Ouchy. Fresh from the company that brought you the Uzi comes the TacPen. Made of high-grade aircraft aluminum, it's got two attachments up top to stab your assailant while gathering his or her DNA. I've got DNA harvesters too. Fingernails.
If you're a fan of novelty USB drives, submachine guns, and rap, I've got a treat for you: The Get Busy Committee stuck their upcoming album Uzi Does It on uzi-shaped flash drives to create an unholy threesome. [Wired]
Is your little boy or girl afraid of the dark? Well those times are over, friend.
Click to viewAfter the appalling tragedy in Salt Lake City earlier this week where an 18-year-old gunman began indiscriminately shooting people to death, our thoughts drifted toward arming ourselves to the teeth. The off-duty (and armed) cop on the scene saved countless lives, keeping the gunman pinned down until…