Sorry, but blacklight trumps glow in the dark anydangday. You don't need special clothes for it, and purple is way more fun and way less creepy than green.
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@Mike Zuniga: I've also found that blacklight does not favor fake tans, either. Not that anyone's skin looks particularly savory under a black light, but if you use that spray-on orange stuff, you turn a new shade of ewww.
So...raising standards for personal hygiene, cleanliness, and appearance? Another plus for blacklight. ;-) #luminoglow
@mattycakes: I think you're confused my man. When you buy something like this for her, it's actually a gift for you. Do yourself a favor and still take her to dinner. #luminoglow
I deal with laundry the same way I deal with Cylons: flush it out the airlock.
Kick all your clothes into a pile in the airlock and evacuate the airlock. It's especially handy when you have to kill your crewmates. And if anyone gets suspicious, blame it on the shifty-looking shipboard computer.
Coincidentally, I deal with my waste the same way I deal with Cylongs: flush it out the airlock. It's not hard. Just lay down some paper, pop a squat and take the dump on the paper, wipe and drop the TP on the paper too. Evacuate the airlock. All the nastiness is flushed into the cold vacuum of space. And that is how you take a shit in space.
Of course, given half a chance, I would totally piss on Telstar 1.
Wow, imagine being the scientist who got stuck doing that job of testing the underwear after the astronaut came back. I bet it's the summer intern who got elected. I think they will soon find that even though these underwear were anti-bacterial, water-absorbent, and odor-resistant, they will never be skidmark resistant.
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We get glow-in-the-dark condoms. #luminoglow
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Right?
those would look great on my floor #luminoglow
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Sickly color, that. #luminoglow
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So...raising standards for personal hygiene, cleanliness, and appearance? Another plus for blacklight. ;-) #luminoglow
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Damn her if she asks for a lotion basket, a nice dinner or some stupid jewelry. #luminoglow
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I deal with laundry the same way I deal with Cylons: flush it out the airlock.
Kick all your clothes into a pile in the airlock and evacuate the airlock. It's especially handy when you have to kill your crewmates. And if anyone gets suspicious, blame it on the shifty-looking shipboard computer.
Coincidentally, I deal with my waste the same way I deal with Cylongs: flush it out the airlock. It's not hard. Just lay down some paper, pop a squat and take the dump on the paper, wipe and drop the TP on the paper too. Evacuate the airlock. All the nastiness is flushed into the cold vacuum of space. And that is how you take a shit in space.
Of course, given half a chance, I would totally piss on Telstar 1.
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