The world got it all wrong, so you can all stop laughing now. The North Korean archeologists didn't find a magic unicorn lair belonging to an ancient king in Pyongyang. Don't be stupid! No, they actually found the lair of the animal you are seeing above.
Archeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences in North Korea claim they have found the "lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong." Yes, folks. A unicorn. The unicorn that their good old King used to ride back in the day.*
No trend's got me more excited lately than ThinkGeek turning its April Fool's products into real products. And now, the pièce de résistance: canned unicorn meat. For sale. Right now.
Hats off to Matt Pinner and Sean Bonner at LA's CRASHSpace, who took an ordinary My Little Pony and turned it into a majestic unicorn with a soldering iron horn. Now where's my Cabbage Patch Ball Peen...
Adult Swim's popular online flash game ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK (capitals justly deserved) is now available in downloadable iPhone app form. This will be the best $2.99 you've ever spent at the App Store.