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Scientists Build World's First Schizophrenic Computer

In an obvious attempt to hasten the destruction of mankind, a team of scientists at the University of Texas at Austin built a neural network and promptly induced in the system a state of digital Schizophrenia. The DISCERN neural network was created, in part, to test a hypothesis that schizophrenic symptoms are a… » 5/06/11 11:20pm 5/06/11 11:20pm

University of Texas Installs Ron Jeremy Sized HDTV

The University of Texas has recently finished installation of a $8 million HDTV that measures 134 feet wide and 55 feet tall at the UT football stadium. This thing is so damn big that the university has to upgrade the utilities throughout the stadium to accommodate the power, also they installed 40 5-ton air… » 8/28/06 11:22am 8/28/06 11:22am