The intended uses for this hub range from the esoteric to the boring: product testing, ad-hoc mega-NASes and group disk manipulation all make the list, while 49-strong Humping Dog orgies somehow don't. Near-unlimited pluggability doesn't come cheap, with the basic hub—without the pictured reinforcement plates or power supply—rings up at about $650. UK-only for now. [Cambrionix—Thanks, Steven!]

The problem is, the canon and the airplane are both severely underpowered—they only support USB 1.1. These hubs are relics to be perfectly honest. I mean, you wouldn't go to Gettysburg looking for artillery to fight WWIII right? [Cannon and Airplane via GeekAlerts and Geeky Gadgets]

Styled more like a 1950's car accessory than a USB device, the Rota-Rota only looks like it's made of metal. And before you just laugh this off, consider this: you probably have a USB hub or a card reader, but do you know exactly how hot it is in your office? In Celsius and Fahrenheit? That dream is just $15 away, people. [Brando]

With internal voltage regulation (100-240V) and a number of travel plug adapters, the $22 "AC to 5-USB Power Adapter" should keep your USB devices fully charged through the US, Europe and Asia. It also looks a lot like a MacBook charger, which you may or may not love. [Brando]

The USB Tulip Hub is a 4-way port adapter that cleverly hides flexible USB ports into a tulip design. Either plug in your favorite gadget, or rip a flower from its base in a moment of gift-less panic before an impromptu date. You see, a guy with a USB Tulip Hub lives life with a different creed. He's man enough to give a USB port to a girl, as long as it's shaped like a spring flower and shocks him when picked. [fredflare via Nerd Approved]

The Smiling Face USB Hub's head can be rotated a full 360 degrees in order to direct his perkiness to you, no matter where you place him. And if you ever get tired of his overly peppy smile, you can replace his face with other photos that will cheer you up (NSFW). Available in blue and orange, this Smiling Face USB 4-Port Hub will cost you $14. [Gadget4all via Craziest Gadgets]

While only offering 2.1 channel sound, the system does feature 32W of SRS-XT virtual surround, and each of the two speakers can be detached from the bar base and angled/positioned as you see fit.

Compatible with both PCs and Macs, the speakers can connect via USB or 3.5mm jacks, but USB users will benefit from the system's built-in 3-jack USB hub. Not available until June, the iSP200 will run $100 if you're still excited amidst the summer heat.