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UMD: I'm Not Dead Yet

Ah, but you are, aren't you, UMD. You're fine for the PSP, but we wouldn't want to put you in anything else, nor would anyone else. It seems a poll by NPD found that 40% of PSP users bought the PSP to view UMD content but haven't actually purchased any UMD content. So essentially they're saying that nothing on UMD is…

UMD Movies Hitting the Skids

We could have told you this would happen a year ago, but people are just getting it into their heads that UMD movies are failing. While they are fine for video games—who cares what the media looks like?—they're a horrible choice for movies. Movies, on the whole, are purchased once and played at home. Therefore,…

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UMD's Slumping Performance

Another Sony proprietary media has deemed itself a failure. Variety is reporting that many studios cutting down on UMD releases in the future. Studios include Sony Pictures (??), Paramount and Warner. The studios are saying that the UMD is a failing because the amount of "piracy" happening. I like to think it is…

The First of the PSP Porn Reviews

Our squirmy brother Fleshbot pointed out this delightful look at some good, old-fashioned PSP porn complete with Custer's Revenge-esque sex antics involving sperm. Called "The Palace of the Virgin," this title features "adventures that involve [said Princess] touching various body parts belonging to some seriously…