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    The Rooster Booster: A Shrinkage-Fighting Wonderbra For Your Boys

    A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)

    Say You Love Her with Heart-Shaped Pork Dumplings

    What the Hell, Cisco?

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    Image of Curves Curves
    02/14/09

    In reply to The Rooster Booster: A Shrinkage-Fighting Wonderbra For Your Boys
    Once upon a time a NonGiZ reader asked a Giz reader, "How do I make my junk bigger so the ladies on the beach will look at me?" GizRead said "Get a potato and put it in your Speedo and then the ladies will stare". Some time later, NonGiz comes back to Giz with a status update. He said "All the ladies stared but they laughed too. I wonder why." GizRead says, "Well let me see how it looks". After he looks at NonGizs Speedo a minute, he said "Yeah. I see the problem. Youre supposed to put the potato in the front, not the back".
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    02/14/09

    In reply to The Rooster Booster: A Shrinkage-Fighting Wonderbra For Your Boys
    That thing looks like a beak.
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    Image of Monty Monty
    02/14/09

    In reply to A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)
    My wife is going to be pissed that you have photos of me taking pictures of - er - yes -- okay, I'm in trouble.
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    Image of Fierock Fierock
    02/14/09

    In reply to The Rooster Booster: A Shrinkage-Fighting Wonderbra For Your Boys
    Most women just don't get it, and most men won't tell you - it's not so much about the penile shrinkage and its turtle-head like appearance (though the potential for that embarrassment must certainly be managed); the bigger (err, more serious) problem is the testicular shrinkage and how the testes twist, bunch up and recede to depths rarely experienced since in utero - and the regressive emotions which go along with that.


    What bathing suit designers really need is incorporate a pocket under the balls meant to hold one of those hand warmers that are normally used in your gloves in winter (mind you, they don't want it to get too warm rendering all the swimmers sterile).

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/14/09

    @Fierock: Uhhhh.. my sack just tightened up reading that. Thanks..
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    02/14/09

    In reply to Say You Love Her with Heart-Shaped Pork Dumplings
    They don't. How do trolls quality as commenters? Huh? Huh??


    Yah, admit it, I got ya!

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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    02/14/09

    In reply to A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)
    If I see a NSFW tag, I want some F-ing NSFW? There ain't no NSFW in there! WTF? BBQ!
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    Image of deathbytray deathbytray
    02/13/09

    In reply to A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)
    I think at least one of the so-called "pretty girls" is a dude.
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    Image of MrBlahBlah MrBlahBlah
    02/14/09

    @deathbytray: yeah i got that impression too
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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    02/13/09

    In reply to The Rooster Booster: A Shrinkage-Fighting Wonderbra For Your Boys
    I dont care what this says. Because ya know what? This picture has just shrunk my sex drive in half.


    Yick. Please, just wear swim trunks where I don't have to see you c**k all mushed up? Besides, if I know what I'm getting I don't really care what the water temporarily does to "his" appearance. Cause I'll fix any shrinkage reallllllly quick.


    Oh and is anyone else *still working? Because I am. I am taking a 2 minute breather on my Mac while my evil Motorola issued laptop from hell reboots after having a shit-fit from handling Adobe Acrobat Professional.


    And now really, how does this video explain the patent? Or *anything* about the product other then it has something to protect your family jewels?

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    Image of KanSer KanSer
    02/13/09

    In reply to The Rooster Booster: A Shrinkage-Fighting Wonderbra For Your Boys
    Only guys with tiny dicks fear shrinkage, and they only fear it vocally to deflect and pre-empt the fact that people might be able to see that it's small.


    It only gets big when it needs to. If it does get big when it needs to then good for you. If it doesn't, just keep making excuses. Loser.

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    Image of YalenaActor YalenaActor
    02/13/09

    @KanSer: For a guy talking about other guys dicks you sure sound like one yourself.
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    Image of Ethan Shaffer Ethan Shaffer
    02/13/09

    @YalenaActor: Actually, I kinda agree with KanSer. I don't think anyone should worry what their dick looks like in "standby mode."
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    02/13/09

    @Ethan Shaffer: Well, us woman have to worry about what tits look like in standby mode... and believe me, we notice.... har har har.
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Ethan Shaffer Ethan Shaffer
    02/13/09

    @Shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: haha. Nice. I don't mind if someone sees me in standby. I actually have a really funny story about it, if you care to know.
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    Image of YalenaActor YalenaActor
    02/13/09

    @Ethan Shaffer: Everyone wants to know.
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    Image of Ethan Shaffer Ethan Shaffer
    02/13/09

    @YalenaActor: Since I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not, I'll assume it isn't.


    {spoilers}

    So I have this really close friend who actually used to be my girlfriend. The other day she asked me how big my dick was, and I gave her the standby size. And then I continued to tell her that I just needed to think about her and then measure it again.

    {/spoilers}


    She was not very impressed with the standby size...

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/14/09

    @Ethan Shaffer: She used to be your girlfriend and she doesn't remember the size of your tool?


    Sounds like she wasn't impressed with the guns ready size either.. j/k

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    Image of Ethan Shaffer Ethan Shaffer
    02/14/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake: Haha... She never saw it while we were dating. We only dated for 10 days and the most sexual thing we ever did was kiss.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    02/16/09

    @Ethan Shaffer: Yes, it IS dating regardless of sexual activity. (PS-Kissing is the most intimate sexual activity there is, if you do it right.)
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/13/09

    In reply to The Rooster Booster: A Shrinkage-Fighting Wonderbra For Your Boys
    They should have called it the Penis Mightier...


    "You've got yourself a goldmine there Trebek!"

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    Image of Ethan Shaffer Ethan Shaffer
    02/13/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake: I was wondering if someone would've said that already. looks like I got here late.
     Reply
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/14/09

    @Ethan Shaffer: Better late than premature when it comes to Penis Mightiers....
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    Image of rgspb rgspb
    02/13/09

    In reply to The Rooster Booster: A Shrinkage-Fighting Wonderbra For Your Boys
    Any self respecting "mo" would never wear a swimsuit like this! Plus, we all know a well fitting cock-ring is all you need to lift and separate.
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    02/13/09

    @rgspb: Thanks, and I use a blow dryer on me ass and 'other places' after I take a shower because otherwise I don't feel clean.


    Too much information? Ya get my drift?

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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/14/09

    @Shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: Hey they have this ting called a towel. I'm told it works pretty good...
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    Image of Brenden Davis Brenden Davis
    02/13/09

    In reply to The Rooster Booster: A Shrinkage-Fighting Wonderbra For Your Boys
    Like looking into the sun? More like looking at the fork that is flying into your eye and not being able to blink before it hits...
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    Brenden Davis was starred Brenden Davis was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    02/13/09

    @Brenden Davis: So... you're saying this isn't eye candy?
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/14/09

    @Shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: That depends on your tastes in candy...
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    Image of KanSer KanSer
    02/13/09

    In reply to A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)
    Pervs? Who's a perv? Why's that jubbly-shot censored?
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    KanSer was starred KanSer was unstarred
    Image of ceilingFANBOY ceilingFANBOY
    02/13/09

    @KanSer: It's not censored. Her jubblies actually look like that.
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    02/13/09

    In reply to Say You Love Her with Heart-Shaped Pork Dumplings
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    02/13/09

    In reply to A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)
    What's up with that one topless girl? What is she supposed to be?
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    02/13/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: Topless Girl is Topless. Do you really need more information? Just enjoy the tits!
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    Image of FlameEye FlameEye
    02/14/09

    @BeautifulAgony: But, but, they're blurred out!
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    Image of TBM-Fan TBM-Fan
    02/14/09

    @FlameEye: yeah and we all know that it sucks
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    Image of William_III_Earl_of_Dastardshire William_III_Earl_of_Dastardshire
    02/14/09

    @TBM-Fan: Uh, I don't know whether I'd like to see her tits. She looks a bit like a female Latin-American wrestler turned crack hoe to me.
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    02/14/09

    @William_III_Earl_of_Dastardshi...: You say that like it's a bad thing... ;) Admit it, you'd be thrilled if mom hired her for your birthday party!!
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