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    Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie: Less Awkward Than Scratch-and-Sniff Lingerie

    In the Event of an Emergency, Place the Nearest Brassiere Over Your Nose and Mouth

    Rock the Same Pair of Undies For a Month Straight With J-Wear (Actually: Please Don't!)

    Handerpants: Support Where You Never Knew You Needed It

    Panties Help Guide 700-Mile Arctic Expedition When GPS, Compasses Fail

    NASA Astronaut Currently Testing Magic Odor-Eating Underpants

    Nanofiber Underwear Burns Fat...Literally?

    Samurai Underpants Sheaths Your Katana in Awesome

    Man Bra Keeps Your Moobs In Check

    Triumph Brings Out Bra-and-Pants Set with Solar Panels (Guess Where the Beverage Dispenser Is)
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    Image of maven2k maven2k
    10/30/09

    In reply to Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie: Less Awkward Than Scratch-and-Sniff Lingerie
    I just get turned on when I see a hot girl in her undies holding a bottle of liquor, is that wrong? #luminoglow
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie: Less Awkward Than Scratch-and-Sniff Lingerie
    "Also, where's my glow in the dark underwear?"

    We get glow-in-the-dark condoms. #luminoglow
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    10/30/09

    In reply to Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie: Less Awkward Than Scratch-and-Sniff Lingerie
    I see, so she can find them on the floor easier.

    Right?
    those would look great on my floor #luminoglow
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    10/30/09

    In reply to Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie: Less Awkward Than Scratch-and-Sniff Lingerie
    I thought the point of lingerie was to leave the lights on. Or maybe I've been doing things wrong. #luminoglow
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    10/30/09

    @AmphetamineCrown: This just fixes the butterface problem. #luminoglow
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/30/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Isn't that what the bag is for? #luminoglow
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    10/30/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I find the crinkling noise breaks the illusion that she's hot. #luminoglow
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    10/30/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: A burlap sack makes no sound.. #luminoglow
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    10/30/09

    In reply to Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie: Less Awkward Than Scratch-and-Sniff Lingerie
    Sorry, but blacklight trumps glow in the dark anydangday. You don't need special clothes for it, and purple is way more fun and way less creepy than green.

    Sickly color, that. #luminoglow
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    Image of Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected
    10/30/09

    @OCEntertainment: But if you're a slob, be prepared for black light to make you appear more so by making unsightly stains visible. #luminoglow
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    10/30/09

    @OCEntertainment: Blacklight AND glow in the dark work well together. #luminoglow
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    10/30/09

    @Mike Zuniga: I've also found that blacklight does not favor fake tans, either. Not that anyone's skin looks particularly savory under a black light, but if you use that spray-on orange stuff, you turn a new shade of ewww.

    So...raising standards for personal hygiene, cleanliness, and appearance? Another plus for blacklight. ;-) #luminoglow
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    10/30/09

    @GitEmSteveDave: #RosaRocks: Blacklight and glow in the dark body paint go really well together. #luminoglow
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    Image of UnderLoK UnderLoK
    10/30/09

    @OCEntertainment: The other plus is that you can actually see. #luminoglow
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    10/30/09

    @OCEntertainment: So Guidos and Seaside Tony's look horrible under blacklight? Good to know. #luminoglow
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    10/30/09

    In reply to Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie: Less Awkward Than Scratch-and-Sniff Lingerie
    I know what I'm getting my girlfriend for her birthday.

    Damn her if she asks for a lotion basket, a nice dinner or some stupid jewelry. #luminoglow
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    10/30/09

    @mattycakes: So she puts the lotion in the basket? #luminoglow
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    10/30/09

    @GitEmSteveDave: #RosaRocks: Eeew. #luminoglow
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    Image of UnderLoK UnderLoK
    10/30/09

    @mattycakes: I think you're confused my man. When you buy something like this for her, it's actually a gift for you. Do yourself a favor and still take her to dinner. #luminoglow
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    10/30/09

    @UnderLoK: Wendy's it is! #luminoglow
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    Image of AlphaPepper AlphaPepper
    10/02/09

    In reply to In the Event of an Emergency, Place the Nearest Brassiere Over Your Nose and Mouth
    You want me to wear wha..hmmm..mmmff..mmrr..mmkay
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    Image of SigmundTheSeaMonster SigmundTheSeaMonster
    10/02/09

    In reply to In the Event of an Emergency, Place the Nearest Brassiere Over Your Nose and Mouth
    Hey, this one is paddedddd....can't....breath.....(plop)
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    Image of AlphaPepper AlphaPepper
    10/02/09

    In reply to In the Event of an Emergency, Place the Nearest Brassiere Over Your Nose and Mouth
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    Jack Loftus promoted this comment AlphaPepper was starred AlphaPepper was unstarred
    Image of Jack Loftus Jack Loftus
    10/02/09

    @AlphaPepper: There she is. Thanks for the superior pic! Note to readers: This was just after her "live demo" started last night.
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    Image of Chip Skylark of Space Chip Skylark of Space
    10/02/09

    @AlphaPepper: looks like a stage act with Penn and Teller
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    Image of Curves Curves
    10/02/09

    In reply to In the Event of an Emergency, Place the Nearest Brassiere Over Your Nose and Mouth
    A new pick up line: "Lady take off your bra and give it to me-I need it as a gas mask. And jump up a down a few times to save yourself".
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    Image of Palmer74 Palmer74
    10/02/09

    @Curves: take off your bra and give it to me-I need it as a gas mask
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    10/02/09

    @Palmer74: Nice...
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    10/02/09

    @Curves: No need for the jumping. They come with two. We can share, can't we?
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    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    10/02/09

    @Curves: Better is: "Lady I need to bury my head in between your boobs to save myself"!!
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/02/09

    @Curves: And if she's not wearing a bra can her panties be substituted instead?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/31/09

    In reply to Rock the Same Pair of Undies For a Month Straight With J-Wear (Actually: Please Don't!)
    Here is why I am not an astronaut:

    I deal with laundry the same way I deal with Cylons: flush it out the airlock.

    Kick all your clothes into a pile in the airlock and evacuate the airlock. It's especially handy when you have to kill your crewmates. And if anyone gets suspicious, blame it on the shifty-looking shipboard computer.

    Coincidentally, I deal with my waste the same way I deal with Cylongs: flush it out the airlock. It's not hard. Just lay down some paper, pop a squat and take the dump on the paper, wipe and drop the TP on the paper too. Evacuate the airlock. All the nastiness is flushed into the cold vacuum of space. And that is how you take a shit in space.

    Of course, given half a chance, I would totally piss on Telstar 1.
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    07/31/09

    In reply to Rock the Same Pair of Undies For a Month Straight With J-Wear (Actually: Please Don't!)
    Wow, imagine being the scientist who got stuck doing that job of testing the underwear after the astronaut came back. I bet it's the summer intern who got elected. I think they will soon find that even though these underwear were anti-bacterial, water-absorbent, and odor-resistant, they will never be skidmark resistant.
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    07/31/09

    @Purple Monkey Dishwasher: They could add teflon. Nothing sticks to that.
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    07/24/09

    In reply to Handerpants: Support Where You Never Knew You Needed It
    Now I am going to have to start stuffing my handerpants with socks?
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    Image of SuttonAss SuttonAss
    07/24/09

    In reply to Handerpants: Support Where You Never Knew You Needed It
    My hands are _already_ in my underpants; these things are redundant.
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    Image of CurtisPera CurtisPera
    07/24/09

    In reply to Handerpants: Support Where You Never Knew You Needed It
    There's nothing worse than when you take your handerpants off in front of a lady and they see the streaks. I wish they would com in different colors.
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    Don Nguyen promoted this comment CurtisPera was starred CurtisPera was unstarred
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