I found shovels, tarps, maps of the Pine Barrens w/x's drawn on it, QuickLime, and a copy of "Hit Man" to be signs of a possible bad side to someone. Took me a few "bad dates" and being woken up after I must have sleepwalked over the side of a bridge after tying myself up to figure that out. Live and learn I guess!
Well, if you consider indulging and cheap beer, playing MMORPG, and trolling the Internet romantic, than sure, I sure do have a romantic evening planned for tomorrow.
@furrowed: What a crybaby that guy was. Someone needs to tell him to man up. If you want some strange at least have enough common sense to hit it and quit it. Don't loiter around and for God's sake, never, ever fall asleep. He got off light and should consider himself lucky and duly warned. I'll bet he thinks twice before doing that again anytime soon..
Listen, Amazon, I'm flattered really. You are without a doubt one of my favorite websites. I love websites, and I love you, but just not in that way. So hey, let's not let thins get wierd between us. We're cool?
@Brian Lam: Leave the blood on the Banhammer as a warning to future morons. As you know, there is a never ending supply. Ms. Ho is a great writer and an asset to Giz and I am glad to see you enabling her to keep on producing more of her work for our enjoyment.
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Well, if you consider indulging and cheap beer, playing MMORPG, and trolling the Internet romantic, than sure, I sure do have a romantic evening planned for tomorrow.
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Awww... I thought that was a young Michael Douglas.
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I cleaned the game room. Due to our lack of a game room.
I hooked up the surround sound! Due to the fact that I wouldn't want her to touch my shit.
I bought you a new speed boat. Due to the fact that we're not rich assholes.
And the monkey one. I don't want a monkey and she knows it.
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