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Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate

This week at Uncrate: We make our grass mowing green with the Black & Decker Cordless Electric Mulching Mower, and jazz up our business attire with Antique Map Cufflinks and John Varvatos Slim Silk Ties. We also replace our office watering hole with the Authentic Guinness Home Pub, add some gangsta flair to our cocktails with cubes from the AK Ice Tray, and replace our aging wallets with the Dopp Regatta 88 Series Front Getaway Pocket. Finally, we lose track of the hours with the Timeless Clock, stay happy with the A-OK Shirt, and take a ride in the four-door Lamborghini Estoque.


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Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate

This week at Uncrate: We crack open a cold one with the Blomus Bottle Opener, let the sunshine in with the Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren Roadster 722 S, and hit the sidewalks Brooklyn-style in the Bed Stu Fort Boot. We also jam out like it's 1935 with the Nomad Portable Speaker, go undercover with EyeClops Night Vision Goggles, and bundle up in the Abercrombie Sawtooth Jacket. Finally, we take our tailgating to the next level with Custom Grill Grates, get clean in the Wellgems Midnight Edition Steam Spa, and look at an amber-tinted world through Paul Frank Math Blaster Sunglasses.


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Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate

This week at Uncrate: We expand our knowledge of suds with the Beer Wheel, hide in plain view with Fake Moustaches & Beards, and stop off at Raoul's for a quiet, quality meal. We also keep our gear safe from wetness with the Seattle Sling Dry Bag, keep track of time, WWII-style with the Timex Military Watch, and skip out on wrapping presents with Boxwood Gift Boxes. Finally, we keep track of our energy use with Wattson, upgrade our workspace with OneLessDesk, and get nostalgic with Masters of the Universe Classics.


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Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate

This week at Uncrate: We hit the slopes centerfold-style on Burton Love Snowboards, add a touch of class to our drinking with a Silver Plated Beverage Holder, and learn to fly in the Eclipse 400. We also track our steps with the Fitbit, take our 'tending skills on the road with the Evolution Mobile Bar, and downsize our transportation bills with the Yamaha Zuma 125. Finally, we kick back with a snifter full of The Glenlivet XXV, manage our subscriptions with Maghound, and keep nasty chafing at bay with DZ-NUTS cream.


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Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate

This week at Uncrate: We warn others of impending zombie/robotic invasion with Prepare T-Shirts, and kick our liver destruction into high gear with the gargantuan XL Beer Glass. We also get our game on with the Diamond Plate Foosball Table, take a trip to Gillette Stadium's CBS Scene restaurant and bar, and LOL to Do You Believe in Gosh? by the late great Mitch Hedberg. Finally, we camp out in style with the Tabbert Paganini, keep our jimmy-hats handy in the Condom Dispenser, and take a drunken trip to the Great American Beer Festival.

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Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate

This week at Uncrate: We celebrate the remaining days of summer with Leinenkugel's Explorer Pack, gear up for the DNC with some Barack Obama T-Shirts, and get cutting with the Revolution XT Tile Saw. We also jam out to Total Brutal by Austrian Death Machine, strengthen our Force powers with the Marc Ecko Star Wars T-Shirt Collection, and accessorize with some Toy Wheel & Tire Cufflinks. Finally, we sport eco-friendly style with Quiksilver's The Ray, organize the living room with the Taka Trunk, and skip the margarita mix to go straight from the bottle with Maestro Dobel Tequila.

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Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate

This week at Uncrate: We get the drinks ready with the Gas Powered Party Blender, colorize the office with some Pantone Coffee Mugs, and prepare ourselves for 10K of running in the Nike+ Human Race. We also ditch our happy ending-loving masseuse for the Dry Water Jet Massager, maximize our space with the Convertible Compact Desk, and take a tour of the new J.Crew Tribeca Men's Shop. Finally, we stay alert with Buzz Strong's Caffeinated Cookies, hit the road in the 2010 Cadillac SRX, and enjoy some vintage babes with Playboy Cover to Cover: The 50's.

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Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate

This week at Uncrate: We hit the trails in some EarthRoamer Xpedition Vehicles, keep track of the days with the Bubble Calendar, and get wrapped up in the Tentacle Tie. We also get ready for the upcoming NFL season with a New York Jets Brett Favre Jersey, mix perfect drinks for our lady friends using Bar-Tenders Cocktail Mixers, and keep our gadgets charged up outdoors with the Sun Table. Finally, we go for a drive in the Aston Martin One-77, make the in-laws' cooking palatable with Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets, and hit the course in some Bad Ass Golf Carts.

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Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate

This week at Uncrate: We do some small-scale gaming with Mini Table Games, take a ride in the open-top Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport, and become the Batman of beer with the Beer Belt. We also get gangster with The Godfather - Coppola Restoration Set, go green with Recycled Windshield Beer & Wine Glasses, and prepare for the upcoming Olympiad with Adidas Olympics 2008 Footwear. Finally, we trim out travel needs with Dissolving Paper Shampoo, remind others to stay out of Uncrate HQ with the Get Off T-Shirt, and get some vertical exercise on the Treadwall.

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Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate

This week at Uncrate: We enjoy the mythical battle of the Bigfoot vs Unicorn T-Shirt, catch up with the Star Wars Legacy Collection Millennium Falcon on Tatooine, and head south of the border for the Mastretta MXT. We also get buff using the Titan T1 Gym, get serious in the John Varvatos Star USA Suit, and jam out to Free Your Mind and Win a Pony by Golden Animals. Finally, we keep track of our enemies with the Shit List Pad, keep our correspondence secure with the Mail Boss, and do our best Bruce Wayne impression in the Belstaff Leather Blouson Jacket.