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@FiveLiters: Reminds me of a joke... Back in the Garden of Eden, when God was done making Adam and Eve, He went to them and said that He had a bag of leftover parts and features and asked them, who wanted what feature. He said one of the leftovers was the ability to pee standing up. Adam was thrilled and said "ME ME, I want that" and seeing as how it made Adam so happy, Eve said, sure, he cant have that, so off Adam went, peeing on trees, and whatnot. In the meantime, God turns to Eve and said "Let me see what I have left over for you....Oh yes....multiple orgasms."
Make a network of them going across the nation, each daisy chained to the next, with the first one plugged into the USB port of an old beaten-up Compaq Presario running Windows ME, loaded with AOL, WeatherBug, and Gator, Norton SystemWorks, and WebShots, plugged directly into a nuclear generator.
Then, with the spare USB ports, run USB-powered fans against USB-powered heaters and USB-powered cup warmers against USB-powered coolers. Any spare USB ports will be filled with Humping Dogs.
Then, after it's all set up, run one last USB cable from one of the hubs to the LHC. Boot up the Compaq and tell the UN that if they don't hand over ONE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS, you'll let the Compaq finish its boot sequence. They have one hour to comply.
12/08/08
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What?!?! Don't look at me like that! ...don't act like you weren't curious too!
12/09/08
12/08/08
12/08/08
12/08/08
Back in the Garden of Eden, when God was done making Adam and Eve, He went to them and said that He had a bag of leftover parts and features and asked them, who wanted what feature. He said one of the leftovers was the ability to pee standing up. Adam was thrilled and said "ME ME, I want that" and seeing as how it made Adam so happy, Eve said, sure, he cant have that, so off Adam went, peeing on trees, and whatnot. In the meantime, God turns to Eve and said "Let me see what I have left over for you....Oh yes....multiple orgasms."
Go ahead. Pee on that tree.
12/09/08
Yes, and the ones you buy are pretty cool too...
12/08/08
12/09/08
Yeah, and you're about to be the juiceman....
11/26/08
Then, with the spare USB ports, run USB-powered fans against USB-powered heaters and USB-powered cup warmers against USB-powered coolers. Any spare USB ports will be filled with Humping Dogs.
Then, after it's all set up, run one last USB cable from one of the hubs to the LHC. Boot up the Compaq and tell the UN that if they don't hand over ONE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS, you'll let the Compaq finish its boot sequence. They have one hour to comply.
11/26/08
11/26/08
Have some coffee. The caffeine will even you out and put you in a better mood.
11/26/08
A hub in every port!