Things may be better down where it's wetter, but when you plunge in the ocean depths, the marine life can get downright terrifying. In this video, The Little Mermaid's Sebastian the crab sings all about the often hideous and gargantuan creatures "Under the Deep Sea."
I mean. What is this? Or a better question might be what isn't this? They're playing bottles in a pool in Borneo. They're apparently called the Bottle Boys. This probably took quite a bit of rehearsal time. I don't know what else to say. Good job, internet. You've done whatever it is you do again.
We really, really want a BioShock movie to happen. And our level of excitement only increases two-fold when the director, 28 Weeks Later's Carlos Fresnadillo, says it must be R-rated. Now if only they could get the financial backing.