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    Self-Cleaning Toilet Becomes a Urinal With the Push Of a Button
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    06/04/09

    In reply to Self-Cleaning Toilet Becomes a Urinal With the Push Of a Button
    I'll stick with my three seashells.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/04/09

    In reply to Self-Cleaning Toilet Becomes a Urinal With the Push Of a Button
    this is exactly why i demand i have a sink and a toilet. and i don't concern myself with the senseless task of cleaning either.
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    Image of eagles3 speeeedin eagles3 speeeedin
    06/04/09

    @Nick pees in the sink: Oh God tell me you didn't mean what I implied from what you just said.
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    06/04/09

    @eagles3: infered rather than implied
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/04/09

    @eagles3: oh heavens no. i don't go number 1 in the sink. that is what the toilet is for. the faucet makes me feel spring time fresh.
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    Image of robinandtami robinandtami
    06/04/09

    In reply to Self-Cleaning Toilet Becomes a Urinal With the Push Of a Button
    Yeah right! Men can't even remember to put the seat back down. Like they'd remember to convert the urinal back to a toilet!
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    Image of Blender Blender
    06/04/09

    @robinandtami: again...why is it our job to put it back down? I enjoy hearing the cry of a woman dumb enough to not look and get more bowl than she expected... Plus if you'd like I could leave it down and pee on the seat for you.


    I make a concious effort to lift the seat you can make the same effort to put it down...


    Begin the "this is why you are single" statements now, but know I've never enjoyed life more than when including women in my life when I want them

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    Image of robinandtami robinandtami
    06/04/09

    @dmenafro: Two reasons


    1. You lifted the seat, so you should put it back down. You lifted it, because you don't want to sit on a seat (yeah... sometimes you sit too) that has pee on it any more than I do. You didn't lift it just for my sake.


    2. Toilets, no matter how clean and sanitary they might be, just look nasty with the seat up.

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    Image of eagles3 speeeedin eagles3 speeeedin
    06/04/09

    In reply to Self-Cleaning Toilet Becomes a Urinal With the Push Of a Button
    Awsome. Really want one of these. Next to sweeping cleaning the toilet is my least favorite activity in the world (I used to be punished with sweeping.) Now how to convince people that this is a necessity.
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    06/04/09

    @eagles3: How do you sweep a toilet?
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    06/04/09

    @Shamoononon: You kick its legs.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    06/04/09

    In reply to Self-Cleaning Toilet Becomes a Urinal With the Push Of a Button
    Hmm. Shallow toilet.. Yeaah I don't see any problems with this.
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    Image of photophile photophile
    06/04/09

    @ripfire: Among other problems, sitting on shallow toilets and having your member touch the porcelain is really disconcerting.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    06/04/09

    @photophile: Would that be before or after you splattered the surface?
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    06/04/09

    In reply to Self-Cleaning Toilet Becomes a Urinal With the Push Of a Button
    I have to have this! Not only would I not have to clean the toilet, but I wouldn't have to clean the man droplets off the floor. No matter how good an aim he says he is…
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    Image of victorkruger victorkruger
    06/04/09

    @Software_Goddess: you'll still have to clean man droplets anyways urinals splatter out as bad as toilets.
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    06/04/09

    @Software_Goddess: Or just imagine when the toilet gets clogged and someone switches it to urinal mode..

    Ok, don't imagine it..
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    06/04/09

    @victorkruger: @ripfire: You two just totally killed my dream… What a cruel thing to do.
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    06/04/09

    @Software_Goddess: Sorry, but it has a lot less to do w/ the man's aim as it does the stream tilting to one side or the other on you.


    Then there's the dreaded "split stream" which manages to soak whatever is on either side of the toilet instead...


    I've probably gone into too much detail here.

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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    06/04/09

    @Software_Goddess:
    Wouldn't it have been even more cruel to let practical experience kill the dream for you?
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