NASA's Dancing Space Penis

I love NASA. Space travel++. So they invented a skin that helps robots stay out of the way of humans. Good. So they show it off by playing music from Behind the Green Door and having some woman dance around it in tights. Oh, and the robot they used looks like a penis. So we're on Mars and we have a dancing space…

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Dumbo Faucet - Tres Schlong-Like

So I'm going to tell a little story. I can barely remember this, but when I was about 10 my neighbors brought over their dog. It was big German Shepherd. A male. So this dog is running around the house and suddenly there's this big pink crayon under him. I get very confused and then, slowly, the realization dawns on…