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    Chompr Hamburger Grasper Ensures You Don't Spill Ketchup on Your Tuxedo

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    Image of PFunk PFunk
    02/03/09

    In reply to Chompr Hamburger Grasper Ensures You Don't Spill Ketchup on Your Tuxedo
    Doofers are awesome.


    Not sure why using one would mean that someone shouldn't be eating a hamburger, but I guess that's exactly the sort of baseless attempts at elitism we should expect from the self-esteem challenged comment nerds.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/03/09

    @PFunk: You keep your vice grip of absurdity hippie!


    I'll just stick to eating my hot dogs with tongs.

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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    02/03/09

    In reply to Chompr Hamburger Grasper Ensures You Don't Spill Ketchup on Your Tuxedo
    007 can haz cheezburger?
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    Image of Chriswifvanilla Chriswifvanilla
    02/03/09

    In reply to Chompr Hamburger Grasper Ensures You Don't Spill Ketchup on Your Tuxedo
    Actually here in New Zealand there is a Gourmet burger chain called burger fuel, and they offer these things called doofers (which they have a patent for), made from cardboard which you fold into the appropriate shape. They are then used to hold your burger and stop sauce from falling out, which happens regularly for the uninitiated to the doofer.


    [www.burgerfuel.com]

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/03/09

    @Chriswifvanilla: As in gourmet= tiny burger with over-sized bun..
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    02/03/09

    In reply to Chompr Hamburger Grasper Ensures You Don't Spill Ketchup on Your Tuxedo
    If I catch anyone using one of these to eat my burgers, I will shove it so far up their colon that the Cubs will win the Series before they pass it.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    02/03/09

    In reply to Chompr Hamburger Grasper Ensures You Don't Spill Ketchup on Your Tuxedo
    I'm always jawing on and on about how design is so important, that form is just as important as function, etc., etc.


    As it turns out, I was wrong.

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    Image of Scotland Scotland
    02/03/09

    In reply to Chompr Hamburger Grasper Ensures You Don't Spill Ketchup on Your Tuxedo
    I think we're all thinking the same thing.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    02/03/09

    @Scotland: A donkey wearing a tutu while riding a tricycle?
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    Image of admoseremic admoseremic
    02/03/09

    @Scotland: How this will be awesome for my donut hamburgers?



    They always make my fingers sticky. . .

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    02/03/09

    @Scotland: What that rash is and how long I've had it?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    02/03/09

    @admoseremic: What?? Where did you get this picture? I must have those.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    02/03/09

    In reply to Chompr Hamburger Grasper Ensures You Don't Spill Ketchup on Your Tuxedo
    This device is completely superfluous. I just have my servants feed hamburgers to me.
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    Image of P3nnst8r P3nnst8r
    12/12/08

    In reply to Useless Monkey Webcam Smiles and Cheers You On
    Just when I thought that pencil-holder-toting-stuffed-monkey-cum-... void in my technologic heart would never be filled, you once again grace me with joyousness Gizmodo.
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    Image of P3nnst8r P3nnst8r
    12/12/08

    @P3nnst8r: hmm, i did not put those ellipsis there...
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    12/12/08

    In reply to Useless Monkey Webcam Smiles and Cheers You On
    Well, there had to come a camera which wouldn't be great for JerseyCam. This is the one. It is cute though. I would buy it for the monkey.
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    Image of rer89 rer89
    12/11/08

    In reply to Useless Monkey Webcam Smiles and Cheers You On
    Useless??? It seems great for spying on someone -_-
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    Image of momo momo
    12/12/08

    @rer89:

    Obviously it doesn't "LOOK LIKE A CAMERA IS ATTACHED TO IT"S BELLY"
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    Image of zimmi88 zimmi88
    12/12/08

    @momo:

    No... that's just a growth... or birthmark... or mole... or... umm...


    *ahem* Nothing to see here... move along.

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    Image of flaxseed flaxseed
    12/11/08

    In reply to Useless Monkey Webcam Smiles and Cheers You On
    Wh's "rc H"? Nc nm.
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    Image of Erica Ho Erica Ho
    12/11/08

    @flaxseed: Thanks dude.
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    Image of ezman ezman
    12/11/08

    @Erica Ho: I think you have a beautiful name, Erica. I've always thought my name (Eric) was very nice.
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    Image of SpruceStreetPhil SpruceStreetPhil
    12/12/08

    @ezman: creepy...
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    Image of Brian Lam Brian Lam
    12/12/08

    @SpruceStreetPhil: I second that.
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    Image of ezman ezman
    12/12/08

    @Brian Lam @SpruceStreetPhil: Awww... I was just trying to provide a little encouragement. Meh.
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    Image of Erica Ho Erica Ho
    12/13/08

    @ezman: Def appreciated, ez. Fortunately, I love to make fun of my own name myself! :)
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    12/11/08

    In reply to Useless Monkey Webcam Smiles and Cheers You On
    Cute. Kinda screams Nanny-Cam.
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