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Ubuntu 9.10 Karmic Koala Out Now But Still Not As Fuzzy As a Real Koala

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kernow
10/29/09

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Koalas are not sodding bears they are arboreal marsupials. #ubuntu910karmickoala
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jamjen
10/29/09

@kernow: And fairly vicious I do believe #ubuntu910karmickoala
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Ridley
10/29/09

@jamjen: I used to live in Australia and had my fair share of Koala.

1st: they aren't soft like they look. They feel hallow and matted

2nd: They smell! You know how you see the little Koala hanging on to the mom's back. Well the reason is all they eat is Euculiptis (sp?) leaves which are toxic. To build an immunity they babies feed only off of their mother's feces which has smaller amounts of the toxin until they have immunity. So while its cute that he's hanging on to her back, his other hand is catching the feces and shoveling into his mouth. #ubuntu910karmickoala
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debbyherbenick
10/29/09

@Ridley: I've never lived in Australia but I visited once & held a koala for a tourist photo op (sorry) and I loved every second of being with that smelly, furry, awesome being. I don't know what Ubuntu is nor do I care - I only clicked through to hopefully see more photos of koalas and to discuss koala related things. Um, yeah. I know. #ubuntu910karmickoala
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Dr. H. F. Danger
10/29/09

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Koala - Fuzzy bear

Ubuntu - does not have chlamydia #ubuntu910karmickoala
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Mediocre
10/29/09

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My apartment is infested with Koala bears, it's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter, and I don't want them to, I'm like "Hey hold on fellas" let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf.

- Mitch Hedberg
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Renegade
10/29/09

@Mediocre: hah, what a great comic. Did you know pringles was originally supposed to make tennis balls? #ubuntu910karmickoala
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Mediocre
10/29/09

@Renegade: But Pringles is a laid back company. A load of potatoes showed up and they said "Fuck it! Cut 'em up!!" #ubuntu910karmickoala
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Bazooka Lukis
10/29/09

@Mediocre: When Hedberg came to my school he got into a conversation with this girl who couldn't afford air conditioning in her apartment. In the middle of the night he showed up at her place with a window unit.

The man died way too soon. #ubuntu910karmickoala
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Mediocre
10/29/09

@Bazooka Lukis: Agreed. RIP Mitch. #ubuntu910karmickoala
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