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    Worries of Godzilla Vanish with this Mini USB-Powered Zen Garden

    Progress On the March: Brando's SATA Hard Drive Dock Now Has Speakers

    USB Whac-a-Mole Brings Your Carnival Fantasies into Your Cubicle

    Thanko's USB "Bust Beauty Pad" Fights Boob-Chill Epidemic Valiantly

    USB Card Shaver Disguises Your USB Shaving Shame

    Frank Goes Subservient Chicken and Plays With USB Gadgets

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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/27/09

    In reply to Worries of Godzilla Vanish with this Mini USB-Powered Zen Garden
    holy crap that would make a killer drinking game. now you wouldn't be able to use liquore, but it would make for some killer power hour. try to keep up with the bamboo doing a shot a beer every time it tilted. word my lush friend.
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    Image of hyewarrior hyewarrior
    04/27/09

    In reply to Worries of Godzilla Vanish with this Mini USB-Powered Zen Garden
    Now where's the battery operated tampons?
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/28/09

    hyewarrior has a serious mis-understanding of what tampons do.
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    Image of Jon Lundy Jon Lundy
    04/06/09

    In reply to Progress On the March: Brando's SATA Hard Drive Dock Now Has Speakers
    Imagine this with a WD Raptor X drive! I would watch it all day long!
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/06/09

    @Jon Lundy: Holy shit, I feel like the worst tech guy ever. I had to look that up.


    Why can't they put clear covers on the affordable HDDs?

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    Image of Monty Monty
    04/06/09

    In reply to Progress On the March: Brando's SATA Hard Drive Dock Now Has Speakers
    Brando Hard Drive Dock versus iPod Shuffle


    Roses for Shuffle: Far more portable. Connects directly to iTunes. Designed by Apple in California.


    Roses for Brando: Costs less, and actually has volume control buttons.

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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/06/09

    In reply to Progress On the March: Brando's SATA Hard Drive Dock Now Has Speakers
    This is some kind of paradox.


    The more features they add, the less useful it becomes.


    I'm scerd.

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    Image of incubushead incubushead
    04/06/09

    In reply to Progress On the March: Brando's SATA Hard Drive Dock Now Has Speakers
    hmm, speakers that have MAGNETS in them next to my HDD and that also create vibrations to shake the fucker.


    Sounds like they are doing everything they can to break your shit.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    04/06/09

    @incubushead: You do know that the magnets in the speakers are NOTHING compared to the huge ones IN your hard drive, right? Both huge magnets I should say.


    Oh, and of course:

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    04/06/09

    In reply to Progress On the March: Brando's SATA Hard Drive Dock Now Has Speakers
    holy god.... I wonder who you are that inventing this makes sense to you?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/06/09

    In reply to Progress On the March: Brando's SATA Hard Drive Dock Now Has Speakers
    I'm not even sure what the hell to think about this thing. If you use it next to your computer, obviously the built-in speakers are useless.


    Throw in a couple of USB-humping dogs, and I'll forgo my nitpicking.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    04/06/09

    In reply to Progress On the March: Brando's SATA Hard Drive Dock Now Has Speakers
    Needs a webcam. Yeah, def a webcam. And possibly something to mutilate thirst.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/06/09

    @WindySaturday_GitEmSteveDave: I swear to Buddha if you reenact 8MM, you are so off the Christmas list.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    04/06/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I refuse to re-enact bad Nick Cage movies. If I do reenact one of his movies, it will be "Wicker Man".


    The bee's! No!

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    Image of LuckyLakey LuckyLakey
    04/06/09

    @WindySaturday_GitEmSteveDave: you reenact one Nick Cage movie you cover them all..
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    04/06/09

    @LuckyLakey: Sorry, I sometimes need an excuse to punch women out.
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    Image of dwight-schrute dwight-schrute
    04/06/09

    @LuckyLakey: Raising Arizona is the only Nick Cage movie anyone ever needs to watch.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/06/09

    @dwight-schrute: Agreed. Funniest/Best Nick Cage movie ever.
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    Image of TBM-Fan TBM-Fan
    01/13/09

    In reply to Thanko's USB "Bust Beauty Pad" Fights Boob-Chill Epidemic Valiantly
    They really should use a real life model cause i am not convinced that any girl actually likes to wear it
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/14/09

    @TBM-Fan: Especially since some do not wear bras, rendering this thing even less useful.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/13/09

    In reply to Thanko's USB "Bust Beauty Pad" Fights Boob-Chill Epidemic Valiantly
    (Laughing to myself over people getting mad at each other on a post about breasts. Nice to see you guys take them so seriously, a subject near and dear to your heart, as it were.) Mammophiles.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/13/09

    @Curves: It's one of those few timeless joys in our lives that never gets boring, no matter what the frequency of exposure.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/13/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I read a study once (someone actually funded this!) that said that men, in a controlled study, who watched breasts for 30 mins a day are happier and have lower blood pressure, etc. They listed all these benefits (someone actually FUNDED this!) Another unrelated, but equally funny study, the effects of second hand pot smoke. They put 10 people in a very small room with the equiv of like 20 joints burning and the reseachers seemed surprised when the test subjects got a contact buzz (someone actually funded these!). Who says science is boring?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/14/09

    @Curves: Not I, that's for sure.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/13/09

    In reply to Thanko's USB "Bust Beauty Pad" Fights Boob-Chill Epidemic Valiantly
    Hands do it just as well, and maintain a constant temperature. With the built-in voice command, you can also make requests. Massage perhaps.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/13/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Shut up you pervert.
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    Image of sqeakytoy of the apocalypse sqeakytoy of the apocalypse
    01/13/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: and dont for get the other commands like...
    "take your hands off me, I have mace."


    "dont meake me report you."


    And my favorites,


    "doesn't this violate the restraining order / your probation?"

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/13/09

    @sqeakytoy of the apocalypse: Of course these are generally the conditions of unauthorized access, however I was speaking strictly within the confines of consent, where things can just keep going, without the risk of having a cop take you back to his place, or cutting the evening short because you were blinded.
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    Image of MyPetFly MyPetFly
    01/13/09

    In reply to Thanko's USB "Bust Beauty Pad" Fights Boob-Chill Epidemic Valiantly
    So is that doll seeing anyone...?
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    01/13/09

    @MyPetFly:
    Yes. Howard Wolowitz.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    01/13/09

    In reply to Thanko's USB "Bust Beauty Pad" Fights Boob-Chill Epidemic Valiantly
    Hrmmm, this could help me out. Will it fit in my "Bro"?
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    01/13/09

    @PorkchopSandwiches!_GitEmSteveDave: I think the Mankini is better marketed.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    01/13/09

    @zenpoet: The garment, or the guy on The Soup?
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    01/13/09

    @KesselRunner_GitEmSteveDave: Both. Though the Manzire was also a good product. Really, with those three choices, manboob has a lot of choices for coverage and support.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/13/09

    @zenpoet: Term "Manboobs" is outdated. The new mill term is "moobs" which also have "mipples".
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    01/13/09

    @Curves: I like Moobs, but my nipples are still nipples.
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    01/13/09

    @Curves: I don't know, because moobs sounds like something I might like, whereas I am absolutely positive that I do not like manboobs. Its all about the evocative description.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/13/09

    In reply to Thanko's USB "Bust Beauty Pad" Fights Boob-Chill Epidemic Valiantly
    Breasts are one of the LAST parts of a womans body that will get cold, so if they are chilled, this isnt going to help the root problem, put on a parka. (And we all know what happens when laydees get cold, do you really want that to be "fixed"?)
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    Image of ludwigk ludwigk
    01/13/09

    @Curves: I read on some website that heating your breasts was a way to increase bloodflow and certain hormone production to that area, which is done to promote breast tissue growth. This is one of those "natural enhancement" methods which may or may not work better than prayer, etc. I say its the thought that counts!
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    Image of TheSonOfKrypton TheSonOfKrypton
    01/13/09

    @ludwigk: I seriously doubt that. Let's back up and look at the claims that website made dude. Heating a breast would cause thermoreceptors in its tissue to alert the hypothalamus that changes in external environment are introducing error in the breast temperature set point. In the interest of homeostasis, what does the brain command at this point? That's right, a return to normality. Therefore, the hypothalamus would order an immediate vaso-constriction of epithelial blood vessels (in an attempt to reduce heat transfer rate and bring the breast tissues temperature down), serving to REDUCE bloodflow, not INCREASE it. Therefore, all that shit you read is, effectively, bullshit. I fucking hate marketers.
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    Image of sxr7171 sxr7171
    01/13/09

    @TheSonOfKrypton: Gee genius, maybe you should know some basic things about thermoregulation. Constriction occurs in outer vessels when it is cold to keep the warm blood in more interior vessels and hence preserve heat. When it is warm the exterior vessels dilate to release heat to the environment. I would say: "duh, haven't you ever taken a warm shower and noticed that your skin turns pinkish/reddish?" What do you think is causing that genius? Leave basic physiology for students of 6th grade "health" class and maybe you won't make such a fool of yourself.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/13/09

    @sxr7171: Science fights are not as potentially sexy as cat fights, unless they're about the science of sex somehow.


    Now, if you were to both get your Bunsen burners and start spraying flames at each other, that would rock.

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