USB "Port" Wine Gets You Drunk At 480Mb/s

Due to a new EU trade rule, wineries can't use the word "port" on their label unless the wine was actually made in Portugal. California's Peltier Station Winery, however, discovered (or should I say invented?) a loophole: they called their new dessert wine "USB" and put a tree with USB roots on the label. And that's… » 10/29/08 7:15pm 10/29/08 7:15pm