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    Image of jonhapimp jonhapimp
    06/01/09

    In reply to Drowning Man Saved by Vacuum Cleaner Hose
    Doofy "Mom said that when I wear this badge you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law."

    Buffy "Yeah, and Mom also told you not to stick your dick in the vacuum cleaner!"
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    Image of discounteggroll discounteggroll
    06/02/09

    @jonhapimp:


    fine, I'll finish it...


    "Gail Swallows"

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/01/09

    In reply to Drowning Man Saved by Vacuum Cleaner Hose


    In lieu of commenting, I will just provide you with this, and you can make your own sex jokes.

    It's a Mad Lib.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/01/09

    @.357-Wingman of Syrax:


    "I can't believe everything you're going through to save that man's life."

    "Actually, he's been dead for six hours."

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/01/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: It was necessary per Health and Safety guidelines.
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    Image of bill cant fart bill cant fart
    06/01/09

    Flats: What? Where am I?


    Doctor: (walks in) Why, you're in the hospital. This young boy saved your life. He performed CPR for five hours straight.


    SpongeBob: Yeah. They said you'd be okay after the first few minutes, but I just wanted to be sure.

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/01/09

    @bill cant fart: Spongebob is kinky.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    06/01/09

    @.357-Wingman of Syrax: Bad Touch.
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    06/01/09

    In reply to Drowning Man Saved by Vacuum Cleaner Hose
    That's awesome.. most people freak out and won't think that fast. Good job saving his life.


    I just hope that hose wasn't used for other acts.

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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/01/09

    @Shamoononon: Yeah. It's easy to think what you can do when you consider it, but it can be tough when you have to think fast. Glad this guy was there.
     Reply
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/01/09

    In reply to Drowning Man Saved by Vacuum Cleaner Hose
    If it wasn't for the headline and the narrative, I would've put together a different story.


    The ambiguously gay duo, still a team well after retirement, enjoy a round of underwater Eskimo kisses

    Jokes aside, this is an awesome story.

     Reply
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    Image of Takamofo Takamofo
    06/01/09

    In reply to Drowning Man Saved by Vacuum Cleaner Hose
    Sucks to be him.
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    Image of Gann Gann
    06/02/09

    @Takamofo: Blows to be his friend.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    03/10/09

    In reply to Electrolux Vacuum Ad Pokes Fun at Suicide, Really Does Suck
    This one really takes the cake for you, but it was OK to make jokes when people were almost killed when the 70-something man drove through a Mac Store?


    You have interesting boundaries as to what is and is not tasteless.

     Reply
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