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    Blood Energy Potion Cures Imaginary Afflicitions Four Hours At A Time

    Blood Energy Drink Surprisingly Not Comprised of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst

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    Image of fuchikoma fuchikoma
    10/21/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Potion Cures Imaginary Afflicitions Four Hours At A Time
    I love bizarre soft drinks (Crystal Pepsi, Yop, Orbitz, ラムネ) so I'll check this out if I can get some. Hopefully they don't thicken it with a ton of corn syrup... for that price/size, only one though.

    Funny that they'd have instructions for warming it up, considering it's fruit punch flavored - mmm, hot, thick fruit punch syrup... bleh.

    Looks like it'd fit in a pocket really easily though! I'd take uncarbonated drinks in bag-flasks if they're big enough! #bloodenergypotion
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/20/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Potion Cures Imaginary Afflicitions Four Hours At A Time
    Coming soon to a Hot Topic near you.. #bloodenergypotion
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    Image of fleebailey33 fleebailey33
    10/20/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®:
    its creepy that your right, and i can't wait till a kid gets kicked out of school for this... #bloodenergypotion
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    10/20/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Potion Cures Imaginary Afflicitions Four Hours At A Time
    I tried it once but it only gives me 1hp. Useless.

    I just sell em back to Vance.
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    Edited by ripfire at 10/20/09 7:18 PM ripfire was starred ripfire was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/20/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Potion Cures Imaginary Afflicitions Four Hours At A Time
    It'd be more fun to stuff a cooler full of these and just toss them to random people in the street. They won't read the label. They'll just think some whackjob is handing them blood that may have been stolen from a blood bank. #bloodenergypotion
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    10/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: What a twisted turn of thought you have…

    ... I love it! #bloodenergypotion
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: These things are like water balloons for PETA activists..
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/20/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Potion Cures Imaginary Afflicitions Four Hours At A Time
    Red Gatorade? #bloodenergypotion
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    Image of met2art met2art
    10/20/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Potion Cures Imaginary Afflicitions Four Hours At A Time
    Feeling negative? Don't worry, B positive... #bloodenergypotion
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    Image of Griffehpoo Griffehpoo
    09/28/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Drink Surprisingly Not Comprised of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst
    "Instructions for warming to 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit on back"

    For Humans:
    1. Place pack gently under armpit (right or left will work).
    2. Squeeze lightly.
    3. Wait 10-12 minutes.
    4. Open and enjoy!

    For Vampires:
    1. Find a living human.
    2. Perform steps 1-4 above as directed.
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    Brisco_County_Jr promoted this comment Edited by Griffehpoo at 09/28/09 2:36 PM Griffehpoo was starred Griffehpoo was unstarred
    Image of ddmeightball ddmeightball
    09/28/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Drink Surprisingly Not Comprised of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst
    Showed this to my 13yo female cousin. First words out of her mouth were "OMG!?! IS THAT WHERE I CAN GET EDWARD AND JACOBS BLOOD!!! EEEE!!!!!!!" I proceeded to cringe and shake my head at her...
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    Image of Segador Segador
    09/28/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Drink Surprisingly Not Comprised of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst
    Drinkers of Mana Potions and Blood Pack drinkers, unite in dork-tacular glory!
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    Image of WCD_Thor WCD_Thor
    09/28/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Drink Surprisingly Not Comprised of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst
    I want HBO or whoever owns True Blood to actually make True Blood . . . just not blood flavored . . .
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    Image of shalegac shalegac
    09/28/09

    @WCD_Thor: They are. It's orange flavored.
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    Image of avconsumer2 avconsumer2
    09/28/09

    @WCD_Thor:

    [store.hbo.com]
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    Image of Skyman747 Skyman747
    09/28/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Drink Surprisingly Not Comprised of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst
    They should just stick to their Clamato. At least it's healthier for them than this shit.
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    Image of ridgecity ridgecity
    09/27/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Drink Surprisingly Not Comprised of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst
    real vampires wannabes only drink sangria.
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    Image of amandizzle amandizzle
    09/27/09

    @ridgecity: Hey, I drink Sangria... crap. Have I been unknowingly drinking the drink of choice of wannabes everywhere?

    Freaking fake vampires... :\
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    Image of jakebathman jakebathman
    09/27/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Drink Surprisingly Not Comprised of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst
    This makes me think of the trailer I just saw for "Daybreakers" where almost everyone is a vampire and they're running out of humans

    and no one wants synthetic blood, they want the real thing

    [www.imdb.com]
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    Image of Scotland Scotland
    09/27/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Drink Surprisingly Not Comprised of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst
    Possible flavours?

    O− Orange
    O+ Olive?
    A− Apple
    A+ Apricot
    B− Banana
    B+ Blackcurrant
    AB− Assorted berries
    AB+ Apple and Blackcurrant
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    Image of jakebathman jakebathman
    09/27/09

    @Scotland: +1 for AB
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    Image of PreachingLlama PreachingLlama
    09/27/09

    @Scotland: I'd say:

    O- Orange (no bits)
    O+ Orange (bits)

    ;)
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    Image of otko otko
    09/27/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Drink Surprisingly Not Comprised of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst
    Anyone else sick of the whole vampire craze?
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    Image of Effin' Eh Effin' Eh
    09/27/09

    @otko: What vampire craze? Honestly, I don't see an increase in the amount of vampire stuff coming out. But theres a fuckton of zombie movies and video games ever since Shaun of the Dead.
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    09/27/09

    @Effin' Eh: I'd rather deal with zombies.
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    Image of amandizzle amandizzle
    09/27/09

    @Effin' Eh: I'll just put it out there: I'm over both vampires AND zombies. What's Frankenstein's monster? Give me a good Frankenstein's monster craze...
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    Image of otko otko
    09/27/09

    @Effin' Eh: ahem

    True Blood
    Twilight books
    Twilight films
    Twilight Beauty Products
    Blood drinks (now 2 of them)
    The Vampire Diaries
    The kids trying to be vampires on South Park
    etc, etc, so on and so forth.
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    Image of CoHPhasor CoHPhasor
    09/27/09

    @amandizzle: No thanks,... Werewolf women of the S.S.? Yes Plllleeeeeeaase!
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    Image of amandizzle amandizzle
    09/27/09

    @OMG! CoHPhasors: Oh don't worry, you'll probably see a lot more werewolves, there's a whole pack of boys playing them in Twilight.
    And let's see... there's a show on the BBC that has Vampires, Werewolves, AND a ghost...
    They're everywhere. Maybe not as sexy as your S.S. werewomen. ;)
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