When a unicorn comes across an adorable young princess in the woods, he's delighted, until he realizes the horrifying truth about this particular royal. Unlike those Disney animated princesses, this one can't even carry a tune. In fact, her voice is rather deadly.
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For those occasions when an ordinary drink dispenser just won't do, summon a mighty carousel unicorn who provides both beverages and a show. When she isn't peeing lemonade from her nether parts, she's sneezing glitter and blasting fire from her horn.
If you're going to make an absurdly large cake shaped like a unicorn, this is the right way to do it.
We kick off our October writing prompts with a gruesome sight: a once-noble unicorn gone utterly rabid. What story can you spin about this sick and terrifying creature.
Turn your ugly human leg into a gorgeous unicorn or dragon leg. For a whopping $440, you can get these made-to-order fantasy hooves from Etsy seller Oonacat. The designer also has a collection of sexy horns for your head because OBVIOUSLY. Had we the cash, we would be wearing these right now and revising our one-man …
What does a unicorn look like on the inside? Heirloom, Alison Woodward's lovely pop-up "book" dissects a tiny dead unicorn and suggests that even in death, this creature has a capacity for unexpected beauty.
The world got it all wrong, so you can all stop laughing now. The North Korean archeologists didn't find a magic unicorn lair belonging to an ancient king in Pyongyang. Don't be stupid! No, they actually found the lair of the animal you are seeing above.
Archeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences in North Korea claim they have found the "lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong." Yes, folks. A unicorn. The unicorn that their good old King used to ride back in the day.*
If unicorns fart rainbows, it only makes sense that they would poop out delicious, multicolored baked goods. Now you can replicate the magical droppings of these mythical creatures right in your own kitchen.
When Happy escapes from jail, he finds himself in a place much worse than prison. Now he's trapped in the waxy, dystopic world of a little girl's drawing ruled by a maniacal unicorn, and he's desperate to get back home.
The Arabian Oryx, which might have been the initial inspiration for the unicorn legend, has pulled off a comeback every bit as magical as its legendary counterparts, becoming the first species to go from almost extinct to not even endangered.
No trend's got me more excited lately than ThinkGeek turning its April Fool's products into real products. And now, the pièce de résistance: canned unicorn meat. For sale. Right now.
Hats off to Matt Pinner and Sean Bonner at LA's CRASHSpace, who took an ordinary My Little Pony and turned it into a majestic unicorn with a soldering iron horn. Now where's my Cabbage Patch Ball Peen...
Watch "real life" footage of an actual unicorn in the wild. Or possibly, watch footage of a clever viral-marketing ad that shoots whatever was left of our sense of wonder in the face.
Adult Swim's popular online flash game ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK (capitals justly deserved) is now available in downloadable iPhone app form. This will be the best $2.99 you've ever spent at the App Store.
There are some questions that simply don't have answers...yet. Wheaton and Scalzi are holding a fan-fiction contest to benefit the Lupus Alliance of America. Explain the picture, win the contest, get paid, and help people.
A small feud has been brewing between young adult writers who are lovers of zombie fiction and those who prefer unicorns. Zombie fans argue that unicorns are a boring relic of high fantasy, while unicorn advocates claim that the whole zombie concept has been done to death. To determine which creature makes for better…
What happens when you combine the might of the two most powerful creatures in the universe? You get this amazing oil painting of Robocop riding a unicorn. Found by the image-hunters at Photo Basement, this is one of those brilliant pieces of fan art that hovers perfectly in the canny valley between sarcasm and…