With all due respect, you don't argue with a man who's 6'4" and full of muscles. He just smiles and gives you a iSnack 2.0 sandwich, you stfu and like it.
@Kaiser 'Pervy-nano' Machead: I hear they're into that in the land down under--you're better off just beating him to death with a fin-wielded great white. That gets the message across right quick. Be sure to throw in a few "yo mama" jokes using marsupials and exiled convicts.
@FaRReR: Australia - greatest country in the world.... as a matter of fact I am going to pop some toast in the toaster, butter it up, and spread a little vmite on it, delicious.
@Pixlmonkey: Inasmuch as Sean Hannity is a greasy little squirt of shit, I'd say that's an argument for Australia as the greatest country in the world.
Wow, can see there are a lot of comments here from the under educated (i.e. those who have never tasted the product).
The new Vegemite is actually a blend of Vegemite and Cream Cheese which takes away the sharp taste of the normal Vegemite (which will remain as a product).
It is this sharp taste that those wimps who don't like Vegemite find hard to stomach (in Australia we like to call those wimps foreigners).
This new Vegemite would be more suitable for these wimps and other men who like to wear dresses.
@EdanGroton: Only in Australia would they "improve" the flavor of Vegemite by adding cream cheese. Someone needs to spread the word in Australia, circumcision is not a procedure to remove the child's taste buds.
@Kaiser 'Pervy-nano' Machead: Kaiser.. man.. have you ever had that stuff.. it's like moldy sock concentrate. That is absolutely the last thing I want to think of when I'm licking anything off of her. (shivers)
when i want to make the right impression, but i'm just not sure how to do it, i break out the vegemite and spread it on my chest. it makes my hugs that much more effective.
"hello, mr president."
"hello, anonymoose."
"i like your hair but disagree with your foreign policy."
"thank you anonymoose. your kind words are kind. but also, you make me sad with your comments."
"my apologies, mr president. i will give you a hug now."
"that's all i ever wanted."
This reminds me of the time I was backpacking in Belgium. I was kind of lost and ran into this giant dude. Tall and really ripped. I asked him if he spoke English, but he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite iSnack 2.0 sandwich.
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And if you don't like it, you're a pussy.
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and also, i'm glad pussies don't like vegemite. i mean, could you imagine a vagina full of vegemite
*barfs...but guiltily gets turned on a bit...barfs again*
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Not according to Sean Hannity, it ain't.
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The new Vegemite is actually a blend of Vegemite and Cream Cheese which takes away the sharp taste of the normal Vegemite (which will remain as a product).
It is this sharp taste that those wimps who don't like Vegemite find hard to stomach (in Australia we like to call those wimps foreigners).
This new Vegemite would be more suitable for these wimps and other men who like to wear dresses.
VEGEMITE RULES!!
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"hello, mr president."
"hello, anonymoose."
"i like your hair but disagree with your foreign policy."
"thank you anonymoose. your kind words are kind. but also, you make me sad with your comments."
"my apologies, mr president. i will give you a hug now."
"that's all i ever wanted."
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As my grandma used to say "Don't fuck with my Nutella!"
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2.0 is a bigger number, however, and is therefore better.
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