USB "Port" Wine Gets You Drunk At 480Mb/s

Due to a new EU trade rule, wineries can't use the word "port" on their label unless the wine was actually made in Portugal. California's Peltier Station Winery, however, discovered (or should I say invented?) a loophole: they called their new dessert wine "USB" and put a tree with USB roots on the label. And that's… » 10/29/08 7:15pm 10/29/08 7:15pm

USB Wine Gets You Digitally Drunk

Either this is a somewhat clever gag or the French have untapped the secrets of quantum space distortion, but the USB Wine dispenser plugs into your USB port and dispenses wine. It's available in three colors, inner-city tap, wine, and orange. We're not sure exactly how it works, but it seems like the thing… » 12/13/07 1:30pm 12/13/07 1:30pm