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    Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well

    Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries

    Butt-Crack Detector: Plumbers Are So Hot These Days

    Vibrating Alarm Clock Jiggles Your Face Awake

    Massage Pants Soothe the Parts Other Pants Just Can't Reach

    Vibrating Automatic Soap: One Less Barrier to Cleanliness
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    Image of qbrad qbrad
    09/02/09

    In reply to Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well
    Women don't typically like gadgets. Sure you get the fabulous one or two on here, but this is clearly made for men. Men who put on makeup. They don't have any of these left in any Duane Reades in Chelsea.
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    Image of thornapple thornapple
    09/02/09

    In reply to Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well
    What is with sticking vibrating things in household items?

    Toothbrushes, disposable razors, and now mascara?! What sort of long thin object will they stick a motor in next?
     Reply
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    09/02/09

    In reply to Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well
    I think Jezebel should also review this product.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    09/02/09

    @DennyCrane: And Fleshbot too...
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    Image of toblathe toblathe
    09/02/09

    In reply to Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well
    Lady products on Giz? I'm sure both female subscribers are ecstatic!
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    Image of Joanna Stern Joanna Stern
    09/02/09

    @toblathe: I've got more than two friends. I think.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    09/02/09

    In reply to Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well
    This can be acheived less expensively by applying mascara in a badly hung over state. The hand shakes are way better than a vibrating applicator. (I saw a rolling mascara applicator recently as well, and that one made a little more sense than this one does.)
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    Image of Renegade Renegade
    09/02/09

    @Curves: Uhm I think this is for putting Mascara on your hoo-ha
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    09/02/09

    @RenegadeIrishman_IsFullOfStars: Emogina?
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    Image of aec007 aec007
    09/02/09


    @Curves:

    If anything is to be said for the end results... maybe Alice Cooper has ahead of it's time...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    09/02/09

    In reply to Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well
    Love the title. Subtle, yet sexily obvious.

    But lemme ask you something. Can this thing be used to clean out old aquarium pump tubing?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    09/02/09

    In reply to Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well
    What is it with you women and your battery operated, vibrating devices...??

    Aren't us men good enough anymore?
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    09/02/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: We were never good enough, they just needed to convince us otherwise until we invented the electric motor.
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    Image of SJRNWT SJRNWT
    09/02/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I'm sick of putting in all this effort, it's 2009. I'm switching teams.
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    Image of Jux Jux
    09/02/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: You gotta watch out for the ones that forgo the battery operated devices for those with a straight up AC adapter. You've seen them before - the women at the end of the bar that even tequila can't turn into an option at last call.
     Reply
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    09/02/09

    @SJRNWT: Good luck with that. You'll miss the boobies
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    09/02/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: A few breast implants and a razor and you'll never know. I mean, I'd presume you wouldn't know.
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    Image of ddmeightball ddmeightball
    09/02/09

    @anexanhume: Had a few times guessing wrong I take it?
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    Image of anon anon
    09/02/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Some of us are.
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    09/02/09

    @ddmeightball: Well, they feel real to me, I just haven't tested them on anyone yet. Dammit, I've said too much.
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    Image of SJRNWT SJRNWT
    09/02/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I couldn't sign the contract....
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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    09/02/09

    @SJRNWT:

    No you just have to look harder.
    I don't like toys, or hitachi magic wands, I got over all of it like 10 years ago (I had an early start).
    I like my men straight up, neat.
     Reply
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    Image of Jux Jux
    09/02/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: slight curve to the left?
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Food Cake® promoted this comment Jux was starred Jux was unstarred
    Image of switchblade saints switchblade saints
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    I prefer malts over milkshakes.
    I dunno what that means.
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    Image of meclo meclo
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    I could see this as a serious safety hazard...I mean, boobies are distracting enough as it is, but VIBRATING boobies?? The frequency of dudes walking into lampposts/manholes/traffic has just been increased by 1000%...
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    Image of OldSchoolGadgetLover OldSchoolGadgetLover
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    Penn and Teller had a good Bullshit show regarding these ridiculous products (penis and breast enlargement products, a multi million dollar industry). Basically, none of the stimulation / meditation / pills / swimming with the dolphins stuff actually works.
    Either live with what you have (like Curves, though I get the feeling she was somewhat genetically gifted), or go get some good old fashioned surgery.
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    Image of Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition
    08/12/09

    @OldSchoolGadgetLover: Waiting for "Curves approved this comment"
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    Image of thePrototype thePrototype
    08/12/09

    @OldSchoolGadgetLover: yup, people need to stop being so cheap, bite the bullet and actually buy implants. This hocus pocus doesn't work.
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    Curves promoted this comment thePrototype was starred thePrototype was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    08/12/09

    @thePrototype: OR they could just realize that the true measure of a woman is not the size of her breasts, but the size of the heart that beats beneath them.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    08/12/09

    @Underscore_Lysdexia: Yes, this whole thread is cracking me up.
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    Image of tenazrael tenazrael
    08/12/09

    @Curves: Yes, I agree... the true measure of a woman is not the size of her breasts... its the shape!
    The idea of handling a women's heart with all that blood is kinda gross. Sounds like you've been watching to much True Blood.
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    Xeno promoted this comment tenazrael was starred tenazrael was unstarred
    Image of Xeno Xeno
    08/12/09

    @tenazrael: No, no, no, the heart is more important. For it is the heart that keeps the breasts alive and warm.
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    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    I like to strap this to my schlong for some penis enlargement cus a man can never have a big enough pleasure stick.
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    Image of dingus dingus
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    I'm disappointed at the lack of a boobiemodo tag.
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    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    Hey girls, you don't need this, I have Parkinson...
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    Hectorvex promoted this comment SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was starred SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was unstarred
    Image of Hectorvex Hectorvex
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    Next model to have integrated nipple tweaker built in.
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    Image of Barion Barion
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    Mmmm, milkshake.
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    Xeno promoted this comment Barion was starred Barion was unstarred
    Image of Xeno Xeno
    08/12/09

    @Barion: +1 lol!
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