time, thinking that she expects a response from me.
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    Image of FredicvsMaximvs FredicvsMaximvs
    04/29/09

    In reply to Some Tweets Really Belong on Twitter
    Hi guys! I'm here from Twitter!


    'Scuse me while I go let all my friends know I'm reading Gizmodo.


    *tap tap tap tap tap tap tap send*

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    Image of FredicvsMaximvs FredicvsMaximvs
    04/29/09

    @FredicvsMaximvs: MAN, this trolling thing is harder than it looks! Y'all make it look so easy...


    Well, some of you, anyway... :D

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    Image of thegermandude517 thegermandude517
    04/29/09

    In reply to Some Tweets Really Belong on Twitter
    follow you on Twitter, adam? who are you? ashton kutcher? demi moore? spencer pratt?


    sorry, but i need some privacy in my life.

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    Image of Adam Frucci Adam Frucci
    04/29/09

    @thegermandude517: Luckily, my Twitter doesn't invade your privacy.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/29/09

    @Adam Frucci: Why not? Frankly, I think this is a terrible limitation on the service.
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    Image of suckerpin suckerpin
    04/29/09

    In reply to Some Tweets Really Belong on Twitter
    what the fuck is this damn twitter thing I keep hearing about?
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/29/09

    Methinks Beef Bacon...? forgot the all important "/sarcasm" tag.
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    04/29/09

    In reply to Some Tweets Really Belong on Twitter
    Sums it up nicely.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/29/09

    In reply to Some Tweets Really Belong on Twitter
    Some people may just assume that he has a jawbone on the other side of his head.
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    Image of Ryanraven Ryanraven
    04/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I have jawbones on both sides of my head! Not that John Mayer douchery either.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    04/29/09

    In reply to Some Tweets Really Belong on Twitter
    *ACCESS DENIED*


    Damn work internet!

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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/29/09

    @ripfire: shucks. i can't see it either.
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/03/09

    In reply to BakerTweets Are the Most Delicious Tweets Ever
    Oh god, what kind of demented bakery sells chocolate pain? Ouch.


    (Ahahahahahahah! Good one, Scott! You've just woken up an hour ago, and yet you still are the funniest man in all of commenting. Hooray!)


    Seriously though, this is what Twitter should be for. A single point of access for desirable information updates; flight statii, accidents in your driving path, and when the time to make the donuts has arrived.


    Not so much this, as evidenced from my friend: "Jordan P*** is driving. the car goes vrooooooom."

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