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    Image of Curves Curves
    06/01/09

    In reply to Vader Back Buddy Pack Still Not As Lame As Those Three Prequels
    I love this. It would be really cool if it came with the "breathing" noise Vadar makes. The most bad ass backpack ever.
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    06/02/09

    @Curves: Just load up 'Vader' with a ton of crap, then strap him to your back. After a couple flights of stairs you can supply the wheezing sound effects...
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    06/01/09

    In reply to Vader Back Buddy Pack Still Not As Lame As Those Three Prequels
    Huuuuuuu..Luke...haawwwwww....the Dark Side...huuuuuuu..has got your...haaaaawwwwww....back..huuuuuuuu..
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    05/31/09

    In reply to Vader Back Buddy Pack Still Not As Lame As Those Three Prequels
    "Lord Vader, if both of your hands are on my shoulders, then what are you poking my back with? And why are you giggling?"
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    05/31/09

    In reply to Vader Back Buddy Pack Still Not As Lame As Those Three Prequels
    I didn't know Sarah Silverman got a new emo look.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    02/03/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake
    "If you only knew what happened that night. Uncle Tobi never told you what happened."

    "He told me enough! He told me that I am ready to be a dad! "

    "No, I AM the father!"

    "No. No. That's not true. That's impossible! "

    "Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"

    "Noooooooo!"
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    Image of frigg frigg
    02/03/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake
    I think I saw that on House. It's a medical condition caused by polyspermic zygotes where some infants are born with a symbiant Darth Vader growing out of their back. It's rare, but most doctors see about 1 or 2 cases a year.
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    02/03/09

    @frigg: I thought it was midichlorians which caused that?
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    02/03/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake
    And for the Seinfeld reference...


    "Maybe the Sith lord ate your baby?"

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    02/03/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake
    Darth Baby just doesn't have the same menacing tone to it...
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    02/03/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake
    "Sister? Sister!" he bellowed. " Your feelings have now betrayed her too….Twins!" he roared triumphantly. " If you will not turn to the Dark Side, perhaps shewill"
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    02/03/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake
    Darth Vader did have a little girl...remember Liea?? or did we also forget about his son Luke as well?
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    02/03/09

    @wirelessdeo: No we didn't forget Luke. But we've been trying REAL HARD!
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    02/03/09

    @wirelessdeo: "That piece of cake is our last hope..."


    "No, there is another. In the fridge, behid the blue milk."

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    02/03/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake
    Everybody loves babies......even the dark side.
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    Image of timak timak
    02/03/09

    @St Curves of the Vascilating Icon: I must be darker than Vader then. I can't stand the stinky noisy drooling things. I had one of my own, and I like him 100% more now that he can walk, talk, and wipe his own damn ass.
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    02/03/09

    @timak: LOL! By virtue of the fact that you kept the stinkly, noisy little drooler shows SOME of The Force is still in you. (That or your wife made you.)


    I wonder if there is a Mrs. Vader and if so, does Darth have to listen to her at home and take out the trash, take his turn at 2 a.m. feedings, cut the grass, and stuff like that.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    02/03/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake
    Well, what they don't tell you is that this cake had to be made at Wal Mart b/c they went to ShopRite, but the baker there wouldn't decorate the cake like it is, due to the mass genocide committed on Alderan.
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    02/03/09

    @PunchesSmallAnimals_GitEmSteve...: In case anyone doesn't understand my comment: [news.google.com]
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    02/03/09

    @PunchesSmallAnimals_GitEmSteve...: I heard your f'ed up news Hitler reference. Well played Sah!
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    Image of VakeroRokero VakeroRokero
    02/03/09

    @PunchesSmallAnimals_GitEmSteve...: What a great idea! naming your kid Adolf Hitler in New Jersey is priceless!
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    02/03/09

    @VakeroRokero: You'll notice that it was made in PA.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/03/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake
    But the topping contains potassium benzoate.


    ........


    that's bad.

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    02/03/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: But it comes with a free "Frogurt"!


    that's good.

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    02/03/09

    @PunchesSmallAnimals_GitEmSteve...: (canonical)
    The "Frogurt" is cursed.
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    02/03/09

    @dingus: Can I go now?
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    Image of AKAuser AKAuser
    02/03/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake
    There is still good in him.
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    02/03/09

    @AKAuser: Yes. Sugary goodness...
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