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    Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
    Excuse my brain lapse for typing apply as applie... #verticalbed
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment Incoherent was starred Incoherent was unstarred
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    11/05/09

    @Incoherent: Psst. You can edit comments using that little pencil icon. #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
    Good luck getting in the subway in NYC wearing this thing if you're not white, blonde, and a model. NSA will be up your exit tunnel rather quickly. #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    @Digo: god forbid if you're white, blonde, and a model and you fall asleep on the NYC subway...
    youll wake up to a hobo molesting you #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    @sabretoooth: I guess you get molested either way then. The difference is one way you're getting molested illegally and the other your molestation is authorized by the government. I'm not sure which one is worse. #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    @Digo: If you don't get molested, the terrorists win. #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
    This product should be assigned to one of Ken's victims.
    After all, if you really need something like that YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
    Dork-tipping sounds kinda fun, actually. #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
    I'm thinking hunting vertical sleepers with warm glasses of water could be a nascent sport... #verticalbed
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    Image of BergenCountyJC can edit his name? BergenCountyJC can edit his name?
    11/05/09

    In reply to Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
    Grate not included? #verticalbed
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    Image of thepeopleselbow thepeopleselbow
    11/05/09

    In reply to Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
    Even justin timberlake didn't make it look cool in the picture. #verticalbed
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment thepeopleselbow was starred thepeopleselbow was unstarred
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    11/05/09

    @thepeopleselbow: Looks more like Brad Pitt to me. #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    @Rosa Golijan: And I was thinking David Beckham. And in all three cases none of them could make this look "cool". #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    @Andrew Dickerson: I know of at least one male celeb crush that would do the trick, but I'll keep that my private, dirty little thought. #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
    The only thing missing is a strap that holds your arm to your head so you look like you're talking on the phone. Otherwise you might get arrested for vagrancy. #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
    I love how devices such as this are always in a briefcase. (Bicycles, cars, beds, etc.) They're never in something that calls to their real demographic, like a hobo sack, a paper bag or a satchel constructed of an old flannel shirt and some duct tape. If you need to sleep during your walk to work, you might need to consider a change of occupation or lifestyle. #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
    Can I use it while going 70 mph on the Southern State Parkway? #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: As long as you've got some subway grating going along for the trip, yes. #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

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    It looks like a Victorian-era cure for bonitis. #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
    Now you can do the Guido lean* without having to be in your car.

    *It's a Jersey thing... #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
    Reminds me of that scene in The Princess Bride when they attack the castle...
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment Edited by spectralveil at 11/05/09 7:42 AM spectralveil was starred spectralveil was unstarred
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
    I was laughing when I read this, but, I can see where making use of a long commute for time management could be handy. Good thing you will be asleep so you dont see all the other people making fun of you. #verticalbed
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
    Where's the strap to keep the mouth breather's, well, mouth shut? #verticalbed
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