I paid way more than 6.95 for my last vibra finger, so that is an amazing deal. I am ordering two - not that I would know what to do with two at one time, mind you.
Come to think of it, I kinda like feces on my twinkies. I think I need to get together with that Feces guy and stick my twinkie in his soft brown stuff for some sweet Saturday morning pastries.
So...will it be some sort of lubeless ultra-smooth latex-like-based material that can basically contact every pleasure point and cause some sort of cosmic orgasm that would cause a marital supernova? All this and more on Giz G-Spot Safari.
@The Chad: Not so sure these sorts of jokes would make it passed the disemvoweling machine, as that sort of thing is not exactly welcome in these parts (I reckon).
Looks like it would one, possibly two uses before being consigned to top shelf of the closet along with the rest of the sex paraphernalia accumulated over the years and now just collect dust..
They what you to have this thing in woman *while* having sex! Doesn't seem fun. I'd worry about errrr....well I'd worry. They also say it can be put around the base of the penis. How does it link? Do you tie it in the bow? Does it have magnets?
@OMG! Ponies!: well if you'll just go ahead and call her and go ahead and let her know that head n shoulders will go ahead and not only condition but also go ahead and take care of her flakes..
Ok so apparently its a toy that one end stimulates the g-spot and another end stimulates the clitoris or I assume the back door? I guess it sounds good and all...but I assume you just errr....put it in?
A quite safe for work video unless you get turned on by hands and plastic shaped like a mushed "U" in purple that is.....
2) I'm sure at least one Giz commenter is, in fact, turned on by hands and purple molded plastic
C) Oh baby. You know how to really get me going. Promotional/instructional videos with soothing female voices make me HOT. It's so bad I can't fly anymore. Everytime they roll that VHS tape telling me how to put the supplemental oxygen mask on the child beside me...
@Bokusatsu_Tenshi: She's a 10' tall giant. And that's not her apartment. She's smiling because she is full, having eaten the normal (by Japanese standards) sized people who used to live there.
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People, what's up with everyone having the same 'OMG! ***!' names?
05/30/09
Come to think of it, I kinda like feces on my twinkies. I think I need to get together with that Feces guy and stick my twinkie in his soft brown stuff for some sweet Saturday morning pastries.
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[www.mysexprofessor.com]
(btw, I am not at all affiliated with the we-vibe folks, but it is a fascinating toy that many people like.)
01/25/09
See here, also SFW (no nudity)
They what you to have this thing in woman *while* having sex! Doesn't seem fun. I'd worry about errrr....well I'd worry. They also say it can be put around the base of the penis. How does it link? Do you tie it in the bow? Does it have magnets?
01/25/09
01/25/09
go ahead.
01/26/09
01/26/09
As for Encino Girl's hair, perhaps that hair treatment is a bit....I dunno.
Lots of gel? I'd rather not think about it.
01/25/09
A quite safe for work video unless you get turned on by hands and plastic shaped like a mushed "U" in purple that is.....
[video.google.com]
01/25/09
1) I guess it's not a mouth guard
2) I'm sure at least one Giz commenter is, in fact, turned on by hands and purple molded plastic
C) Oh baby. You know how to really get me going. Promotional/instructional videos with soothing female voices make me HOT. It's so bad I can't fly anymore. Everytime they roll that VHS tape telling me how to put the supplemental oxygen mask on the child beside me...
01/25/09
This one made me LMAO:
01/25/09
Jesus Christ On A Ritz Cracker - what's wrong with you!? If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, rinsing out my cortex with bleach.
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No really. It looks like a purple Breathe-Right strip.
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Smell wrong.
01/25/09
Or solid rocket boosters!
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Of course I know about the habits of japanese sitting on the floor, having short tables and all that stuff.
But on that pic, the lady looks like a giant or something.
The floor isn't tatami, the TV is too low even for japanese standards and that painting on the wall back is tiny.
11/19/08
11/19/08
she obviously ate a red mushroom and got way bigger and that tv is actually a 60" flat screen.
she just has an enormous door next to the tv.
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