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10/30/09
you know, include things like: tampons, douches, eyeliners, tampons...oh, sorry, I said that twice. #manstuff
09/03/09
I do not want it Giz I Am.
Would you eat it at your desk?
Would you eat it while having sex?
I would not eat it at my desk.
I would not eat it while having sex
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere
I do not want bacon in a can
I do not want it Giz I Am.
Would you eat it with a spoon?
Would you eat it while getting poon?
I will not eat it with a spoon.
I will not eat it while getting poon.
I will not eat it at my desk
I will not eat it while having sex
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere
I do not want bacon in a can
I do not want it Giz I Am.
Would you eat it with creamed corn?
Would you eat it while watching porn?
I will not eat it with creamed corn.
I will not eat it while watching porn.
I will not eat it with a spoon.
I will not eat it while getting poon.
I will not eat it at my desk
I will not eat it while having sex
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere
I do not want bacon in a can
I do not want it Giz I Am.
Would you eat it while pwning noobz?
Would you eat it doused in lube?
I will not eat it while pwning noobz.
I will not eat it doused in lube.
I will not eat it with creamed corn.
I will not eat it while watching porn.
I will not eat it with a spoon.
I will not eat it while getting poon.
I will not eat it at my desk
I will not eat it while having sex
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere
I do not want bacon in a can
I do not want it Giz I Am.
Would you eat it with Lou Reed?
Would you eat it while smoking weed?
I will not eat it with Lou Reed.
I will not eat it while smoking weed.
I will not eat it while pwning noobz.
I will not eat it doused in lube.
I will not eat it with creamed corn.
I will not eat it while watching porn.
I will not eat it with a spoon.
I will not eat it while getting poon.
I will not eat it at my desk
I will not eat it while having sex
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere
I do not want bacon in a can
I do not want it Giz I Am.
Would you eat it at the Ritz?
Would you eat it off Madonna’s tits?
I will not eat it at the Ritz.
I will not eat it off Madonna’s tits.
I will not eat it with Lou Reed.
I will not eat it while smoking weed.
I will not eat it while pwning noobz.
I will not eat it doused in lube.
I will not eat it with creamed corn.
I will not eat it while watching porn.
I will not eat it with a spoon.
I will not eat it while getting poon.
I will not eat it at my desk
I will not eat it while having sex
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere
I do not want bacon in a can
I do not want it Giz I Am.
Would eat it while taking a shit?
Would you eat it -
Giz I Am, I swear to fucking god I’ll cut off your dick and shove it up your ass if you don’t shut that cunt you call a mouth right now.
09/03/09
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09/03/09
09/03/09
/sarcasm
09/03/09
09/03/09
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose bacon arrived one day in a tin bucket
He said with chagrin as he tossed out the tin
"Whoever invented this can just suck it!"
08/13/09
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08/13/09
08/13/09
It's $16 for 4 sodas.
If there was someone who bought 1 thing featured on uncrate every month, they would probably be an asshole.
08/13/09
08/13/09
08/13/09
08/13/09
08/13/09
what? come on, it would be cool to casually bust one of these out.
08/06/09
07/02/09
04/02/09
02/27/09
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02/26/09
02/26/09
I'm pretty sure it should be called the Gonna Head, 'cuz you're gonna get a beating wearing that thing...
02/19/09
02/19/09
02/19/09
02/19/09
Gosh being over with with you guys makes me want a rare steak and to scratch my.....oh never mind, I dont have any.
02/19/09
01/30/09
01/29/09
But seriously folks, did this guy just insinuate he's in london while his comment here says he's in Texas?
Feel free to face-palm yourself while you realize you could have had a V8...