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Vatican Buys Palm for $800 Million

ROME (Agencies) - The Vatican has bought Palm Inc. in an $800-million cash, stock, and souls deal, a move that analysts are calling a bold bid to reconvert the Catholic Church into the number one mobile operator for communication with God. The purchase is the culmination of Pope Benedict XVI's new push into the mobile arena. More »

10:00 AM on Mon May 12 2008
By Jesus Diaz
60,682 views, 178 comments

Latest by n/a: Not sure how that's great writing. If you're making up the story, you can present it in any light that you want. The gag was cute, but went too long to be funny. more »