Oh yeah, the Vatican - specially the pope - is so taking a kindler, gentler, more active role in science and technological progress these days... #vatican
I don't want any reprobate aliens polluting God's chosen species with their otherworldly pagan nonsense. We must shun the tares from the stars with extreme conviction people. And you, my brothers and sisters, will help Jesus Our Lord and Savior to vanquish the foulness from the sky with all the available modern technologies God has granted us through man's intellect.
Am I wrong in assuming that the Vatican has these artifacts because they murdered their inventors for blasphemy, and hid them from the world? #vaticansecretstorehouse
@daweinst: yes, you are. but it's understandable. i mean, if only you were somehow connected to a vast, worldwide network of information where you could research things like historical facts, it would probably be weird for you to make such an assumption. but since such a thing is obviously out of the reach of the common internet-user, such mistakes are bound to occur. #vaticansecretstorehouse
Solar power isn't a bad idea. I mean, Pope Palpatine now has a way to charge up the super laser on his fully functional battlestation and can still look good to the enviro types.
Give it a few years and the Vatican will send the Earth on an intercept course for Alderaan.
Ptolemic planetary system jokes are passe now. If you want to make fun of the Vatican, you're going to have to stick to the regular staple of funny hats and secret lasciviousness.
The vehicle he had chosen was not an unreasonable substitute for burros. It was extremely rugged, easy to operate, and almost foolproof. It drew its power from six square yards of sunpower screens on its low curved roof. These drove a constant- load motor, or, when halted, replenished the storage battery against cloudy weather, or night travel. The bearings were 'everlasting', and every moving part, other than the caterpillar treads and the controls, were sealed up, secure from inexpert tinkering.
Uhm, the Roman Catholic church currently has one of the most progressive views on science, evolution, and the origins of the universe. They even have their own observatory.
@SpongeSteveSquareDave_GitEmSteveDave: Poppycock. The holy grail was actually the biblical equivalent of a modern day paper Dixie cup. Jesus wasn't big on flatware, as he figured there wasn't much point in investing in lots of fancy dishes or a personalized mug that said "Christ" on the side, what with only a few years of adulthood to manage 12 disciples with.
@Kaiser-Machead: Which is why the Grail Indy picked to save his dear old dad was a plain wooden cup--the cup of a carpenter. It's amazing the religious truths that Harrison Ford and George Lucas can teach you--oh and Sean Connery too.
@ThickSkinned: I never said I liked being Catholic, or that I currently support all or even many of the Church's positions on social topics. I was simply pointing out that they aren't the ones pushing Intelligent Design upon school systems in the U.S.
@ThickSkinned: Abstinence, which the Catholics are proponents of, is a better defense against STDs. But we don't really need to get into a fight about this.
@Yinzers Are People Too: Or possibly even the husk of any large fruit available in the region. The cup is not important, and was likely lost along with everything else into obscure piles of ancient dishware.
@thatoneguy42: Let's look here... One friend, one follower. Oh it's the same person.
Get back to me when you've said something useful enough for people to pay attention to you.
However, in my ADD addled typing, I left out "Of all religions." and if you knew anything the about modern-day (Past 200 years or so) Roman Catholic Church you'd not have made that statement.
Just because they disagree with doing some things for moral/ethical grounds does not mean that they do not embrace and in fact further science. In fact, quite a bit of science has come out of the church in the past 200 years. (Gallileo being declared a heretic aside... But that was over 200 years ago.)
@Lite: of Other Days: ouch, the old "No OnE FoRRows yooooo" that's fuckin original. i don't give a crap. not gonna change my view on the church in the slightest. maybe when your nazi youth pope discovers warp speed i'll cede the point to you. but i'm not worried.
@thatoneguy42: Ah yes... Let's try this differently. Take that posting style back to Kotaku. Your moronic rambling about anti-religion has nothing to do with scientific discovery, or the pope.
Accepting truths about something isn't the same as supporting it. IE: The church's contributions to science. It doesn't mean I have to like or support the church.
@matopete: Hundreds of Hookah and Bong smokers descend on the Vatican City to block the sun. Until the Vatican Soldiers come... and sing a song about what lesson they should learn!
Rome-a Dome-a dooble-dee-dee we have a message from the Pope for thee...
@SpongeSteveSquareDave_GitEmSteveDave: I stopped reading "Angels and Demons" when Dan Brown started describing these guys as some sort of elite commando force.
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Also, that picture is funny as hell. #vatican
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Shuuunnnnnnnnnnn-ah #vatican
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a planiterium is huge, theatrically large.
this is an orrery. #vaticansecretstorehouse
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PS: Next time feel free to tag a correction with #rosafuzuckedup
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Give it a few years and the Vatican will send the Earth on an intercept course for Alderaan.
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Ptolemic planetary system jokes are passe now. If you want to make fun of the Vatican, you're going to have to stick to the regular staple of funny hats and secret lasciviousness.
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Bullet proofing and light weight are currently at odds with each other.
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... "Colors that End in 'urple'"
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@Lite: does not like fishsticks...: So are you saying the Papal Space Telescope will replace Hubble?
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Get back to me when you've said something useful enough for people to pay attention to you.
However, in my ADD addled typing, I left out "Of all religions." and if you knew anything the about modern-day (Past 200 years or so) Roman Catholic Church you'd not have made that statement.
Just because they disagree with doing some things for moral/ethical grounds does not mean that they do not embrace and in fact further science. In fact, quite a bit of science has come out of the church in the past 200 years. (Gallileo being declared a heretic aside... But that was over 200 years ago.)
Next time learn 2 troll better.
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yep and Earth is only 6,000 years old
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Accepting truths about something isn't the same as supporting it. IE: The church's contributions to science. It doesn't mean I have to like or support the church.
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Rome-a Dome-a dooble-dee-dee we have a message from the Pope for thee...
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