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01/15/09
What I mean is, were I to see someone walking down the street with it, I'd just figure that a company had come up with the same design by happenstance.
They could at least throw in a hanging air freshener of whats-her-name in that paper gown or something. (SANS NEEDLES).
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includes a flexible, black wrist strap, which is valuable when you're swinging it as a bludgeon against invading zombie hordes. You know. Like you do.
It just doesn't get any better than this, kids.
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